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**reiven** · 05-22-2012, 04:03 PM

girl scout cookies are preferable to cake, if philandering is your angle.

what is the commonality between pickets charge and the little big horn?

thebrainpolice · 05-22-2012, 06:18 PM

Both are fondly remembered as rags to riches success stories by those who led them.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

**gracious** · 05-22-2012, 06:26 PM

Probably the cock.

What are the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices?

**INTJane** · 05-22-2012, 07:50 PM

Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Liesl, Fritz, JohnBoy, Snap, Crackle, Hoss, Little Joe, Maid Marian. These are their code names, of course.

What is the President's address?

**wrongjargon** · 05-22-2012, 10:16 PM

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia. Although the address is listed under some guy named P. Sherman.

Is there a time and place for everything?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 10:21 PM

Yes. Noon. My place.

What shall we do?

**DoubleEntendre** · 05-22-2012, 10:30 PM

Not what you expected.

Why should we?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 10:33 PM

Old time's sake.

Shall we?

**wrongjargon** · 05-22-2012, 10:35 PM

After you.

Should we bring anything?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 10:37 PM

Absolutely.

What do you have?

**wrongjargon** · 05-22-2012, 10:42 PM

A few pieces of cardboard, an ant farm, a busted gramophone, and what seems to be the remains of a pie. Maybe.

Should we eat the maybe-pie?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 10:43 PM

Maybe.

Would it be impolite to refuse?

**wrongjargon** · 05-22-2012, 10:46 PM

Only on Sundays.

Is it Sunday already?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 10:49 PM

No. It's Venusday before Sunday. Always.

Is it Venusday for you too?

**wrongjargon** · 05-22-2012, 11:06 PM

I'm in a different timezone. It's Jupiterday over here.

Where did the day go?

**venuspop** · 05-22-2012, 11:08 PM

The day always goes to Venusday because Venusday is the mother of all days.

Is Jupiterday the Father of all days too?

**QuantumEnigma** · 05-23-2012, 01:35 AM

We're still waiting on the paternity test - days are hard to cotton swab.

Do you ever stick cotton swabs in your ears?

**reiven** · 05-23-2012, 02:21 AM

yes. i've found it is easier to clean the back side of your left ear by coming in through the right one, and vice-versa. if you try this at home, it may be a bit uncomfortable, but don't let that stop you! you will be able to hear sounds you never imagined once your ears are truly clean.

what really happened at the tower of babel?

**IronSulfide** · 05-23-2012, 04:51 AM

Rinko Kikuchi kept flashing everyone.

What is the best cure for dry, itchy eyes?

**venuspop** · 05-23-2012, 05:04 AM

One drop of virgin tears.

How did the caveman find his cave?

Othesemo · 05-23-2012, 07:06 AM

Google maps.

What's the best build for my level 27 demon hunter?

**jkatra** · 05-23-2012, 07:46 AM

Only geeks would know and there are no geeks here.

Why is it Tuesday?

**discontinuous** · 05-23-2012, 11:10 AM

Nah... you didn't hear right they must have said "choose day".

What will it be?

**jkatra** · 05-23-2012, 11:20 AM

It will be fluffy, troublemaking and wild.

How do you repair your reputation?

**wrongjargon** · 05-23-2012, 12:47 PM

With a screwdriver, a wrench, and an image consultant. Add in some salt and you're golden.

Is Coca-Cola actually refreshing or is it just good marketing?

05-22-2012, 04:03 PM	#22851
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	girl scout cookies are preferable to cake, if philandering is your angle. what is the commonality between pickets charge and the little big horn?
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05-22-2012, 06:18 PM	#22852
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,477	Both are fondly remembered as rags to riches success stories by those who led them. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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05-22-2012, 06:26 PM	#22853
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Probably the cock. What are the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices?
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05-22-2012, 07:50 PM	#22854
INTJane Core Member [1049%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 41,986	Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Liesl, Fritz, JohnBoy, Snap, Crackle, Hoss, Little Joe, Maid Marian. These are their code names, of course. What is the President's address?
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05-22-2012, 10:16 PM	#22855
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia. Although the address is listed under some guy named P. Sherman. Is there a time and place for everything?
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05-22-2012, 10:21 PM	#22856
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Yes. Noon. My place. What shall we do?
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05-22-2012, 10:30 PM	#22857
DoubleEntendre Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 275	Not what you expected. Why should we?
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05-22-2012, 10:33 PM	#22858
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Old time's sake. Shall we?
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05-22-2012, 10:35 PM	#22859
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	After you. Should we bring anything?
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05-22-2012, 10:37 PM	#22860
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Absolutely. What do you have?
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05-22-2012, 10:42 PM	#22861
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	A few pieces of cardboard, an ant farm, a busted gramophone, and what seems to be the remains of a pie. Maybe. Should we eat the maybe-pie?
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05-22-2012, 10:43 PM	#22862
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Maybe. Would it be impolite to refuse?
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05-22-2012, 10:46 PM	#22863
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	Only on Sundays. Is it Sunday already?
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05-22-2012, 10:49 PM	#22864
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	No. It's Venusday before Sunday. Always. Is it Venusday for you too?
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05-22-2012, 11:06 PM	#22865
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	I'm in a different timezone. It's Jupiterday over here. Where did the day go?
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05-22-2012, 11:08 PM	#22866
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	The day always goes to Venusday because Venusday is the mother of all days. Is Jupiterday the Father of all days too?
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05-23-2012, 01:35 AM	#22867
QuantumEnigma Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 487	We're still waiting on the paternity test - days are hard to cotton swab. Do you ever stick cotton swabs in your ears?
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05-23-2012, 02:21 AM	#22868
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	yes. i've found it is easier to clean the back side of your left ear by coming in through the right one, and vice-versa. if you try this at home, it may be a bit uncomfortable, but don't let that stop you! you will be able to hear sounds you never imagined once your ears are truly clean. what really happened at the tower of babel?
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05-23-2012, 04:51 AM	#22869
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Rinko Kikuchi kept flashing everyone. What is the best cure for dry, itchy eyes?
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05-23-2012, 05:04 AM	#22870
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	One drop of virgin tears. How did the caveman find his cave?
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05-23-2012, 07:06 AM	#22871
Othesemo Core Member [121%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,878	Google maps. What's the best build for my level 27 demon hunter?
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05-23-2012, 07:46 AM	#22872
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	Only geeks would know and there are no geeks here. Why is it Tuesday?
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05-23-2012, 11:10 AM	#22873
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Nah... you didn't hear right they must have said "choose day". What will it be?
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05-23-2012, 11:20 AM	#22874
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	It will be fluffy, troublemaking and wild. How do you repair your reputation?
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05-23-2012, 12:47 PM	#22875
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	With a screwdriver, a wrench, and an image consultant. Add in some salt and you're golden. Is Coca-Cola actually refreshing or is it just good marketing?
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