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Moxiie · 05-07-2012, 04:37 PM

Bilbo Baggins

What exactly do hobbits need to nourish their souls?

**Reizu** · 05-07-2012, 04:39 PM

^^
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^Jelly beans

Who is the best of the best?

Moxiie · 05-07-2012, 04:42 PM

Being purely an epistemological inquiry, the best of the best can only be determined through a drawn out process to determine praxis. However, in layman's terms, the best of the best is mayonnaise.

Oh dear!! WHY??

**MacheteGeek** · 05-07-2012, 04:51 PM

Because Doom says so.

Why do people enjoy gravity?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 04:54 PM

It helps bring them down, and everyone knows depressed people have a more accurate view of reality. So it helps them be more realistic.

Why are realists such downers?

**MacheteGeek** · 05-07-2012, 04:57 PM

Because they know it really isn't butter.

Why can't people sense their brain?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 05:00 PM

Because, they're realists.

Why not butter the biscuit?

**Reizu** · 05-07-2012, 06:15 PM

If you were a realist you would know it's not actually butter.

Why can't we stop talking about realists?

**Lykaon** · 05-07-2012, 06:17 PM

Because realists are real in reality.

What is the meaning of Quan?

**GenessorDios** · 05-07-2012, 06:25 PM

It is a citizen of a group of people who have been waiting in line for so long that they've formed their own democratic society.

What's the fourth last thing I will do before I die?

**BobtheINTJ** · 05-07-2012, 06:43 PM

Depends if you skipped any steps before the fourth. More than likely you will skip to the lou.

What is the nutritional makeup of haggis?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 09:12 PM

Haggis consists of the following nutrients: sevens, pigs, galaxies, and telecommunications.

What should we be doing this evening?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 09:21 PM

We should hold hands and dance around the Maypole.

Is there a Maypole at the north pole?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 09:24 PM

No, it's on the east equator.

What's so green about Greenland?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 09:47 PM

Nothing. Greenland is an elaborate marketing propaganda scheme to relocate millions of people away from the real green areas so they can freeze to death.

Why do people create schemes?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 09:49 PM

Because they have no plot, they've lost it.

How do you find it?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 09:53 PM

You find that which finds you.

How do you play hide and seek?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 09:55 PM

First you hide somewhere. Then you go seek yourself. Most of the time, you will find yourself hiding where you hid.

Did I make myself clear?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 10:00 PM

You made yourself Venuspop.

Who are you?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 10:02 PM

I am who I am.

Don't you know?

**jkatra** · 05-07-2012, 10:21 PM

I know all, see all, say hi to all.

Who are you supposed to be again?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 10:22 PM

Supposed to be? Why, I never!

Did you ever?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 10:25 PM

I never ever never ever never ever.

What is below never?

**venuspop** · 05-07-2012, 10:27 PM

There is a lie under all nevers.

Did you contribute to those lies?

**aok** · 05-07-2012, 10:30 PM

I lied down ever time I never.

Where does the truth hurt?

05-07-2012, 04:37 PM	#22576
Moxiie Core Member [210%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,402	Bilbo Baggins What exactly do hobbits need to nourish their souls?
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05-07-2012, 04:39 PM	#22577
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	^^ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ^Jelly beans Who is the best of the best?
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05-07-2012, 04:42 PM	#22578
Moxiie Core Member [210%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,402	Being purely an epistemological inquiry, the best of the best can only be determined through a drawn out process to determine praxis. However, in layman's terms, the best of the best is mayonnaise. Oh dear!! WHY??
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05-07-2012, 04:51 PM	#22579
MacheteGeek Member [20%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 801	Because Doom says so. Why do people enjoy gravity?
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05-07-2012, 04:54 PM	#22580
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	It helps bring them down, and everyone knows depressed people have a more accurate view of reality. So it helps them be more realistic. Why are realists such downers?
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05-07-2012, 04:57 PM	#22581
MacheteGeek Member [20%] MBTI: xnTX Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 801	Because they know it really isn't butter. Why can't people sense their brain?
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05-07-2012, 05:00 PM	#22582
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Because, they're realists. Why not butter the biscuit?
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05-07-2012, 06:15 PM	#22583
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	If you were a realist you would know it's not actually butter. Why can't we stop talking about realists?
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05-07-2012, 06:17 PM	#22584
Lykaon New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 48	Because realists are real in reality. What is the meaning of Quan?
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05-07-2012, 06:25 PM	#22585
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	It is a citizen of a group of people who have been waiting in line for so long that they've formed their own democratic society. What's the fourth last thing I will do before I die?
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05-07-2012, 06:43 PM	#22586
BobtheINTJ Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,274	Depends if you skipped any steps before the fourth. More than likely you will skip to the lou. What is the nutritional makeup of haggis?
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05-07-2012, 09:12 PM	#22587
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,419	Haggis consists of the following nutrients: sevens, pigs, galaxies, and telecommunications. What should we be doing this evening?
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05-07-2012, 09:21 PM	#22588
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	We should hold hands and dance around the Maypole. Is there a Maypole at the north pole?
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05-07-2012, 09:24 PM	#22589
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	No, it's on the east equator. What's so green about Greenland?
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05-07-2012, 09:47 PM	#22590
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,419	Nothing. Greenland is an elaborate marketing propaganda scheme to relocate millions of people away from the real green areas so they can freeze to death. Why do people create schemes?
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05-07-2012, 09:49 PM	#22591
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Because they have no plot, they've lost it. How do you find it?
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05-07-2012, 09:53 PM	#22592
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,419	You find that which finds you. How do you play hide and seek?
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05-07-2012, 09:55 PM	#22593
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	First you hide somewhere. Then you go seek yourself. Most of the time, you will find yourself hiding where you hid. Did I make myself clear?
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05-07-2012, 10:00 PM	#22594
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,419	You made yourself Venuspop. Who are you?
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05-07-2012, 10:02 PM	#22595
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	I am who I am. Don't you know?
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05-07-2012, 10:21 PM	#22596
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,419	I know all, see all, say hi to all. Who are you supposed to be again?
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05-07-2012, 10:22 PM	#22597
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	Supposed to be? Why, I never! Did you ever?
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05-07-2012, 10:25 PM	#22598
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	I never ever never ever never ever. What is below never?
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05-07-2012, 10:27 PM	#22599
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	There is a lie under all nevers. Did you contribute to those lies?
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05-07-2012, 10:30 PM	#22600
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	I lied down ever time I never. Where does the truth hurt?
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