I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 717

**GettingBetter** · 09-28-2011, 04:59 PM

Vis cosity is kinda like vat cosity only a little denser.

Vy are dare colds and flues?

**ness2361** · 09-28-2011, 05:05 PM

Because the chimney sweeps went on strike. Gah!

What does gah mean, anyway?

**Sprelious** · 09-28-2011, 05:31 PM

Gah is a German Word that means gah.

Where do storks come from?

**ness2361** · 09-28-2011, 06:10 PM

Pig that made his house from sticks, of course.

What are goose bumps, really?

**aok** · 09-28-2011, 07:39 PM

Flashbacks of chicken pox.

Is hip-hop dead?

**Sprelious** · 09-28-2011, 08:31 PM

It's alive and well.

Are the Illuminati still active?

**aok** · 09-28-2011, 08:41 PM

They activate your dollar.

Is greed a family value?

**Sprelious** · 09-28-2011, 08:44 PM

Depends on the family, but for the ones that spout family values, yes

Why is greed coveted?

**ness2361** · 09-28-2011, 08:46 PM

Love of redundancy.

How many shades of blue are there?

**aok** · 09-28-2011, 08:49 PM

Enough to keep you out of the red.

Is pessimism a byproduct of fear?

**ness2361** · 09-28-2011, 08:59 PM

No, it's the natural extension of optimism taken to the extreme right, or is that left, well, in one extreme direction or another.

Do men secretly want to cuddle more than have sex but are too manly to admit it?

**reiven** · 09-29-2011, 02:14 AM

in a word, yes. the whole orgasm thing is a ruse; we like to lay still.

what is P R N D 2 1?

**ness2361** · 09-29-2011, 02:18 AM

Please Reiven: Now, do. 2 to 1, he'll move a bit.

Did Batman punk Robin or other way around?

**reiven** · 09-29-2011, 02:27 AM

believe it or not, they were both asexual. well, excluding their fondness for the batdog.

why does electricity hurt?

**aok** · 09-29-2011, 03:55 AM

Sometimes we get lazy and wiring or charging up can be such a shock to our system that it hurts.

Why do people care about the weather so much?

**venuspop** · 09-29-2011, 04:32 AM

Weathers have feelings too, you know?

What's happening at Canary Island?

**aok** · 09-29-2011, 08:11 AM

Its for the birds.

If the grass is always greener on the other side, where's the greenest other side of the fence?

**gracious** · 09-29-2011, 09:34 AM

It's on the side that the neighbour's dog is always 'fertilizing'.

If I click my ruby slippers together enough times will I wake up back at home?

thebrainpolice · 09-29-2011, 09:39 AM

If your home is Kansas during the Great Depression, yes.

What's your favorite band?

**Gerard91** · 09-29-2011, 09:42 AM

Arm Band

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How many teacups you drink daily?

**discontinuous** · 09-29-2011, 10:41 AM

Just one, since the price of ceramic has greatly increased.

What is a gooch crucible used for?

**Sprelious** · 09-29-2011, 10:43 AM

6,574,839,222

Is it impossible for humans to fly?

**ness2361** · 09-29-2011, 02:36 PM

No, it's our Ace: we're saving that act for when we really need to prove we're the superior species.

Will fruit flies eat vegetables?

**momorawr** · 09-29-2011, 02:55 PM

No. Fruit fly larvae aren't already in most of your vegetables when you buy them from the store.

Why do I get hives?

**Sprelious** · 09-29-2011, 03:57 PM

A genetic predisposition

09-28-2011, 04:59 PM	#17901
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	Vis cosity is kinda like vat cosity only a little denser. Vy are dare colds and flues?
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09-28-2011, 05:05 PM	#17902
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Because the chimney sweeps went on strike. Gah! What does gah mean, anyway?
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09-28-2011, 05:31 PM	#17903
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	Gah is a German Word that means gah. Where do storks come from?
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09-28-2011, 06:10 PM	#17904
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Pig that made his house from sticks, of course. What are goose bumps, really?
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09-28-2011, 07:39 PM	#17905
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Flashbacks of chicken pox. Is hip-hop dead?
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09-28-2011, 08:31 PM	#17906
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	It's alive and well. Are the Illuminati still active?
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09-28-2011, 08:41 PM	#17907
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	They activate your dollar. Is greed a family value?
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09-28-2011, 08:44 PM	#17908
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	Depends on the family, but for the ones that spout family values, yes Why is greed coveted?
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09-28-2011, 08:46 PM	#17909
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Love of redundancy. How many shades of blue are there?
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09-28-2011, 08:49 PM	#17910
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Enough to keep you out of the red. Is pessimism a byproduct of fear?
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09-28-2011, 08:59 PM	#17911
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	No, it's the natural extension of optimism taken to the extreme right, or is that left, well, in one extreme direction or another. Do men secretly want to cuddle more than have sex but are too manly to admit it?
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09-29-2011, 02:14 AM	#17912
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	in a word, yes. the whole orgasm thing is a ruse; we like to lay still. what is P R N D 2 1?
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09-29-2011, 02:18 AM	#17913
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Please Reiven: Now, do. 2 to 1, he'll move a bit. Did Batman punk Robin or other way around?
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09-29-2011, 02:27 AM	#17914
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	believe it or not, they were both asexual. well, excluding their fondness for the batdog. why does electricity hurt?
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09-29-2011, 03:55 AM	#17915
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Sometimes we get lazy and wiring or charging up can be such a shock to our system that it hurts. Why do people care about the weather so much?
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09-29-2011, 04:32 AM	#17916
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Weathers have feelings too, you know? What's happening at Canary Island?
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09-29-2011, 08:11 AM	#17917
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Its for the birds. If the grass is always greener on the other side, where's the greenest other side of the fence?
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09-29-2011, 09:34 AM	#17918
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,666	It's on the side that the neighbour's dog is always 'fertilizing'. If I click my ruby slippers together enough times will I wake up back at home?
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09-29-2011, 09:39 AM	#17919
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,448	If your home is Kansas during the Great Depression, yes. What's your favorite band?
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09-29-2011, 09:42 AM	#17920
Gerard91 Core Member [117%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,717	Arm Band To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How many teacups you drink daily?
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09-29-2011, 10:41 AM	#17921
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Just one, since the price of ceramic has greatly increased. What is a gooch crucible used for?
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09-29-2011, 10:43 AM	#17922
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	6,574,839,222 Is it impossible for humans to fly?
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09-29-2011, 02:36 PM	#17923
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	No, it's our Ace: we're saving that act for when we really need to prove we're the superior species. Will fruit flies eat vegetables?
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09-29-2011, 02:55 PM	#17924
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	No. Fruit fly larvae aren't already in most of your vegetables when you buy them from the store. Why do I get hives?
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09-29-2011, 03:57 PM	#17925
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	A genetic predisposition
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