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**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 02:59 AM

DC superheroes burn at around 260-280°.
there is no such thing as an average marvel superhero
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what was catwoman's superpower?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 03:09 AM

Her urine smelled like amber and musk and she never felt the need to cover up her pee...or use a catbox.....or litter. Oh and she always, and I mean always, landed on her feet.

What nincompoop decided that diamonds were a girl's best friend?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 03:21 AM

venuspoop

what causes our tastebuds to change, and is it really in 7 year cycles?

**GenessorDios** · 03-18-2012, 04:18 AM

That's just life. They grow up, they grow old, suddenly they've tasted all there is to taste, burnt themselves crazy on the hot stuff and numbed their depression with ice cream. It's always right around the seven year mark that the suicides start. But of course, there are always fresh-faced, naive tastebud buds waiting to replace them and blossom. The never-ending cycle of flavor; it never ends, appropriately enough. And that's literally true, they suffer quite terribly when the host dies, tasting soil all day, then hopping across insects, birds and pets before making their way to another gourmand.

How do I know if I've rambled on too long?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 05:34 AM

if you notice the seasons changing outside, if you check to see if your cable provider offers lifetime, and/or if you post repetitious mundanity on the internet...
kill yourself, it's over.

how was cottage cheese discovered?

**GenessorDios** · 03-18-2012, 07:04 AM

There was a terrible earthquake one day in Genericland and all the cows on the pasture were found choked to death. Evidently the farmers cut them open to find their insides all choked up with delicious cheddar. Oh wait, you said cottage cheese. Well that was aliens.

Can dead men answer wrongly?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 07:18 AM

four out of five dentists agree: yes.

what is the attraction of 16" curled yellow fingernails?

**GenessorDios** · 03-18-2012, 07:41 AM

Sometimes you get that intestinal itch that just won't go away.

What's the wrong answer to this question?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 08:00 AM

you are irresistibly stupid and do not warrant my attention.

what is the next nonviable green energy source?

**Simurgh** · 03-18-2012, 08:27 AM

Marzipan

How do you live one day at a time?

**aok** · 03-18-2012, 09:30 AM

You become reborn at the beginning of the day and die at its end.

How many times can you be reincarnated?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 09:46 AM

Forced reincarnation was discontinued 8 lifetimes ago...for all beings except for cats.

Define contemporary sentient being

**aok** · 03-18-2012, 09:52 AM

The contemporary mindset seems to be towards absolute relativism to justify any distortion of truth. I take the stance of absolute truth with personal relativism as a side effect of individuality.

What is hypocrisy?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 10:02 AM

hypo-crissy what what the rest of the band had to go through when crissy hines heard that rush limbaugh was using one of her songs as his theme

what is intelligent design?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 10:16 AM

The ability to stay in the lines in a coloring book

Crayons vs Colored Pencils - why the big debate?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 10:25 AM

the northern states were quite concerned that without tariffs, the british coloring-pencil merchants would flood the market with inexpensive products manufactured in their dominions. the south was strongly against any new tariffs, and they found a spokesman in the form of John Calhoun- "far be it from me to doubt my northern brethren, yet i notice that they turn up their noses when asked to barter their coloring pencils for the fine crayons produced right here in alabama, which, by the way, is a part of these united states...
the acrimony continued unabated until the raid on the Harpers Ferry Office Supply Warehouse. the sad part is the way the chinese used the conflict to export their magic markers, and corner the market.

what's the deal with dinosaur tails?

**jkatra** · 03-18-2012, 10:30 AM

The deal is you can get two for the price of 1.

Why are prices sometimes high?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 10:32 AM

They are on sale almost anywhere fine dinosaur tails are sold, however, it is cheaper to buy them in bulk at Costco

how many people on the planet can validly be labeled curmudgeons?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 10:36 AM

two. if you go outside the planet, the number goes up significantly.

what is a caveat?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 10:39 AM

It's an antiquated notion about how fashionable pelts and bones are as our primary mode of dress

*squints looking off into the distance* WHAT is that??!!

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 10:49 AM

oh c'mon. you act like you've never seen a 36 inch tall transgendered pineapple with a tattoo before.
hater.

what actually causes a sunburn?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 11:03 AM

That unfortunate new product called "Sunburn in a Tube" - I don't think it's going to last on the market for too long

*drops to knees shaking her fists at the heavens* WHYYYY? DEAR GOD WHYYYYYY??!!

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 11:05 AM

*voice from heaven*
because my dear child, i said so.

why did horse archers go out of vogue?

Moxiie · 03-18-2012, 11:07 AM

The editors of Vogue thought that archery was a bit unfashionable and opted to go with a more bohemian look this season

why do old men wear knee high socks and pants way too high on their waists?

**reiven** · 03-18-2012, 11:59 AM

camouflage; it keeps them hidden from muggers.
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what is the best use for left-over macaroni?

