I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 661

**IronSulfide** · 07-24-2011, 01:48 PM

Henry T. Polka, the famous Victorian harlequin.

What can we do to stop people from sticking their used chewing gum under desks, chairs, and other available surfaces?

thebrainpolice · 07-24-2011, 03:43 PM

Smear grease under those surfaces. This way the gum won't stick.

How can I make a million dollars quickly?

**reiven** · 07-24-2011, 05:16 PM

redeem all of your coupons for their face value

how do i achieve deification?

**GettingBetter** · 07-24-2011, 06:10 PM

Run for public office and talk about God a lot. Also, lowering taxes.

How can we lower the US debt?

**reiven** · 07-24-2011, 06:15 PM

give our soldiers bouquets instead of rifles.
no one wants to harm us anyway.

what causes odor?

**Sprelious** · 07-24-2011, 06:55 PM

The Norse god of odor, Noxious

How many words are thete in the english Language?

**venuspop** · 07-24-2011, 09:00 PM

One. And it's mine!

What is that One Word?

**reiven** · 07-25-2011, 03:09 AM

thete- (n) a possession of dubious distinction. revered by few or none.

what ever happened to popeye?

**UnrulyR3d** · 07-25-2011, 03:31 AM

Opened up a chain of southern style fried chicken restaurants.

Where is Olive now?

**reiven** · 07-25-2011, 04:41 AM

she was compressed into virgin oil
(sweet pea was adopted)

what is it about her eyes?
mmMMMMMmmmmm

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 07:12 AM

She's been practicing her hypnotizing powers.

What mind powers do you have?

**gracious** · 07-25-2011, 09:12 AM

Nuclear and hydroelectric.

Why should I use those twirly new lightbulbs?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 09:18 AM

They protect you from whirlpools.

Have you ever stapled your finger?

**gracious** · 07-25-2011, 09:21 AM

No, I usually keep my staples (milk, eggs, bread) in the refrigerator.

Do you think I have prepared sufficiently for my 1:00 meeting?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 12:40 PM

The only appropriate way to prepare for a 1:00 meeting is to eat 2 dozen donuts and sleep till noon. I'm going to with yes.

You keep your bread in the fridge?

**Sprelious** · 07-25-2011, 12:49 PM

Yes. I keep all my money in the fridge.

You keep your ear to the ground?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 12:57 PM

I'm in a never ending game of cowboys and Indians.

You keep half of your face shadowed?

**Sprelious** · 07-25-2011, 01:02 PM

I'm duplicitious

Why do you have wings?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 01:05 PM

All ninjas have wings.

Why are you staring at me?

**Sprelious** · 07-25-2011, 01:10 PM

I'm not starring. I have a stiff neck and can't turn away.

Are you going to San Francisco?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 01:15 PM

I think I've been asked this question before. No, I'm going to Copenhagen via Cape Town.

Are you going to San Francisco?

**Sprelious** · 07-25-2011, 01:18 PM

No, I can't find any flowers for my hair.

Can you spare some flowers?

**momorawr** · 07-25-2011, 01:42 PM

I have a rafflesia garden out back. I don't think you want to put them in your hair though.

Have you ever been to a nudist colony in California?

**Sprelious** · 07-25-2011, 02:08 PM

No one wants to see that

Do you know Tinkerbell?

thebrainpolice · 07-25-2011, 03:52 PM

Yeah, she works at the local strip club.

How much do strippers make?

07-24-2011, 01:48 PM	#16501
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Henry T. Polka, the famous Victorian harlequin. What can we do to stop people from sticking their used chewing gum under desks, chairs, and other available surfaces?
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07-24-2011, 03:43 PM	#16502
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	Smear grease under those surfaces. This way the gum won't stick. How can I make a million dollars quickly?
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07-24-2011, 05:16 PM	#16503
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	redeem all of your coupons for their face value how do i achieve deification?
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07-24-2011, 06:10 PM	#16504
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	Run for public office and talk about God a lot. Also, lowering taxes. How can we lower the US debt?
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07-24-2011, 06:15 PM	#16505
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	give our soldiers bouquets instead of rifles. no one wants to harm us anyway. what causes odor?
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07-24-2011, 06:55 PM	#16506
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	The Norse god of odor, Noxious How many words are thete in the english Language?
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07-24-2011, 09:00 PM	#16507
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	One. And it's mine! What is that One Word?
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07-25-2011, 03:09 AM	#16508
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	thete- (n) a possession of dubious distinction. revered by few or none. what ever happened to popeye?
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07-25-2011, 03:31 AM	#16509
UnrulyR3d Veteran Member [58%] MBTI: entj Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,339	Opened up a chain of southern style fried chicken restaurants. Where is Olive now?
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07-25-2011, 04:41 AM	#16510
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	she was compressed into virgin oil (sweet pea was adopted) what is it about her eyes? mmMMMMMmmmmm
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07-25-2011, 07:12 AM	#16511
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	She's been practicing her hypnotizing powers. What mind powers do you have?
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07-25-2011, 09:12 AM	#16512
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	Nuclear and hydroelectric. Why should I use those twirly new lightbulbs?
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07-25-2011, 09:18 AM	#16513
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	They protect you from whirlpools. Have you ever stapled your finger?
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07-25-2011, 09:21 AM	#16514
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	No, I usually keep my staples (milk, eggs, bread) in the refrigerator. Do you think I have prepared sufficiently for my 1:00 meeting?
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07-25-2011, 12:40 PM	#16515
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	The only appropriate way to prepare for a 1:00 meeting is to eat 2 dozen donuts and sleep till noon. I'm going to with yes. You keep your bread in the fridge?
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07-25-2011, 12:49 PM	#16516
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	Yes. I keep all my money in the fridge. You keep your ear to the ground?
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07-25-2011, 12:57 PM	#16517
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	I'm in a never ending game of cowboys and Indians. You keep half of your face shadowed?
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07-25-2011, 01:02 PM	#16518
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	I'm duplicitious Why do you have wings?
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07-25-2011, 01:05 PM	#16519
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	All ninjas have wings. Why are you staring at me?
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07-25-2011, 01:10 PM	#16520
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	I'm not starring. I have a stiff neck and can't turn away. Are you going to San Francisco?
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07-25-2011, 01:15 PM	#16521
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	I think I've been asked this question before. No, I'm going to Copenhagen via Cape Town. Are you going to San Francisco?
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07-25-2011, 01:18 PM	#16522
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	No, I can't find any flowers for my hair. Can you spare some flowers?
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07-25-2011, 01:42 PM	#16523
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	I have a rafflesia garden out back. I don't think you want to put them in your hair though. Have you ever been to a nudist colony in California?
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07-25-2011, 02:08 PM	#16524
Sprelious Core Member [603%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,128	No one wants to see that Do you know Tinkerbell?
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07-25-2011, 03:52 PM	#16525
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	Yeah, she works at the local strip club. How much do strippers make?
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