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**Lunammi** · 04-24-2012, 11:30 AM

It's a flavour of icecream.

What dreams are made of?

**Reizu** · 04-24-2012, 11:48 AM

Sausage, asparagus, and artificial flavoring.

Why are manhole covers round?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 11:59 AM

Thats the way I like them... You gotta problem with that?

How old are you?

**Lunammi** · 04-24-2012, 12:08 PM

128

How tall are you?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 12:18 PM

I am as tall as the mountains, as wide as the rivers, and as humble as a pro wrestler.

How do you make a map?

**X51** · 04-24-2012, 07:21 PM

Step 1. Find an 'm', the alphabet has been known to be a good place to start looking.

Step 2. Buy an 'a' at your friendly neighborhood home improvement store.

Step 3. Use some heat shrink to make a 'p'.

Step 4. Higher a lawyer so he can guide you through the process of putting the 'm', the 'a' and the 'p' in the right order while making your pockets a mighty bit lighter.

Drum roll... you have a 'map'!

If the plural of a mouse is mice, why is not the plural of a house, hice?

**GenessorDios** · 04-24-2012, 07:42 PM

My, it sounds like someone had his head squoze as a kid.

Would you like a boxen of doughnuts?

**discontinuous** · 04-24-2012, 08:03 PM

After this bowl of rouses.

What's the most important knot you learn in scouts?

**X51** · 04-24-2012, 08:20 PM

The one for the boxen of doughnuts.

Another rowl of bouses?

**GenessorDios** · 04-24-2012, 08:22 PM

The whoresnare has long been the pinnacle of skill for aspiring knotsmen.

What do plankton eat?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 09:24 PM

Logarithms and Boy Scouts.

How do you become a hippy?

**venuspop** · 04-24-2012, 10:06 PM

Flowers in your hair, sleep with the grass and dance like a dervish.

Why does a dervish dance like a dervish?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 10:13 PM

A dervish does not dance like a dervish, and if you truly understand that, then the ways of the universe will finally be revealed to you.

Why do we hiccup?

**venuspop** · 04-24-2012, 10:16 PM

Once you find out why we hiccup, you will truly understand the ways of the universe.

Does the universe hiccup?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 10:22 PM

It sneezes and has evolved beyond the need for hiccups.

Are you groovy?

**venuspop** · 04-24-2012, 10:43 PM

No, I do not have any grooves on me so I can't be groovy.

Are you?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 10:49 PM

I am rhythmic and jovial.

What do you have to tell me right now?

**venuspop** · 04-24-2012, 10:50 PM

I'm eating some peanuts while writing this.

Is that bad?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 10:53 PM

That is extremely bad and it makes you one of the top most wanted criminals in the Northern Hemisphere.

Are you going to stop all the criminals?

**venuspop** · 04-24-2012, 10:56 PM

I will, if they're after my peanuts.

Are you after my peanuts too?
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**jkatra** · 04-25-2012, 12:11 AM

Men always want women's peanuts.

What are the birds and the bees?

**Reizu** · 04-25-2012, 04:32 AM

"Birds" and "Bees" are code names for the CIA's top agents.

Why can't I find a decent eraser?

**venuspop** · 04-25-2012, 05:15 AM

In order to find a decent eraser, you must stop hanging out with indecent erasers at once.

How does indecency become you?

**EmmaKynikos** · 04-25-2012, 06:00 AM

it makes my butt look smaller.

where's the remote?

**Sprelious** · 04-25-2012, 07:25 AM

It's with the missing socks having a party and laughing their Ass off.

Why does Mold grow everywhere?

04-24-2012, 11:30 AM	#22176
Lunammi Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,518	It's a flavour of icecream. What dreams are made of?
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04-24-2012, 11:48 AM	#22177
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Sausage, asparagus, and artificial flavoring. Why are manhole covers round?
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04-24-2012, 11:59 AM	#22178
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	Thats the way I like them... You gotta problem with that? How old are you?
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04-24-2012, 12:08 PM	#22179
Lunammi Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,518	128 How tall are you?
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04-24-2012, 12:18 PM	#22180
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	I am as tall as the mountains, as wide as the rivers, and as humble as a pro wrestler. How do you make a map?
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04-24-2012, 07:21 PM	#22181
X51 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 54	Step 1. Find an 'm', the alphabet has been known to be a good place to start looking. Step 2. Buy an 'a' at your friendly neighborhood home improvement store. Step 3. Use some heat shrink to make a 'p'. Step 4. Higher a lawyer so he can guide you through the process of putting the 'm', the 'a' and the 'p' in the right order while making your pockets a mighty bit lighter. Drum roll... you have a 'map'! If the plural of a mouse is mice, why is not the plural of a house, hice?
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04-24-2012, 07:42 PM	#22182
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	My, it sounds like someone had his head squoze as a kid. Would you like a boxen of doughnuts?
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04-24-2012, 08:03 PM	#22183
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	After this bowl of rouses. What's the most important knot you learn in scouts?
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04-24-2012, 08:20 PM	#22184
X51 New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 54	The one for the boxen of doughnuts. Another rowl of bouses?
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04-24-2012, 08:22 PM	#22185
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	The whoresnare has long been the pinnacle of skill for aspiring knotsmen. What do plankton eat?
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04-24-2012, 09:24 PM	#22186
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	Logarithms and Boy Scouts. How do you become a hippy?
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04-24-2012, 10:06 PM	#22187
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	Flowers in your hair, sleep with the grass and dance like a dervish. Why does a dervish dance like a dervish?
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04-24-2012, 10:13 PM	#22188
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	A dervish does not dance like a dervish, and if you truly understand that, then the ways of the universe will finally be revealed to you. Why do we hiccup?
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04-24-2012, 10:16 PM	#22189
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	Once you find out why we hiccup, you will truly understand the ways of the universe. Does the universe hiccup?
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04-24-2012, 10:22 PM	#22190
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	It sneezes and has evolved beyond the need for hiccups. Are you groovy?
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04-24-2012, 10:43 PM	#22191
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	No, I do not have any grooves on me so I can't be groovy. Are you?
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04-24-2012, 10:49 PM	#22192
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	I am rhythmic and jovial. What do you have to tell me right now?
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04-24-2012, 10:50 PM	#22193
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	I'm eating some peanuts while writing this. Is that bad?
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04-24-2012, 10:53 PM	#22194
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	That is extremely bad and it makes you one of the top most wanted criminals in the Northern Hemisphere. Are you going to stop all the criminals?
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04-24-2012, 10:56 PM	#22195
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	I will, if they're after my peanuts. Are you after my peanuts too? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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04-25-2012, 12:11 AM	#22196
jkatra Core Member [711%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,449	Men always want women's peanuts. What are the birds and the bees?
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04-25-2012, 04:32 AM	#22197
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	"Birds" and "Bees" are code names for the CIA's top agents. Why can't I find a decent eraser?
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04-25-2012, 05:15 AM	#22198
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	In order to find a decent eraser, you must stop hanging out with indecent erasers at once. How does indecency become you?
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04-25-2012, 06:00 AM	#22199
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	it makes my butt look smaller. where's the remote?
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04-25-2012, 07:25 AM	#22200
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	It's with the missing socks having a party and laughing their Ass off. Why does Mold grow everywhere?
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