03-18-2012, 02:59 AM	#20801
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	DC superheroes burn at around 260-280°. there is no such thing as an average marvel superhero To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. what was catwoman's superpower?
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03-18-2012, 03:09 AM	#20802
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	Her urine smelled like amber and musk and she never felt the need to cover up her pee...or use a catbox.....or litter. Oh and she always, and I mean always, landed on her feet. What nincompoop decided that diamonds were a girl's best friend?
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03-18-2012, 03:21 AM	#20803
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	venuspoop what causes our tastebuds to change, and is it really in 7 year cycles?
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03-18-2012, 04:18 AM	#20804
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	That's just life. They grow up, they grow old, suddenly they've tasted all there is to taste, burnt themselves crazy on the hot stuff and numbed their depression with ice cream. It's always right around the seven year mark that the suicides start. But of course, there are always fresh-faced, naive tastebud buds waiting to replace them and blossom. The never-ending cycle of flavor; it never ends, appropriately enough. And that's literally true, they suffer quite terribly when the host dies, tasting soil all day, then hopping across insects, birds and pets before making their way to another gourmand. How do I know if I've rambled on too long?
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03-18-2012, 05:34 AM	#20805
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	if you notice the seasons changing outside, if you check to see if your cable provider offers lifetime, and/or if you post repetitious mundanity on the internet... kill yourself, it's over. how was cottage cheese discovered?
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03-18-2012, 07:04 AM	#20806
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	There was a terrible earthquake one day in Genericland and all the cows on the pasture were found choked to death. Evidently the farmers cut them open to find their insides all choked up with delicious cheddar. Oh wait, you said cottage cheese. Well that was aliens. Can dead men answer wrongly?
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03-18-2012, 07:18 AM	#20807
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	four out of five dentists agree: yes. what is the attraction of 16" curled yellow fingernails?
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03-18-2012, 07:41 AM	#20808
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Sometimes you get that intestinal itch that just won't go away. What's the wrong answer to this question?
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03-18-2012, 08:00 AM	#20809
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	you are irresistibly stupid and do not warrant my attention. what is the next nonviable green energy source?
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03-18-2012, 08:27 AM	#20810
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	Marzipan How do you live one day at a time?
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03-18-2012, 09:30 AM	#20811
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	You become reborn at the beginning of the day and die at its end. How many times can you be reincarnated?
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03-18-2012, 09:46 AM	#20812
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	Forced reincarnation was discontinued 8 lifetimes ago...for all beings except for cats. Define contemporary sentient being
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03-18-2012, 09:52 AM	#20813
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	The contemporary mindset seems to be towards absolute relativism to justify any distortion of truth. I take the stance of absolute truth with personal relativism as a side effect of individuality. What is hypocrisy?
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03-18-2012, 10:02 AM	#20814
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	hypo-crissy what what the rest of the band had to go through when crissy hines heard that rush limbaugh was using one of her songs as his theme what is intelligent design?
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03-18-2012, 10:16 AM	#20815
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	The ability to stay in the lines in a coloring book Crayons vs Colored Pencils - why the big debate?
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03-18-2012, 10:25 AM	#20816
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	the northern states were quite concerned that without tariffs, the british coloring-pencil merchants would flood the market with inexpensive products manufactured in their dominions. the south was strongly against any new tariffs, and they found a spokesman in the form of John Calhoun- "far be it from me to doubt my northern brethren, yet i notice that they turn up their noses when asked to barter their coloring pencils for the fine crayons produced right here in alabama, which, by the way, is a part of these united states... the acrimony continued unabated until the raid on the Harpers Ferry Office Supply Warehouse. the sad part is the way the chinese used the conflict to export their magic markers, and corner the market. what's the deal with dinosaur tails?
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03-18-2012, 10:30 AM	#20817
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,376	The deal is you can get two for the price of 1. Why are prices sometimes high?
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03-18-2012, 10:32 AM	#20818
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	They are on sale almost anywhere fine dinosaur tails are sold, however, it is cheaper to buy them in bulk at Costco how many people on the planet can validly be labeled curmudgeons?
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03-18-2012, 10:36 AM	#20819
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	two. if you go outside the planet, the number goes up significantly. what is a caveat?
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03-18-2012, 10:39 AM	#20820
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	It's an antiquated notion about how fashionable pelts and bones are as our primary mode of dress squints looking off into the distance WHAT is that??!!
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03-18-2012, 10:49 AM	#20821
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	oh c'mon. you act like you've never seen a 36 inch tall transgendered pineapple with a tattoo before. hater. what actually causes a sunburn?
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03-18-2012, 11:03 AM	#20822
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	That unfortunate new product called "Sunburn in a Tube" - I don't think it's going to last on the market for too long drops to knees shaking her fists at the heavens WHYYYY? DEAR GOD WHYYYYYY??!!
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03-18-2012, 11:05 AM	#20823
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	voice from heaven because my dear child, i said so. why did horse archers go out of vogue?
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03-18-2012, 11:07 AM	#20824
Moxiie Core Member [209%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,365	The editors of Vogue thought that archery was a bit unfashionable and opted to go with a more bohemian look this season why do old men wear knee high socks and pants way too high on their waists?
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03-18-2012, 11:59 AM	#20825
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