[DrEast]

	Originally Posted by theunstrungharp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because it sounds like Pantera and metalheads really like fresh bread. It also sounds like Pandora, attracting the mythology crowd. Why does America fear carbohydrates more than anything else?

The Carbohydrates were an ancient race of Troglodytes, scorned by time, who dwelt in their mountainous abodes and plotted the downfall of Man. The natives, who battled them from the time of their arrival across the land bridge until the efforts of the colonizing Europeans drove them away from the Carb's native Appalachian cave-huts, called them the Caddokarack. The Europeans fought several fairly successful battles against the ogre-like Carbohydrates, but rumors of their continued existence in the deepest and darkest mountains of West Virginia persist to this day, and so great was the devastation wrought in those battles that no American can think upon these hideous beasts without shuddering in terror.

Why is it called the "paleolithic"?

[theunstrungharp]

Paleolithic is a term invented by male adolescent INTJ nerdz upon seeing their first hott older female librarian. It's when their face gets white (pale) and their brains turn to stone (lithic).

When the west gets sick, can it go to Dr East?

[curiousjane]

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Why is it called the "paleolithic"?

'K. Still typing away at that durn paper at the moment. But couldn't resist this one ...


Why? Let us pick apart its etymology:

Pale - the state of being pasty white and slightly choleric looking.
Ol - As in "oil"; burning the midnight oil.
Lit - Of a literary nature. Commonly found in English departments.
Hic - A particularly vehement kiss mark.

Therefore, a paleothic person is:

A pale, sleep-deprived, literary lover.


curiousjane added to this post, 1 minutes and 33 seconds later...

	Originally Posted by theunstrungharp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When the west gets sick, can it go to Dr East?

Only if it pays for services with its weight in gold.
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Who invented the wheel?

[DrEast]

You'd have to specify if you mean the rarely seen Pardeni wheel, or the Commonwheel.

What's the first thing you think of in the morning?

[curiousjane]

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	You'd have to specify if you mean the rarely seen Pardeni wheel, or the Commonwheel. What's the first thing you think of in the morning?

How incredibly ANNOYING the guy sitting at the table behind me is. His voice is whiny, he's taking over the conversation of the rest of his study group, and he says everything with this pompous attitude ... even the invitation he just extended to them to "hang out" with him over the summer, even though "we won't have anything to study."

Oh, puhleeeeaaaase.


If you could be any vegetable for a day, what would you be?

[DrEast]

Originally Posted by curiousjane To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

How incredibly ANNOYING the guy sitting at the table behind me is. His voice is whiny, he's taking over the conversation of the rest of his study group, and he says everything with this pompous attitude ... even the invitation he just extended to them to "hang out" with him over the summer, even though "we won't have anything to study." Oh, puhleeeeaaaase. If you could be any vegetable for a day, what would you be?

I'd be my ring, because it's eighteen carrots.

Have you no shame?

[theunstrungharp]

Shame? Seamus isn't here right now. Please leave a message.

What's the first thing I think of in the morning?

[curiousjane]

	Originally Posted by theunstrungharp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	What's the first thing I think of in the morning?

Purple People Eaters. *shudder* Why on earth would you bring up a topic like that?


What are the economic benefits of a cumulonimbus cloud?

[DrEast]

	Originally Posted by curiousjane To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Purple People Eaters. *shudder* Why on earth would you bring up a topic like that? What are the economic benefits of a cumulonimbus cloud?

Numerous, but investment can be precipitous.

How science-y a guy IS Bill Nye?

[Jane]

As scienc-y as a palindrome is!

Am I drawn inward, Ima?
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[curiousjane]

	Originally Posted by Jane To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	As scienc-y as a palindrome is! Am I drawn inward, Ima? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

No, but you are:

A man, a plan, panama.


Are we there yet?

[DrEast]

No, we're still just here.

What's a palindrome?

[azelismia]

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No, we're still just here. What's a palindrome?

It's a Large Bee with a lance, who rides a fine young hummingbird.


To be or not to bee?

[ElstonGunn]

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No, we're still just here. What's a palindrome?

It's a lot like a guy named Ed, or so I'm told.

Ed: a general, a renegade.
Ed is on no side.

