[momorawr]

That would be the manta ray.

Why $1 bills?

[GenessorDios]

Ducks are cheapskates.

Do you sit?

[jkatra]

I sit, therefore I am.

Who are you?

[reiven]

i'm not sure.
i woke up in a soho doorway; a policeman knew my name.

who's taking care of business?

[Espadrille]

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	i'm not sure. i woke up in a soho doorway; a policeman knew my name. who's taking care of business?

The Harvard School of Business.

What's an MBA?

[jkatra]

It's an optical illusion created by the placement of mirrors.

What do you learn in college?

[reiven]

i learned that MBA was the new STFU, it stands for Mind your own Business, Asshole

how can you make money with the urban dictionary?

[jkatra]

Tear pages out of it and re-label those pages with dollar signs and dollar artwork.

How do you become a gangster?

[reiven]

it's all in the clothes.
if you look like a badass, people always assume you are.


why do fingernails curl when they get out to a comfortable length?

[jkatra]

The International Curling Society has determined fingernails need to curl based on their 2011 recommendations. You obviously didn't take the time to read even the two-paragraph executive summary of the report.

How long is a paragraph?

[reiven]

without knowing the content of each graph, there is no way to know the length of any two of them... much less some hypothetical random pairing.
i'm laying on a board so your question is irrelevant.

why is the thought of a bear wearing skin-tight black leather so appealing?

[Moxiie]

Well that's pretty obvious, if one knows the vernacular definition of "bear" - which is a fairly masculine very burly and hairy gay man, who regularly wears black leather.

Turtles, why the shells? What are they really trying to protect?

[jkatra]

You're just at the tip of the iceberg regarding the turtle shell conspiracy... the trail of involvement goes all the way to the President.

Where is the President right now?

[IronSulfide]

^ In an underground bunker entering the nuclear launch codes.

What is the nuclear launch code?

[Moxiie]

x7u89km>9<lp295&%798pwo {repeat in vice versa sequence 3x)

sssshhhhh. if you tell anyone, the secret service will be at your door in 2min flat

How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

[Dysthe]

More than Paul Bunyan could ever cut.

How does a can opener work?

[jkatra]

It opens a kind of trans-dimensional atemporal vortex that essentially bypasses what we currently consider to be the fabric of reality.

Do you use fabric softener?

[reiven]

yes. it extends the volume and shelf-life of milk, as well as a handful of other dairy products.


what's the difference between a beaver and a woodchuck?

[GenessorDios]

Not very much, they're both pretty useless.

Do we need 'em?

[jkatra]

We need electromagnetism now more than ever before.

What is gravity?

[aok]

It's a made up law to prevent you from flying around.

What is a panic attack?

[jkatra]

It's the next round of assaults that the enemy has launched to get past the fortifications.

What makes someone your enemy?

[GenessorDios]

For me personally, throwing acid in someone's face will do it, so... pretty much everyone I've ever met, or who's had the misfortune of falling asleep in my vicinity.

How many kettles would it take to boil the ocean?

[Fujimoto]

One, but it needs to be a very small ocean.

If the ocean was made of chocolate milk, what would the impact be on starving nations?

[GenessorDios]

I think they'd be happier. The flies would develop canines and ravage them so they'd all be wiped off the planet. Well, at least their death would be sweet.

Where does one buy black market kneecaps?