I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 85

**emanon** · 08-01-2008, 12:39 PM

Not quite so tasty as the calf fries.

Isn't it beautiful?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 12:45 PM

Yes, a mighty fine image in the mirror...

Figure it's backed by silver or aluminum?

**emanon** · 08-01-2008, 12:49 PM

Mercury's more like it.

Why is it so hot in here?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 12:55 PM

Bernanke's pants are on fire.....

Why China?

**le Duc** · 08-01-2008, 12:56 PM

More durable than porcelain.

Didn't you get the memo?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 12:57 PM

My dog ate it.

Did you see the mess?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 12:57 PM

I GOT the memo...I just forgot is all. I'll get the cover on the TPS reports next time.

Social Security?

**Synamon** · 08-01-2008, 12:59 PM

Yes, Social Security is a mess. (twofer)

Why don't they make self-cleaning refrigerators?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:02 PM

They do. And they woof.

Why don't they make self-stocking ones instead?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 01:02 PM

You don't screw with the unions....

Am I going to be beaten to this post again?

**le Duc** · 08-01-2008, 01:03 PM

Not that one.

Did you build this train?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 01:04 PM

No, but I have to go fix a Metro.

Spell me a while?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:04 PM

w-h-i-l-e

Are you happy now?

**le Duc** · 08-01-2008, 01:05 PM

Blissful.

Random word question thing what?

**hypervel** · 08-01-2008, 01:06 PM

To be sure, I depart.

Havatampa?

**Synamon** · 08-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Are you hard of hearing? It's rude to say "what" at the end of a sentence sonny.

edit: I'll take two please.

Pardon me?

**le Duc** · 08-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Anagram: at vamp, aha!

I will this time. Don't get in trouble again.

Will this madness ever start?

**bladeserver** · 08-01-2008, 01:27 PM

King George says no and who am i to argue.

Where is my banana guard?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:35 PM

They, um... slipped out for a minute.

Will you settle for an uglifruit parade?

**bladeserver** · 08-01-2008, 01:38 PM

Only if they have 21 trombones. And please only fresh uglifruit. I do NOT want a repeat of last year.

What would be the point?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:40 PM

Not sure. I'll check with the No Returns counter.

Why would anyone serve two masters?

**bladeserver** · 08-01-2008, 01:45 PM

Confusius says "Man who has too many masters will find his corn wilting in the fields".

I take it to mean that it's probably better to have less rather than more masters although the whole thing is rather confusing.

Why wasn't I ever a prefect?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:46 PM

You were bad at spelling, and had to settle for just being perfect.

Do you believe me?

**bladeserver** · 08-01-2008, 01:54 PM

Never. Your mendacity is only exceeded by your pudding making capabilities.

What sayeth thou?

**Fridays Child** · 08-01-2008, 01:56 PM

I say yea, verily. With custard on top.

Did that help at all?

08-01-2008, 12:39 PM	#2101
emanon Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 301	Not quite so tasty as the calf fries. Isn't it beautiful?
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08-01-2008, 12:45 PM	#2102
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	Yes, a mighty fine image in the mirror... Figure it's backed by silver or aluminum?
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08-01-2008, 12:49 PM	#2103
emanon Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 301	Mercury's more like it. Why is it so hot in here?
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08-01-2008, 12:55 PM	#2104
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	Bernanke's pants are on fire..... Why China?
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08-01-2008, 12:56 PM	#2105
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	More durable than porcelain. Didn't you get the memo?
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08-01-2008, 12:57 PM	#2106
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	My dog ate it. Did you see the mess? Last edited by Fridays Child; 08-01-2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason: wins!
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08-01-2008, 12:57 PM	#2107
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	I GOT the memo...I just forgot is all. I'll get the cover on the TPS reports next time. Social Security?
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08-01-2008, 12:59 PM	#2108
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Yes, Social Security is a mess. (twofer) Why don't they make self-cleaning refrigerators?
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08-01-2008, 01:02 PM	#2109
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	They do. And they woof. Why don't they make self-stocking ones instead? Last edited by Fridays Child; 08-01-2008 at 01:03 PM. Reason: yup!
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08-01-2008, 01:02 PM	#2110
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	You don't screw with the unions.... Am I going to be beaten to this post again? Last edited by hypervel; 08-01-2008 at 01:03 PM. Reason: CURSES!!!!!!
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08-01-2008, 01:03 PM	#2111
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Not that one. Did you build this train?
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08-01-2008, 01:04 PM	#2112
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	No, but I have to go fix a Metro. Spell me a while?
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08-01-2008, 01:04 PM	#2113
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	w-h-i-l-e Are you happy now?
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08-01-2008, 01:05 PM	#2114
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Blissful. Random word question thing what?
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08-01-2008, 01:06 PM	#2115
hypervel Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 115	To be sure, I depart. Havatampa?
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08-01-2008, 01:07 PM	#2116
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Are you hard of hearing? It's rude to say "what" at the end of a sentence sonny. edit: I'll take two please. Pardon me? Last edited by Synamon; 08-01-2008 at 01:07 PM. Reason: grrrrr too slow
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08-01-2008, 01:07 PM	#2117
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Anagram: at vamp, aha! I will this time. Don't get in trouble again. Will this madness ever start? Last edited by le Duc; 08-01-2008 at 01:08 PM. Reason: Um, wait... did I win or lose? Who's answering who?
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08-01-2008, 01:27 PM	#2118
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	King George says no and who am i to argue. Where is my banana guard?
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08-01-2008, 01:35 PM	#2119
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	They, um... slipped out for a minute. Will you settle for an uglifruit parade?
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08-01-2008, 01:38 PM	#2120
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Only if they have 21 trombones. And please only fresh uglifruit. I do NOT want a repeat of last year. What would be the point?
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08-01-2008, 01:40 PM	#2121
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Not sure. I'll check with the No Returns counter. Why would anyone serve two masters?
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08-01-2008, 01:45 PM	#2122
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Confusius says "Man who has too many masters will find his corn wilting in the fields". I take it to mean that it's probably better to have less rather than more masters although the whole thing is rather confusing. Why wasn't I ever a prefect?
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08-01-2008, 01:46 PM	#2123
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	You were bad at spelling, and had to settle for just being perfect. Do you believe me?
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08-01-2008, 01:54 PM	#2124
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Never. Your mendacity is only exceeded by your pudding making capabilities. What sayeth thou?
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08-01-2008, 01:56 PM	#2125
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	I say yea, verily. With custard on top. Did that help at all?
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