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thebrainpolice · 09-22-2011, 05:56 AM

No, why would I be? The dumpster behind McDonald's has good vittles in it.

When will China take over the world?

**venuspop** · 09-22-2011, 06:00 AM

When the cows come home.

Does the bulls always come home?

thebrainpolice · 09-22-2011, 06:08 AM

Not always. Sometimes they get drunk with their buddies and pass out on the sidewalk.

What was the greatest movie ever?

**ness2361** · 09-22-2011, 03:24 PM

Birth of a Nation.

What is the worst disease to have?

**jkatra** · 09-22-2011, 04:50 PM

A cold.

What is my favorite book?

**GenessorDios** · 09-22-2011, 05:18 PM

You Are Reading The Title by The Literalist.

What's with the snot?

**reiven** · 09-22-2011, 06:01 PM

in the orient, usually sushi. in the southern u.s., we usually just hock it on a cracker.

what's a sitcom?

thebrainpolice · 09-22-2011, 06:41 PM

If I remember my military jargon southcom is the southern command, centcom is central command, so sitcom must be where some bureaucrat sits in a nice cushy chair and commands everyone else to do all of the work.

How can I get a cushy government job?

**venuspop** · 09-22-2011, 08:36 PM

Start with a good toothpaste. Then learn to flash that awesome smile.

Will all the Greek civil servants be fired?

**jkatra** · 09-22-2011, 08:45 PM

Yes, they'll need to be set on fire. I'm strangely not concerned.

Will we have flying cars in the future?

**venuspop** · 09-22-2011, 09:48 PM

We won't need to. we can tele-port.

Does the space elevator exist?

**GenessorDios** · 09-22-2011, 10:03 PM

No, but the space fellator does. It pays 700 bucks an hour....not that I'm applying for it or anything....

Can cans can-can?

**venuspop** · 09-22-2011, 10:16 PM

Can. Cans can can-can!

Are can-cans made from whale bone?

**GenessorDios** · 09-22-2011, 10:28 PM

+rs. Yes they are. It's wildly popular to watch but cheap cos of the sticky seats.

How do breakdancing turtles practice?

**Sprelious** · 09-23-2011, 12:23 AM

With a ladder, a spoon and a bottle of ketchup.

Where do baby porpises come from?

**aok** · 09-23-2011, 12:47 AM

The Purple People Eater

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Where did Gulliver travel?

**GenessorDios** · 09-23-2011, 01:46 AM

Into the dictionary, where his narcissism and poor spelling skills led to some annoyance at a tricksy friend.

Could a CPU ever experience the joys of suffocation?

**Sprelious** · 09-23-2011, 01:47 AM

Cleveland

What ever happened to Sha Na Na?

**reiven** · 09-23-2011, 01:59 AM

their tv show was picked up in syndication with japanese subtitles.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi?

**Gerard91** · 09-23-2011, 02:02 AM

^^ - She is selling sulfur and sodium.

She is now called S Na Na

^ - they have different names

What is happening with our consciousness of life when we sleep?

**GenessorDios** · 09-23-2011, 02:06 AM

Mafia dons hold my tongue.
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I've said too much.

How slow can a person's blood be drained to prolong their predeath sufferation?

**Sprelious** · 09-23-2011, 02:28 AM

Depends on viscosity. If you chill 'em, a good long time

Is rath better than math?

**Gerard91** · 09-23-2011, 02:53 AM

Why don't we have both? (This is both answer and question)

**venuspop** · 09-23-2011, 04:43 AM

Greed does not become you.

Will you choose one if you can have two?

**GenessorDios** · 09-23-2011, 08:35 AM

Bad Occam! Put down that razor! Step away from that dog's throat!

Can perfect kneecaps be bacterially cultivated?

09-22-2011, 05:56 AM	#17801
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,489	No, why would I be? The dumpster behind McDonald's has good vittles in it. When will China take over the world?
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09-22-2011, 06:00 AM	#17802
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	When the cows come home. Does the bulls always come home?
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09-22-2011, 06:08 AM	#17803
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,489	Not always. Sometimes they get drunk with their buddies and pass out on the sidewalk. What was the greatest movie ever?
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09-22-2011, 03:24 PM	#17804
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Birth of a Nation. What is the worst disease to have?
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09-22-2011, 04:50 PM	#17805
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	A cold. What is my favorite book?
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09-22-2011, 05:18 PM	#17806
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	You Are Reading The Title by The Literalist. What's with the snot?
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09-22-2011, 06:01 PM	#17807
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	in the orient, usually sushi. in the southern u.s., we usually just hock it on a cracker. what's a sitcom?
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09-22-2011, 06:41 PM	#17808
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,489	If I remember my military jargon southcom is the southern command, centcom is central command, so sitcom must be where some bureaucrat sits in a nice cushy chair and commands everyone else to do all of the work. How can I get a cushy government job?
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09-22-2011, 08:36 PM	#17809
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Start with a good toothpaste. Then learn to flash that awesome smile. Will all the Greek civil servants be fired?
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09-22-2011, 08:45 PM	#17810
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Yes, they'll need to be set on fire. I'm strangely not concerned. Will we have flying cars in the future?
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09-22-2011, 09:48 PM	#17811
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	We won't need to. we can tele-port. Does the space elevator exist?
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09-22-2011, 10:03 PM	#17812
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	No, but the space fellator does. It pays 700 bucks an hour....not that I'm applying for it or anything.... Can cans can-can?
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09-22-2011, 10:16 PM	#17813
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Can. Cans can can-can! Are can-cans made from whale bone?
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09-22-2011, 10:28 PM	#17814
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	+rs. Yes they are. It's wildly popular to watch but cheap cos of the sticky seats. How do breakdancing turtles practice?
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09-23-2011, 12:23 AM	#17815
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	With a ladder, a spoon and a bottle of ketchup. Where do baby porpises come from?
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09-23-2011, 12:47 AM	#17816
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,175	The Purple People Eater To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where did Gulliver travel?
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09-23-2011, 01:46 AM	#17817
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Into the dictionary, where his narcissism and poor spelling skills led to some annoyance at a tricksy friend. Could a CPU ever experience the joys of suffocation?
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09-23-2011, 01:47 AM	#17818
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Cleveland What ever happened to Sha Na Na?
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09-23-2011, 01:59 AM	#17819
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	their tv show was picked up in syndication with japanese subtitles. what is the difference between coke and pepsi?
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09-23-2011, 02:02 AM	#17820
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,747	^^ - She is selling sulfur and sodium. She is now called S Na Na ^ - they have different names What is happening with our consciousness of life when we sleep?
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09-23-2011, 02:06 AM	#17821
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Mafia dons hold my tongue. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I've said too much. How slow can a person's blood be drained to prolong their predeath sufferation?
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09-23-2011, 02:28 AM	#17822
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Depends on viscosity. If you chill 'em, a good long time Is rath better than math?
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09-23-2011, 02:53 AM	#17823
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,747	Why don't we have both? (This is both answer and question)
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09-23-2011, 04:43 AM	#17824
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Greed does not become you. Will you choose one if you can have two?
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09-23-2011, 08:35 AM	#17825
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,928	Bad Occam! Put down that razor! Step away from that dog's throat! Can perfect kneecaps be bacterially cultivated?
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