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**silvercrystal07** · 11-24-2011, 10:26 AM

No, but they can text and drive.

Why are people not able to breathe and swallow at the same time?

**venuspop** · 11-24-2011, 06:35 PM

Most people can only do one thing at a time. You can't sing one song while listening to another song, can you?

Why not?

**silvercrystal07** · 11-24-2011, 07:28 PM

Because then one of them will get jealous.

Why do highways have speed limits?

**venuspop** · 11-24-2011, 10:02 PM

So that the highwayman can't keep up.

Are there any more buried treasure?

**GenessorDios** · 11-25-2011, 04:22 AM

Yeah, I found some straw buried treasure the other day and I gotta say, it was pretty sweet.

Who's the man from Pakistan who built a clan to praise his tan?

**venuspop** · 11-25-2011, 04:29 AM

That's Mr Sun Tan.

Why are you inordinately polite to kosh?

**GenessorDios** · 11-25-2011, 04:59 AM

Everyone else is coordinately polite to him so obviously I have to be different.

What's so great about Descartes anyway?

thebrainpolice · 11-25-2011, 11:15 AM

He created the plot for The Matrix.

Why don't the mushrooms on my pizza make me high?

**Owfin** · 11-25-2011, 11:37 AM

They do. You are just too high to notice.

Why is Silicon Valley called that?

**Anemoi** · 11-25-2011, 02:27 PM

Because they copied it from a Pokemon city name.

What's a good answer for 1+1?

**Mikko** · 11-25-2011, 02:43 PM

Using a string operation to merge 1+1 gives us 11 which is probably eleven or 3, since 00 = 0, 01= 1, 10 = 2 and 11= 3.

Did the Pokemons use silicone to enhance their appearance?

**VagrantChord** · 11-25-2011, 04:50 PM

No, they learned from the TeleTubbies that tissue paper works better.

Under what conditions can quiche sleepwalk?

**venuspop** · 11-25-2011, 09:44 PM

When I'm near. It sleepwalks towards me, strangely.

Why does my shoulders ache today?

**TheCatalyst** · 11-25-2011, 10:37 PM

You are burdened with the weight of the World.

Why is the Mayan Calendar ending next year?

**venuspop** · 11-26-2011, 03:43 AM

The last Mayan calendar-maker died before he could pass his skill to someone younger. Nobody wanted to learn the skill because calendars are readily available in phones and computers anyway.

What happened to MSDOS?

**aok** · 11-26-2011, 07:49 AM

People often used them in conjunction with and/or stored them on floppy disks which Microsoft felt were to flexible for current computing window sizing regiments.

Whatever happened to A.L.F.?

**venuspop** · 11-27-2011, 12:22 AM

Alien Life Forms are now interned at Area 52.

Is it true that Nicole Kidman is a Reptilian?

thebrainpolice · 11-27-2011, 09:05 AM

No she seems like an amphibian to me.

What should I do to get mentioned o the "Posters You Admire" thread?

**jkatra** · 11-27-2011, 06:53 PM

Eat a sundae.

How much money is in your checking account?

**Anemoi** · 11-27-2011, 07:45 PM

I pay one dollar for people that want to check my account balance.

Is it true that Drew Barrymore is actually a platypus?

**venuspop** · 11-28-2011, 12:50 AM

That is an open secret but it is not very nice of you to bring it out in the open quite like this.

Do you stir a cup of coffee with your right hand or your left?

Cooper · 11-28-2011, 12:52 AM

Just past the second left, you will find insanity.

What the fuck? I mean really, WTF?

**venuspop** · 11-28-2011, 03:25 AM

Occasionally, it happens.

What causes colic?

**VagrantChord** · 11-28-2011, 08:56 AM

Licking cat fur balls lying on the carpet.

How come truck tires leave marks on the rug and motorcycle tires don't?

