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**venuspop** · 05-25-2012, 07:35 AM

Well, someone spilled some Bread into a bowl of rum. Wait!

Did you say the bready punch?

**MikeAZ** · 05-25-2012, 10:00 AM

Yes, she said "bready punch"

Is there a way to get free access to this forum?

Moxiie · 05-25-2012, 11:51 AM

Yes, but you have to pay a hefty fine each time you do so

What is inside that hollowed out wooden leg anyways?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 12:23 PM

A real leg in the witness protection program.

Where can I buy a handgun?

**MikeAZ** · 05-25-2012, 12:26 PM

Boston.

Is a high IQ part of being INTJ?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 12:31 PM

No, you're thinking of IQHIs.

What does MBTI stand for?

**MikeAZ** · 05-25-2012, 12:41 PM

Master of British Teeth Inspection.

Does sending positive thoughts to someone work?

**jkatra** · 05-25-2012, 01:15 PM

Only if done through U.S. mail with a Forever stamp.

How much do envelopes cost?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 02:51 PM

Two licks and run your hand over 'em. Pretty cheap.

What goes into a martini?

**jkatra** · 05-25-2012, 03:03 PM

You go into a martini.

Why do we celebrate Memorial Day?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 03:07 PM

We first tried Fuhgeddaboudit Day, but it didn't catch on.

Where is Mali?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 03:20 PM

if you think in terms of kansas and arkansas; mali is due east of somalia.

why do angels only get wings when bells ring?

**wrongjargon** · 05-25-2012, 03:31 PM

It's their call for lunch time. Food from heaven makes you grow wings.

What is the food of the gods?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 03:42 PM

angel food cake, devil's food cake, heavenly hash ice cream, and all you can eat buffet on Tuesdays.

When Harry Met Sally, what happened?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 03:45 PM

^^ kitten entrails.
... they're gods... not much we could do about it, even if we tried.

^ they went to a rave party and shared a pacifier.

what causes sympathy?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 03:50 PM

yawning.

What are the ingredients in Jello?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 03:57 PM

sock lint.

what can i do to make myself lucky?

**jkatra** · 05-25-2012, 03:59 PM

Go to a court and legally change your name to Lucky. They will have all the proper forms you need to fill out.

Where are all the proper forms located?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 04:00 PM

^^ buy self-help books, wear Lucky jeans, smoke Luckys, and belieeeeeeeeve.

^ All the proper forms are located in the Stickler File.

How do you make orange juice?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 04:04 PM

you put the lime in da coconut, and drink it all down.

what is the best use for cotton microfiber?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 04:06 PM

Helping miniature stuffed dolls with their constipation problems.

How can I alleviate the pressure in my ears when in an airplane?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 04:14 PM

only fly on submarines; the incidence of ear issues drops by about 40%

which actor should play ronald mcdonald when the abc family channel films his bio?

Moxiie · 05-25-2012, 05:15 PM

the role was originally offered to Flipper but was turned down because he just wouldn't wear that wig y'know? Demeaning.

Hey you! I hear you're royalty - is that true?

**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 05:18 PM

they don't call it a price albert for nothing.

what's the difference between fission and fusion?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 05:19 PM

Is this a trick question? IS, no U.

What is Julia Child's classic cookbook?

05-25-2012, 07:35 AM	#22926
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Well, someone spilled some Bread into a bowl of rum. Wait! Did you say the bready punch?
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05-25-2012, 10:00 AM	#22927
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Yes, she said "bready punch" Is there a way to get free access to this forum?
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05-25-2012, 11:51 AM	#22928
Moxiie Core Member [208%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,355	Yes, but you have to pay a hefty fine each time you do so What is inside that hollowed out wooden leg anyways?
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05-25-2012, 12:23 PM	#22929
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	A real leg in the witness protection program. Where can I buy a handgun?
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05-25-2012, 12:26 PM	#22930
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Boston. Is a high IQ part of being INTJ?
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05-25-2012, 12:31 PM	#22931
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	No, you're thinking of IQHIs. What does MBTI stand for?
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05-25-2012, 12:41 PM	#22932
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Master of British Teeth Inspection. Does sending positive thoughts to someone work?
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05-25-2012, 01:15 PM	#22933
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,362	Only if done through U.S. mail with a Forever stamp. How much do envelopes cost?
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05-25-2012, 02:51 PM	#22934
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	Two licks and run your hand over 'em. Pretty cheap. What goes into a martini?
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05-25-2012, 03:03 PM	#22935
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,362	You go into a martini. Why do we celebrate Memorial Day?
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05-25-2012, 03:07 PM	#22936
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	We first tried Fuhgeddaboudit Day, but it didn't catch on. Where is Mali?
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05-25-2012, 03:20 PM	#22937
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	if you think in terms of kansas and arkansas; mali is due east of somalia. why do angels only get wings when bells ring?
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05-25-2012, 03:31 PM	#22938
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	It's their call for lunch time. Food from heaven makes you grow wings. What is the food of the gods?
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05-25-2012, 03:42 PM	#22939
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	angel food cake, devil's food cake, heavenly hash ice cream, and all you can eat buffet on Tuesdays. When Harry Met Sally, what happened?
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05-25-2012, 03:45 PM	#22940
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	^^ kitten entrails. ... they're gods... not much we could do about it, even if we tried. ^ they went to a rave party and shared a pacifier. what causes sympathy?
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05-25-2012, 03:50 PM	#22941
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	yawning. What are the ingredients in Jello?
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05-25-2012, 03:57 PM	#22942
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	sock lint. what can i do to make myself lucky?
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05-25-2012, 03:59 PM	#22943
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,362	Go to a court and legally change your name to Lucky. They will have all the proper forms you need to fill out. Where are all the proper forms located?
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05-25-2012, 04:00 PM	#22944
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	^^ buy self-help books, wear Lucky jeans, smoke Luckys, and belieeeeeeeeve. ^ All the proper forms are located in the Stickler File. How do you make orange juice?
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05-25-2012, 04:04 PM	#22945
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	you put the lime in da coconut, and drink it all down. what is the best use for cotton microfiber?
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05-25-2012, 04:06 PM	#22946
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	Helping miniature stuffed dolls with their constipation problems. How can I alleviate the pressure in my ears when in an airplane?
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05-25-2012, 04:14 PM	#22947
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	only fly on submarines; the incidence of ear issues drops by about 40% which actor should play ronald mcdonald when the abc family channel films his bio?
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05-25-2012, 05:15 PM	#22948
Moxiie Core Member [208%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,355	the role was originally offered to Flipper but was turned down because he just wouldn't wear that wig y'know? Demeaning. Hey you! I hear you're royalty - is that true?
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05-25-2012, 05:18 PM	#22949
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	they don't call it a price albert for nothing. what's the difference between fission and fusion?
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05-25-2012, 05:19 PM	#22950
INTJane Core Member [1044%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,794	Is this a trick question? IS, no U. What is Julia Child's classic cookbook?
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