So I think a palindrome is anybody who has extensive military experience, but refuses to comply with factions. Or in a looser sense, I suppose "palindrome" could be used to indicate any maverick in a position of authority.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?



Dang, again with the lateness. Always with the lateness.

[DrEast]

	Originally Posted by azelismia To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	It's a Large Bee with a lance, who rides a fine young hummingbird. To be or not to bee?

Two bees. And in that vein,

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be vis-à-vis its entity - d'you see? But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury?

[hauteur]

	Originally Posted by DrEast To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No, we're still just here. What's a palindrome?

A palindrome is an enorrmous, dome-shaped, flowering plant that is indigenous to central Antarctica that only blooms for 23 seconds each year. It catches penguins that pass by in order to draw larger birds of prey for food.

What are the little plastic doohickies on the end of your shoelaces called?

Edit: Wow, I was way slow on the button.

[DrEast]

	Originally Posted by hauteur To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	A palindrome is an enorrmous, dome-shaped, flowering plant that is indigenous to central Antarctica that only blooms for 23 seconds each year. It catches penguins that pass by in order to draw larger birds of prey for food. What are the little plastic doohickies on the end of your shoelaces called? Edit: Wow, I was way slow on the button.

Slow, but you cracked me up with the mental image of a flower-ensnared penguin being used to attract a vulture.

[Jane]

	Originally Posted by hauteur To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	A palindrome is an enorrmous, dome-shaped, flowering plant that is indigenous to central Antarctica that only blooms for 23 seconds each year. It catches penguins that pass by in order to draw larger birds of prey for food. What are the little plastic doohickies on the end of your shoelaces called? Edit: Wow, I was way slow on the button.

Little plastic doohickies, you said it, Dumb
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Quote: "Why did Dr East forgot to pose a question?"

[OddFactor]

	Originally Posted by Jane To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Little plastic doohickies, you said it, Dumb To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Quote: "Why did Dr East forgot to pose a question?"

Because smokey IS the bandit! (if you know the movie then we should be friends. Especially after it being such an obscure part)

Why do fish has no blood? (if you know that reference, well, you probably already know me.)

[Jane]

#1: Because I can HAS fish.


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#2: The fish, like Oddfactor is Odd.

#3: That's the fish out of water.

Question: How's Dr East Sea R.D for a name? Palindromes! Palindromes!
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How about changing my name to Jane Naj. or maybe you guys could call me "Hannah" instead and leave Jane for Curiousjane!
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Palindromes! Palindromes! I love them.

[OddFactor]

Originally Posted by Jane To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

#1: Because I can HAS fish. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. #2: The fish, like Oddfactor is Odd. #3: That's the fish out of water. Question: How's Dr East Sea R.D for a name? Palindromes! Palindromes! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How about changing my name to Jane Naj. or maybe you guys could call me Hannah instead and leave Jane for Curiousjane! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Palindromes! Palindromes! I love them.

Because of monsters that walk the earth.

My dewey eyed Disney bride what has tried swabbing your blood with formaldehyde?


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[Jane]

*horror* I just realized that its "cheezburger" not hamburger. Garrrr





Jane added to this post, 37 minutes and 46 seconds later...

Oddfactor, you are one huge hardcore. You've been online for hours. Either that or you left the forum window open >.<

I love this thread

[panda]

	Originally Posted by OddFactor To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	My dewey eyed Disney bride what has tried swabbing your blood with formaldehyde? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Mickey Mouse, which created by the Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks in 1928. He is the one who has tried swabbing your blood with formaldehyde, because he is so bored staying on the stage for so long and never could get any retirement.

What cause the ball to bouncing back?

[curiousjane]

So bouncing on it goes and goes, but where it stops, well no one knows, the horse, the car, the park, the shows, and on and on and on it goes ... it may not stop, it may not end, but I shall not try to pretend that ball, that bouncy, bouncy, ball will see my face again, YET just suppose ...

So, what do you think? Last day. 7 out of 12 pages written. Midnight due date. Will it happen? Will I finish my report in time?

[BlackHawk]

No. A pack of velociraptors attack you as you are finishing your paper. In the mayhem, the raptors eat your computer, and leave only your bloody remains.

Why?