I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 905

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 10:31 PM

Here, here and here.

Where is here?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 10:34 PM

There, their, and where.

Who is whom?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 10:37 PM

Whom who you wooed.

Any luck?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 11:14 PM

Luck doesn't exist as long as you plan.

What is true?

**venuspop** · 05-08-2012, 12:01 AM

What I've said is always true.

What about those I haven't said?

**jkatra** · 05-08-2012, 12:28 AM

You need to say more. Much more.

How much is much more?

**venuspop** · 05-08-2012, 12:30 AM

A great deal less than little.

How about some ice cream?

**jkatra** · 05-08-2012, 12:31 AM

I approve of ice cream and will elect it into political office.

Where do I go to vote?

**venuspop** · 05-08-2012, 12:33 AM

The polling station is at the end of the culling station.

Can you find your way there without any gps coordinates?

**jkatra** · 05-08-2012, 12:57 AM

I intuitively know the way to anywhere and anywhen.

Why isn't anywhen a word?

**reiven** · 05-08-2012, 03:08 AM

it is if you spell it right- it's aniwhen.
trust me, i know speling.

what is the difference between a five iron and a tire iron?

**aok** · 05-08-2012, 03:46 AM

One's a golfer and the other one's a mechanic.

Why do alot of jobs like you to be very detail oriented?

**Reizu** · 05-08-2012, 07:00 AM

Actally they want you to be orientally detailed. Because if they're going to put you on display you need to look stunning.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

**venuspop** · 05-08-2012, 07:11 AM

The worm is greener there.

Are worms delicious?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 08:00 AM

Yes, because they taste like chocolate.

Are there three kinds of people in this world?

**jkatra** · 05-08-2012, 08:13 AM

There are three kinds of salads in the world, so I guess three kinds of people probably eat them.

What should you put in a salad?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 08:17 AM

You should put salad in stew for flavoring.

What should you do to annoying people?

**Reizu** · 05-08-2012, 09:08 AM

Run five laps around their house, do an impersonation of Jay Leno while baking them a cake, marry their dog, and then set a chocolate bomb to go off under their bed at exactly 2:00 am.

Why do people get married?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 10:55 AM

So they can decide whether or not they like the family of the person they are marrying.

Why do people insist on reactions of insanity?

**jkatra** · 05-08-2012, 01:11 PM

It is only by focusing on the opposite that enough momentum is created to generate a healthy movement in the opposite direction.

How do you become a good detective?

**BobtheINTJ** · 05-08-2012, 01:19 PM

It involves 2 parts wishing, 3 parts hard luck and one gumshoe.

Why do married people cheat on their significant other(s)?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 01:31 PM

So they can determine if the right answer is to do so.

Are wet cats still cuddly?

**BobtheINTJ** · 05-08-2012, 03:01 PM

Not if they weren't cuddly when dry

Why don't dogs have 9 lives?

**aok** · 05-08-2012, 03:02 PM

Because all they do is beg, bark, and slobber. They are dependent on your dictatorship.

What happens after the 9th life?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-08-2012, 03:06 PM

The hero is slain and Shrek gets the girl(s).

Is research insane by definition?

05-07-2012, 10:31 PM	#22601
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Here, here and here. Where is here?
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05-07-2012, 10:34 PM	#22602
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	There, their, and where. Who is whom?
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05-07-2012, 10:37 PM	#22603
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Whom who you wooed. Any luck?
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05-07-2012, 11:14 PM	#22604
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	Luck doesn't exist as long as you plan. What is true?
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05-08-2012, 12:01 AM	#22605
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	What I've said is always true. What about those I haven't said?
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05-08-2012, 12:28 AM	#22606
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	You need to say more. Much more. How much is much more?
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05-08-2012, 12:30 AM	#22607
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	A great deal less than little. How about some ice cream?
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05-08-2012, 12:31 AM	#22608
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	I approve of ice cream and will elect it into political office. Where do I go to vote?
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05-08-2012, 12:33 AM	#22609
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	The polling station is at the end of the culling station. Can you find your way there without any gps coordinates?
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05-08-2012, 12:57 AM	#22610
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	I intuitively know the way to anywhere and anywhen. Why isn't anywhen a word?
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05-08-2012, 03:08 AM	#22611
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	it is if you spell it right- it's aniwhen. trust me, i know speling. what is the difference between a five iron and a tire iron?
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05-08-2012, 03:46 AM	#22612
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	One's a golfer and the other one's a mechanic. Why do alot of jobs like you to be very detail oriented?
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05-08-2012, 07:00 AM	#22613
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Actally they want you to be orientally detailed. Because if they're going to put you on display you need to look stunning. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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05-08-2012, 07:11 AM	#22614
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	The worm is greener there. Are worms delicious?
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05-08-2012, 08:00 AM	#22615
MacheteGeek Member [19%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 798	Yes, because they taste like chocolate. Are there three kinds of people in this world?
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05-08-2012, 08:13 AM	#22616
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	There are three kinds of salads in the world, so I guess three kinds of people probably eat them. What should you put in a salad?
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05-08-2012, 08:17 AM	#22617
MacheteGeek Member [19%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 798	You should put salad in stew for flavoring. What should you do to annoying people?
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05-08-2012, 09:08 AM	#22618
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Run five laps around their house, do an impersonation of Jay Leno while baking them a cake, marry their dog, and then set a chocolate bomb to go off under their bed at exactly 2:00 am. Why do people get married?
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05-08-2012, 10:55 AM	#22619
MacheteGeek Member [19%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 798	So they can decide whether or not they like the family of the person they are marrying. Why do people insist on reactions of insanity?
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05-08-2012, 01:11 PM	#22620
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	It is only by focusing on the opposite that enough momentum is created to generate a healthy movement in the opposite direction. How do you become a good detective?
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05-08-2012, 01:19 PM	#22621
BobtheINTJ Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,274	It involves 2 parts wishing, 3 parts hard luck and one gumshoe. Why do married people cheat on their significant other(s)?
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05-08-2012, 01:31 PM	#22622
MacheteGeek Member [19%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 798	So they can determine if the right answer is to do so. Are wet cats still cuddly?
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05-08-2012, 03:01 PM	#22623
BobtheINTJ Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,274	Not if they weren't cuddly when dry Why don't dogs have 9 lives?
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05-08-2012, 03:02 PM	#22624
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	Because all they do is beg, bark, and slobber. They are dependent on your dictatorship. What happens after the 9th life?
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05-08-2012, 03:06 PM	#22625
MacheteGeek Member [19%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 798	The hero is slain and Shrek gets the girl(s). Is research insane by definition?
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