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**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 12:54 PM

^^Only if it enables you to aid the dolphins in their war against El Chupacabra.

^Yes.

Why can't I find anything better to do than camp the Game Threads?

Espadrille · 04-11-2012, 01:55 PM

Because you need a haircut.

Why is alcohol such a common drug of choice?

**jkatra** · 04-11-2012, 02:04 PM

Because people are drunk.

Where are we?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 02:20 PM

In the Matrix.

What does 2+2 equal?

**Loneliness** · 04-11-2012, 02:38 PM

True.

Are there aliens somewhere in the space?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 02:49 PM

No, just the ones overseas who come to steal our jobs. Unfortunately they suffocate in outer space.

Why?

**jkatra** · 04-11-2012, 04:10 PM

Because that's the way it's been for a long time due to tradition.

Where are swordfish?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 04:14 PM

Located behind your eye sockets in the frontal lobe.

Why is this not that?

**jkatra** · 04-11-2012, 04:34 PM

They are in discrete categories which don't mathematically overlap in this dimension.

Is eating hamburgers good for you?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 04:56 PM

Only if the bun is deep fried, you hold the vegetables, and you smother it in salt.

What is light?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 05:34 PM

Negative darkness.

What really killed the dinosaurs?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 05:42 PM

Mr. Rogers.

Why do people need to brush their teeth?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 05:44 PM

Because if they don't, their gums will ceaselessly advance, covering the teeth and eventually sealing off the mouth.

Do I really need a spleen?

**Reizu** · 04-11-2012, 05:46 PM

No way, you still have a SPLEEN?? Pshhh, loser.

Iron II Sulfide or Iron III Sulfide?

**reiven** · 04-11-2012, 06:00 PM

there are so many bugs in iron3sulfide, i would suggest that you hold off until at least 3.1. there is currently a patch (which they are calling a 'fix'... but it's really just PR.)
IMHO, the graphics were better in ironIIsulfide, anyway.

what causes lettuce to wilt?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 06:05 PM

Crying babies.

Who keeps stealing the kleenex from my desk at work?

**reiven** · 04-11-2012, 06:08 PM

no one is stealing them. they dissolve within 3-4 hours if they aren't used.

what does qwerty really stand for?

**Fujimoto** · 04-11-2012, 06:10 PM

It stands for get back to work, mister, we aren't paying you to surf INTJf.

Why is the sky blue?

**reiven** · 04-11-2012, 06:16 PM

you have blueberry jello on your glasses.

what was king arthur's issue with the number three?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 06:16 PM

It isn't blue. What you think is blue is actually orange. And just so you know, red is really purple.

Does it matter if you're black or white?

**jkatra** · 04-11-2012, 06:33 PM

Nothing matters.

How do you pick up a telephone?

**reiven** · 04-11-2012, 06:35 PM

wear lipstick and something low cut.
and shave under your arms, for gods sake.

why can't i regenerate body parts like a lizard?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 06:44 PM

Bad karma.

What can I do to be reborn as a Siberian Tiger?

**reiven** · 04-11-2012, 06:46 PM

you have to be killed by one.
...seems well worth the effort, if you ask me.

why is money green?

**IronSulfide** · 04-11-2012, 06:48 PM

Green is the colour of envy. Seems suitable.

Why doesn't anyone go 'orange' with anger?

04-11-2012, 12:54 PM	#21626
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	^^Only if it enables you to aid the dolphins in their war against El Chupacabra. ^Yes. Why can't I find anything better to do than camp the Game Threads?
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04-11-2012, 01:55 PM	#21627
Espadrille Core Member [426%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 17,063	Because you need a haircut. Why is alcohol such a common drug of choice?
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04-11-2012, 02:04 PM	#21628
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,405	Because people are drunk. Where are we?
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04-11-2012, 02:20 PM	#21629
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	In the Matrix. What does 2+2 equal?
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04-11-2012, 02:38 PM	#21630
Loneliness Member [38%] MBTI: Infj Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,534	True. Are there aliens somewhere in the space?
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04-11-2012, 02:49 PM	#21631
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	No, just the ones overseas who come to steal our jobs. Unfortunately they suffocate in outer space. Why?
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04-11-2012, 04:10 PM	#21632
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,405	Because that's the way it's been for a long time due to tradition. Where are swordfish?
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04-11-2012, 04:14 PM	#21633
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Located behind your eye sockets in the frontal lobe. Why is this not that?
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04-11-2012, 04:34 PM	#21634
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,405	They are in discrete categories which don't mathematically overlap in this dimension. Is eating hamburgers good for you?
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04-11-2012, 04:56 PM	#21635
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Only if the bun is deep fried, you hold the vegetables, and you smother it in salt. What is light?
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04-11-2012, 05:34 PM	#21636
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Negative darkness. What really killed the dinosaurs?
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04-11-2012, 05:42 PM	#21637
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	Mr. Rogers. Why do people need to brush their teeth?
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04-11-2012, 05:44 PM	#21638
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Because if they don't, their gums will ceaselessly advance, covering the teeth and eventually sealing off the mouth. Do I really need a spleen?
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04-11-2012, 05:46 PM	#21639
Reizu Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,636	No way, you still have a SPLEEN?? Pshhh, loser. Iron II Sulfide or Iron III Sulfide?
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04-11-2012, 06:00 PM	#21640
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	there are so many bugs in iron3sulfide, i would suggest that you hold off until at least 3.1. there is currently a patch (which they are calling a 'fix'... but it's really just PR.) IMHO, the graphics were better in ironIIsulfide, anyway. what causes lettuce to wilt?
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04-11-2012, 06:05 PM	#21641
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Crying babies. Who keeps stealing the kleenex from my desk at work?
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04-11-2012, 06:08 PM	#21642
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	no one is stealing them. they dissolve within 3-4 hours if they aren't used. what does qwerty really stand for?
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04-11-2012, 06:10 PM	#21643
Fujimoto Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,433	It stands for get back to work, mister, we aren't paying you to surf INTJf. Why is the sky blue?
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04-11-2012, 06:16 PM	#21644
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	you have blueberry jello on your glasses. what was king arthur's issue with the number three?
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04-11-2012, 06:16 PM	#21645
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	It isn't blue. What you think is blue is actually orange. And just so you know, red is really purple. Does it matter if you're black or white?
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04-11-2012, 06:33 PM	#21646
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,405	Nothing matters. How do you pick up a telephone?
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04-11-2012, 06:35 PM	#21647
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	wear lipstick and something low cut. and shave under your arms, for gods sake. why can't i regenerate body parts like a lizard?
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04-11-2012, 06:44 PM	#21648
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Bad karma. What can I do to be reborn as a Siberian Tiger?
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04-11-2012, 06:46 PM	#21649
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	you have to be killed by one. ...seems well worth the effort, if you ask me. why is money green?
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04-11-2012, 06:48 PM	#21650
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Green is the colour of envy. Seems suitable. Why doesn't anyone go 'orange' with anger?
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