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**aok** · 04-11-2012, 07:04 PM

It's too acidic, so it has been reserved for legendary acid casualties that never existed.

Why doesn't the person step when they are are so angry that they are seeing red?

**QuantumEnigma** · 04-11-2012, 08:28 PM

Because they can't see anymore - it's all red, therefore they don't know which way to step.

Why are the canes of blind people white and red? It's not like they can see the colors.

**venuspop** · 04-11-2012, 11:08 PM

Red and white are the red cross colors. The blind are patrons of the Red Cross.

Why is the red cross?

**jkatra** · 04-11-2012, 11:15 PM

Because the grass is green.

Are you silly?

**venuspop** · 04-11-2012, 11:16 PM

Silly is our middle name.

Have you forgotten?

**Dysthe** · 04-11-2012, 11:20 PM

What was the question again?

Does time get faster as you age?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 12:00 AM

Leopards get faster as you age, and panthers get faster as I age.

How should you spend your time before you die?

**Gerard91** · 04-12-2012, 12:07 AM

You should buy as many hamburgers as you can.

What is the best way to deal with noisy neighborhood?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 12:08 AM

Wisely. Overspending may cause bankruptcy and Father Time does not reset the timeometer.

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	What is the best way to deal with noisy neighborhood?

Pretend to be mad and visit them when they're noisy.

Who married Father Time?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 12:11 AM

Betty Von Heisenberg who lives right down the street from my uncle.

Who should you marry?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 12:14 AM

I should always marry my spouse.

Will you marry my spouse too?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 12:21 AM

I didn't even know you had two spouses!

Why did you marry two people?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 12:24 AM

Polygamy is a sin worse than death.

What sin is better than death?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 12:48 AM

Eating pop tarts out of a vending machine at midnight.

How many pop tarts have you eaten today?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 12:50 AM

pop tarts are only accessible at the stroke of midnight, not before, not after.

Why?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 12:52 AM

Because you said so and you'll beat up people who violate that rule.

Why are you so mean?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 12:58 AM

My teacher said that mean means average so I am average by all account.

Are you mean too?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 01:06 AM

I am median, where 50% of the numbers are higher and 50% are lower.

What's your teacher's name?

**venuspop** · 04-12-2012, 01:08 AM

Mr WhatsHisName is my teacher's name.

How do you ... whatchamacallit?

**jkatra** · 04-12-2012, 01:46 AM

That sounds like a great name for a candy bar.

Why are candies sometimes in a bar form?

**Reizu** · 04-12-2012, 03:52 AM

To show which ones are only legal for consumption by those of age 21 and older.

Why are candies so delicious?

**reiven** · 04-12-2012, 04:12 AM

because each one is hand-crafted by an authentic grandmother of germanic decent.

what is the purpose of artillery?

**Reizu** · 04-12-2012, 04:14 AM

So that you can keep a gun by your side for that day when your co-workers push you just a little too far.

In what ways is the government helping the country?

**reiven** · 04-12-2012, 04:22 AM

the FMSP (federally mandated shower program) has done more to slow the spread of HPF (homeless people funk) than my vigilante abduction-and-murder spree ever could have.

are you glad you use dial?

**Reizu** · 04-12-2012, 04:37 AM

Yes.

What is the square root of 144?

04-11-2012, 07:04 PM	#21651
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	It's too acidic, so it has been reserved for legendary acid casualties that never existed. Why doesn't the person step when they are are so angry that they are seeing red?
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04-11-2012, 08:28 PM	#21652
QuantumEnigma Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 487	Because they can't see anymore - it's all red, therefore they don't know which way to step. Why are the canes of blind people white and red? It's not like they can see the colors.
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04-11-2012, 11:08 PM	#21653
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Red and white are the red cross colors. The blind are patrons of the Red Cross. Why is the red cross?
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04-11-2012, 11:15 PM	#21654
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	Because the grass is green. Are you silly?
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04-11-2012, 11:16 PM	#21655
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Silly is our middle name. Have you forgotten?
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04-11-2012, 11:20 PM	#21656
Dysthe Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 720	What was the question again? Does time get faster as you age?
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04-12-2012, 12:00 AM	#21657
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	Leopards get faster as you age, and panthers get faster as I age. How should you spend your time before you die?
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04-12-2012, 12:07 AM	#21658
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,757	You should buy as many hamburgers as you can. What is the best way to deal with noisy neighborhood?
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04-12-2012, 12:11 AM	#21660
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	Betty Von Heisenberg who lives right down the street from my uncle. Who should you marry?
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04-12-2012, 12:14 AM	#21661
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	I should always marry my spouse. Will you marry my spouse too?
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04-12-2012, 12:21 AM	#21662
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	I didn't even know you had two spouses! Why did you marry two people?
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04-12-2012, 12:24 AM	#21663
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Polygamy is a sin worse than death. What sin is better than death?
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04-12-2012, 12:48 AM	#21664
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	Eating pop tarts out of a vending machine at midnight. How many pop tarts have you eaten today?
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04-12-2012, 12:50 AM	#21665
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	pop tarts are only accessible at the stroke of midnight, not before, not after. Why?
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04-12-2012, 12:52 AM	#21666
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	Because you said so and you'll beat up people who violate that rule. Why are you so mean?
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04-12-2012, 12:58 AM	#21667
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	My teacher said that mean means average so I am average by all account. Are you mean too?
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04-12-2012, 01:06 AM	#21668
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	I am median, where 50% of the numbers are higher and 50% are lower. What's your teacher's name?
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04-12-2012, 01:08 AM	#21669
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Mr WhatsHisName is my teacher's name. How do you ... whatchamacallit?
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04-12-2012, 01:46 AM	#21670
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,416	That sounds like a great name for a candy bar. Why are candies sometimes in a bar form?
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04-12-2012, 03:52 AM	#21671
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	To show which ones are only legal for consumption by those of age 21 and older. Why are candies so delicious?
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04-12-2012, 04:12 AM	#21672
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	because each one is hand-crafted by an authentic grandmother of germanic decent. what is the purpose of artillery?
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04-12-2012, 04:14 AM	#21673
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	So that you can keep a gun by your side for that day when your co-workers push you just a little too far. In what ways is the government helping the country?
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04-12-2012, 04:22 AM	#21674
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	the FMSP (federally mandated shower program) has done more to slow the spread of HPF (homeless people funk) than my vigilante abduction-and-murder spree ever could have. are you glad you use dial?
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04-12-2012, 04:37 AM	#21675
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Yes. What is the square root of 144?
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