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**VagrantChord** · 12-26-2011, 08:24 PM

They didn't have smart phones.

Do teethed gears bite under the moonlight?

**jonnyb** · 12-26-2011, 09:10 PM

That, and they grind on the dancefloor under the blacklight.

Why does pee glow in blacklight environments?

**Fujimoto** · 12-27-2011, 12:57 AM

Makes it easier to mark territory.

What do you call the little tiny bits left over after you finish a bowl of cereal?

**venuspop** · 12-27-2011, 03:11 AM

Bruised ego.

Does bruised ego bleed?

**jonnyb** · 12-27-2011, 05:35 AM

Only under the surface; that's what bruises are, you know.

Why does the air get so dried out in the winter time?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 09:08 AM

The air is in hibernation for the duration.

Why do egomaniacs think you're talking about them even when you're not?

**GenessorDios** · 12-27-2011, 09:15 AM

Because, let's face it, your life would be completely boring without me.

Do cruise missiles ever stop and ask for directions?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 10:52 AM

I gave them the coordinates to you.

Are you trying to branch out and get a little strange by trying to hump the cruise missles?

thebrainpolice · 12-27-2011, 01:49 PM

Hey, cruise missiles don't nag, spread STDs, and there's no age of consent laws to worry about. Seems like a decent upside to me.

What's the best way to prepare for retirement?

**Fujimoto** · 12-27-2011, 02:03 PM

Grow old.

Who would you most want to grow old with?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 02:26 PM

An INTJ woman who is as sarcastic, thick skinned, irreverent and intelligent as I am.

After you're done defiling those cruise missiles, why don't you sell them to the Koreans as "tested, good"?

thebrainpolice · 12-27-2011, 02:28 PM

The Israelis gave me a better offer.

When will there be peace in the Middle East?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 02:37 PM

When the Koreans quit trying to keep up with the Israelis.

Did you remember to include the batteries?

**jkatra** · 12-27-2011, 02:39 PM

When someone politely requests that there be peace, everyone there will immediately respond and stop all conflicts.

How many polite people are there in the world?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 02:43 PM

Counting you and me, I don't know maybe 4 billion, plus or minus 2 billion.

What should we do with the "other ones"?

**jkatra** · 12-27-2011, 02:48 PM

We should make a movie called "The Other Ones" which shows how we will defeat them.

Should you be in a movie?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 02:51 PM

Nah, I'm a back office kind of guy, not a front office one. Just ask any of my old bosses.
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When we do the "clear the land mines" scene, can we do multiple takes from multiple angles?

**Sprelious** · 12-27-2011, 03:03 PM

Union rules won't allow it, but we can use the Skycam for a nice panorama.

Is that what the song "Pick Up The Pieces" is all about?

**VagrantChord** · 12-27-2011, 03:05 PM

No spoilers allowed!

Who says we have to use a union cast and location?

**Sprelious** · 12-27-2011, 03:18 PM

It was a proclimation from the Pope.

You don't want to piss off the Pope, do ya?

**jkatra** · 12-27-2011, 03:49 PM

I currently want to do that and no one will talk me out of it successfully.

Why is there a Pope?

**Sprelious** · 12-27-2011, 04:41 PM

We need someone to wear the funny hat.

Why is there a funny hat?

**jkatra** · 12-27-2011, 04:47 PM

Many worshippers wear funny hats so they need to be respected and honored.

What does respect mean?

**silvercrystal07** · 12-27-2011, 05:06 PM

To inspect again.

How does electricity work?

**Sprelious** · 12-27-2011, 05:36 PM

Little men running in wires with sparklers.

What's the northernmost part of the southernmost country?

12-26-2011, 08:24 PM	#19101
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	They didn't have smart phones. Do teethed gears bite under the moonlight?
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12-26-2011, 09:10 PM	#19102
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	That, and they grind on the dancefloor under the blacklight. Why does pee glow in blacklight environments?
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12-27-2011, 12:57 AM	#19103
Fujimoto Core Member [134%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,390	Makes it easier to mark territory. What do you call the little tiny bits left over after you finish a bowl of cereal?
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12-27-2011, 03:11 AM	#19104
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Bruised ego. Does bruised ego bleed?
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12-27-2011, 05:35 AM	#19105
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Only under the surface; that's what bruises are, you know. Why does the air get so dried out in the winter time?
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12-27-2011, 09:08 AM	#19106
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	The air is in hibernation for the duration. Why do egomaniacs think you're talking about them even when you're not?
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12-27-2011, 09:15 AM	#19107
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Because, let's face it, your life would be completely boring without me. Do cruise missiles ever stop and ask for directions?
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12-27-2011, 10:52 AM	#19108
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	I gave them the coordinates to you. Are you trying to branch out and get a little strange by trying to hump the cruise missles?
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12-27-2011, 01:49 PM	#19109
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,471	Hey, cruise missiles don't nag, spread STDs, and there's no age of consent laws to worry about. Seems like a decent upside to me. What's the best way to prepare for retirement?
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12-27-2011, 02:03 PM	#19110
Fujimoto Core Member [134%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,390	Grow old. Who would you most want to grow old with?
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12-27-2011, 02:26 PM	#19111
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	An INTJ woman who is as sarcastic, thick skinned, irreverent and intelligent as I am. After you're done defiling those cruise missiles, why don't you sell them to the Koreans as "tested, good"?
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12-27-2011, 02:28 PM	#19112
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,471	The Israelis gave me a better offer. When will there be peace in the Middle East?
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12-27-2011, 02:37 PM	#19113
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	When the Koreans quit trying to keep up with the Israelis. Did you remember to include the batteries?
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12-27-2011, 02:39 PM	#19114
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	When someone politely requests that there be peace, everyone there will immediately respond and stop all conflicts. How many polite people are there in the world?
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12-27-2011, 02:43 PM	#19115
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	Counting you and me, I don't know maybe 4 billion, plus or minus 2 billion. What should we do with the "other ones"?
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12-27-2011, 02:48 PM	#19116
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	We should make a movie called "The Other Ones" which shows how we will defeat them. Should you be in a movie?
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12-27-2011, 02:51 PM	#19117
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	Nah, I'm a back office kind of guy, not a front office one. Just ask any of my old bosses. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When we do the "clear the land mines" scene, can we do multiple takes from multiple angles?
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12-27-2011, 03:03 PM	#19118
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	Union rules won't allow it, but we can use the Skycam for a nice panorama. Is that what the song "Pick Up The Pieces" is all about?
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12-27-2011, 03:05 PM	#19119
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	No spoilers allowed! Who says we have to use a union cast and location?
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12-27-2011, 03:18 PM	#19120
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	It was a proclimation from the Pope. You don't want to piss off the Pope, do ya?
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12-27-2011, 03:49 PM	#19121
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	I currently want to do that and no one will talk me out of it successfully. Why is there a Pope?
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12-27-2011, 04:41 PM	#19122
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	We need someone to wear the funny hat. Why is there a funny hat?
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12-27-2011, 04:47 PM	#19123
jkatra Core Member [709%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,394	Many worshippers wear funny hats so they need to be respected and honored. What does respect mean?
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12-27-2011, 05:06 PM	#19124
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	To inspect again. How does electricity work?
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12-27-2011, 05:36 PM	#19125
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	Little men running in wires with sparklers. What's the northernmost part of the southernmost country?
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