**venuspop** · 11-28-2011, 08:32 PM

Truckers mark their territories. Bikers don't.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

11-24-2011, 10:26 AM	#18701
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	No, but they can text and drive. Why are people not able to breathe and swallow at the same time?
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11-24-2011, 06:35 PM	#18702
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Most people can only do one thing at a time. You can't sing one song while listening to another song, can you? Why not?
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11-24-2011, 07:28 PM	#18703
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	Because then one of them will get jealous. Why do highways have speed limits?
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11-24-2011, 10:02 PM	#18704
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	So that the highwayman can't keep up. Are there any more buried treasure?
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11-25-2011, 04:22 AM	#18705
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Yeah, I found some straw buried treasure the other day and I gotta say, it was pretty sweet. Who's the man from Pakistan who built a clan to praise his tan?
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11-25-2011, 04:29 AM	#18706
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	That's Mr Sun Tan. Why are you inordinately polite to kosh?
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11-25-2011, 04:59 AM	#18707
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Everyone else is coordinately polite to him so obviously I have to be different. What's so great about Descartes anyway?
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11-25-2011, 11:15 AM	#18708
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,445	He created the plot for The Matrix. Why don't the mushrooms on my pizza make me high?
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11-25-2011, 11:37 AM	#18709
Owfin Member [22%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 894	They do. You are just too high to notice. Why is Silicon Valley called that?
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11-25-2011, 02:27 PM	#18710
Anemoi Core Member [327%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 13,115	Because they copied it from a Pokemon city name. What's a good answer for 1+1?
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11-25-2011, 02:43 PM	#18711
Mikko Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,244	Using a string operation to merge 1+1 gives us 11 which is probably eleven or 3, since 00 = 0, 01= 1, 10 = 2 and 11= 3. Did the Pokemons use silicone to enhance their appearance?
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11-25-2011, 04:50 PM	#18712
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	No, they learned from the TeleTubbies that tissue paper works better. Under what conditions can quiche sleepwalk?
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11-25-2011, 09:44 PM	#18713
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	When I'm near. It sleepwalks towards me, strangely. Why does my shoulders ache today?
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11-25-2011, 10:37 PM	#18714
TheCatalyst New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 28	You are burdened with the weight of the World. Why is the Mayan Calendar ending next year?
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11-26-2011, 03:43 AM	#18715
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	The last Mayan calendar-maker died before he could pass his skill to someone younger. Nobody wanted to learn the skill because calendars are readily available in phones and computers anyway. What happened to MSDOS?
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11-26-2011, 07:49 AM	#18716
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	People often used them in conjunction with and/or stored them on floppy disks which Microsoft felt were to flexible for current computing window sizing regiments. Whatever happened to A.L.F.?
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11-27-2011, 12:22 AM	#18717
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Alien Life Forms are now interned at Area 52. Is it true that Nicole Kidman is a Reptilian?
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11-27-2011, 09:05 AM	#18718
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,445	No she seems like an amphibian to me. What should I do to get mentioned o the "Posters You Admire" thread?
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11-27-2011, 06:53 PM	#18719
jkatra Core Member [705%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,237	Eat a sundae. How much money is in your checking account?
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11-27-2011, 07:45 PM	#18720
Anemoi Core Member [327%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 13,115	I pay one dollar for people that want to check my account balance. Is it true that Drew Barrymore is actually a platypus?
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11-28-2011, 12:50 AM	#18721
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	That is an open secret but it is not very nice of you to bring it out in the open quite like this. Do you stir a cup of coffee with your right hand or your left?
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11-28-2011, 12:52 AM	#18722
Cooper Core Member [1334%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,387	Just past the second left, you will find insanity. What the fuck? I mean really, WTF?
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11-28-2011, 03:25 AM	#18723
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Occasionally, it happens. What causes colic?
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11-28-2011, 08:56 AM	#18724
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	Licking cat fur balls lying on the carpet. How come truck tires leave marks on the rug and motorcycle tires don't?
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11-28-2011, 08:32 PM	#18725
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Truckers mark their territories. Bikers don't. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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