I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 887

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 10:53 PM

Cartwheels are no longer necessary in today's mode of transportation.

Do you walk often?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 10:55 PM

I've never walked, run, sat down, or done anything remotely mundane.

How much exercise do you get daily?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 10:57 PM

Pages of them. My teacher is a slave driver.

Will you be my slave?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 10:58 PM

I will be your butler, but only if I can allow my monkey named Leroy to help.

Why are you allergic to monkeys?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 10:59 PM

They kept reminding me of my cousins.

Are you my cousin?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:00 PM

I'm your father and I'm sending you to your room without any supper.

Do you have a room?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:03 PM

I need to make more room for that awesome attitude.

How do you make more room for that awesome attitude?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:07 PM

Build an attachment with plywood onto your existing house making an allowance for at least 50 feet clearing space away from your neighbor's backyard.

Who are your neighbors?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:08 PM

The Jones.

How do you keep up with the Jones?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:10 PM

To defeat the enemy you must become the enemy, so you'll need to become Indiana Jones.

Will you succeed in defeating the enemy?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:11 PM

It depends on how large the enemy is.

Can you pick somebody your own size?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:13 PM

I'm a size large, and it's often difficult to find a size large, medium or extra large in most major department stores, especially at this time of night.

Should you go shopping?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:17 PM

Best way to keep visiting visitors away.

Are you visited by visiting visitors every weekend?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:20 PM

During the weekends I climb to the top of the tallest mountain on the horizon and speak with the ghosts of magical talking dolphins while meditating on the transience of life.

What do you do during the weekend?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:26 PM

I trounce sunsets into the horizon and beckon darkness upon us all.

Do you appreciate what I do?

**jkatra** · 04-23-2012, 11:30 PM

I've always taken you for granted because I'm a typical American.

Are you typical?

**venuspop** · 04-23-2012, 11:35 PM

I can be.

Is it difficult to can't be?

**aok** · 04-24-2012, 03:59 AM

It's more difficult to be.

Why do bees sting?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 10:07 AM

You must have done something to annoy them, so stop doing that.

What is a mutual insurance company?

**IronSulfide** · 04-24-2012, 10:14 AM

A dating service.

Who is the man in the moon?

**Reizu** · 04-24-2012, 10:52 AM

Newt Gingrich.

Why do people dance?

**Lunammi** · 04-24-2012, 11:06 AM

By dancing people can travel in time.

Why do animals hear better than humans?

**jkatra** · 04-24-2012, 11:08 AM

Because the animals were listening to you have sex last night in the woods.

What is the toughest animal?

**Lunammi** · 04-24-2012, 11:09 AM

Obviously, an ant.

Why do people asks questions?

**Reizu** · 04-24-2012, 11:28 AM

To validate what they already know.

What is the Collective Unconscious?

04-23-2012, 10:53 PM	#22151
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Cartwheels are no longer necessary in today's mode of transportation. Do you walk often?
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04-23-2012, 10:55 PM	#22152
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	I've never walked, run, sat down, or done anything remotely mundane. How much exercise do you get daily?
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04-23-2012, 10:57 PM	#22153
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Pages of them. My teacher is a slave driver. Will you be my slave?
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04-23-2012, 10:58 PM	#22154
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	I will be your butler, but only if I can allow my monkey named Leroy to help. Why are you allergic to monkeys?
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04-23-2012, 10:59 PM	#22155
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	They kept reminding me of my cousins. Are you my cousin?
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04-23-2012, 11:00 PM	#22156
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	I'm your father and I'm sending you to your room without any supper. Do you have a room?
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04-23-2012, 11:03 PM	#22157
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	I need to make more room for that awesome attitude. How do you make more room for that awesome attitude?
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04-23-2012, 11:07 PM	#22158
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	Build an attachment with plywood onto your existing house making an allowance for at least 50 feet clearing space away from your neighbor's backyard. Who are your neighbors?
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04-23-2012, 11:08 PM	#22159
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	The Jones. How do you keep up with the Jones?
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04-23-2012, 11:10 PM	#22160
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	To defeat the enemy you must become the enemy, so you'll need to become Indiana Jones. Will you succeed in defeating the enemy?
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04-23-2012, 11:11 PM	#22161
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	It depends on how large the enemy is. Can you pick somebody your own size?
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04-23-2012, 11:13 PM	#22162
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	I'm a size large, and it's often difficult to find a size large, medium or extra large in most major department stores, especially at this time of night. Should you go shopping?
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04-23-2012, 11:17 PM	#22163
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Best way to keep visiting visitors away. Are you visited by visiting visitors every weekend?
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04-23-2012, 11:20 PM	#22164
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	During the weekends I climb to the top of the tallest mountain on the horizon and speak with the ghosts of magical talking dolphins while meditating on the transience of life. What do you do during the weekend?
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04-23-2012, 11:26 PM	#22165
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	I trounce sunsets into the horizon and beckon darkness upon us all. Do you appreciate what I do?
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04-23-2012, 11:30 PM	#22166
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	I've always taken you for granted because I'm a typical American. Are you typical?
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04-23-2012, 11:35 PM	#22167
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	I can be. Is it difficult to can't be?
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04-24-2012, 03:59 AM	#22168
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	It's more difficult to be. Why do bees sting?
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04-24-2012, 10:07 AM	#22169
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	You must have done something to annoy them, so stop doing that. What is a mutual insurance company?
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04-24-2012, 10:14 AM	#22170
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	A dating service. Who is the man in the moon?
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04-24-2012, 10:52 AM	#22171
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Newt Gingrich. Why do people dance?
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04-24-2012, 11:06 AM	#22172
Lunammi Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,518	By dancing people can travel in time. Why do animals hear better than humans?
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04-24-2012, 11:08 AM	#22173
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	Because the animals were listening to you have sex last night in the woods. What is the toughest animal?
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04-24-2012, 11:09 AM	#22174
Lunammi Member [37%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,518	Obviously, an ant. Why do people asks questions?
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04-24-2012, 11:28 AM	#22175
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	To validate what they already know. What is the Collective Unconscious?
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