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thebrainpolice · 07-06-2011, 06:17 PM

You have erectile dysfunction.

Why do the flags around the Washington Monument fly the same way the wind blows?

**aok** · 07-06-2011, 07:56 PM

Its a way of celebrating America's conformist tendency of going with the flow.

What's the shape of a conservative?

**discontinuous** · 07-06-2011, 08:30 PM

Obtusely well rounded pentagon.

What makes beer "dry"?

**IronSulfide** · 07-07-2011, 04:40 AM

Evaporation.

How long can you grow your fingernails before people think you are weird?

thebrainpolice · 07-07-2011, 08:25 AM

You should be good until you look like this lady.
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Why do doctors need to put their fingers up people's butts to feel their prostates?

**momorawr** · 07-07-2011, 09:53 AM

It was a witty plot devised by feminists to traumatize men or they think they're going to get cancer. Unless you're into that I guess.

How do you become a lollipop kid?

**IronSulfide** · 07-07-2011, 10:00 AM

Misbehave at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Why are dimes smaller than nickels?

thebrainpolice · 07-07-2011, 10:13 AM

Its a conspiracy designed to trick our Chinese creditors into thinking that nickles are worth more than dimes.

Why were so many Civil War battles fought in National Parks?

**momorawr** · 07-07-2011, 10:19 AM

When we run out of ammo we can construct catapults out of the trees and shoot petrified trees at our enemies while protecting ourselves behind black bears.

Does sunscreen give you cancer?

**IronSulfide** · 07-07-2011, 10:22 AM

Only if you use it internally.

What is the true cause of crop circles?

**momorawr** · 07-07-2011, 10:40 AM

God had a party and everybody kept ashing, hawking loogies, and spilling beer in his living room. Jerks.

Why does an apple a day keep the doctors away?

**Cepheid** · 07-07-2011, 11:13 AM

Because apples are poisonous and doctors don't want any part of murder.

Why doesn't the monster under my bed form a union with the monster in my closet?

**BirdsOfAFeather** · 07-07-2011, 12:36 PM

Because they are perfectly content with their working conditions and see no need to pay union dues.

Why do some children have imaginary friends while others do not?

**silvercrystal07** · 07-07-2011, 12:38 PM

Because one of them hasn't come out of the closet.

Why do plants need water?

----------------darn, too late----------------

Because the other kids are their imaginary friends.

Why do sugar cubes taste so good?

**momorawr** · 07-07-2011, 12:45 PM

They only taste good to people that are at least 17% horse.

Salt, sugar, or mustard?

**gracious** · 07-07-2011, 01:41 PM

Salsa.

Why does hand sanitizer smell so good but taste so bad?

**IronSulfide** · 07-07-2011, 03:43 PM

Actually, hand sanitizer tastes great. There must be something wrong with your taste buds.

Why can't I grow cocoa beans in my backyard?

**momorawr** · 07-07-2011, 04:29 PM

You haven't applied enough minced meat.

Why don't fireflies and mosquitos mate?

**IronSulfide** · 07-08-2011, 04:49 AM

The mosquitos are afraid of getting burned.

Why does my calculator keep sending me obscene messages when I turn it upside-down?

thebrainpolice · 07-08-2011, 04:53 AM

Because it knows your darkest secrets and its mad at you.

What are hotdogs made out of?

**Cepheid** · 07-08-2011, 04:58 AM

Tofurkey and carcinogens.

Why does it go up to 11?

**momorawr** · 07-08-2011, 07:04 AM

12 gives you herpes.

What's your favorite mystery meat flavor?

**Cepheid** · 07-08-2011, 07:17 AM

Strawberry Banana Daquieri.

If it was the end of the world, and you knew it, how would you feel?

**momorawr** · 07-08-2011, 07:50 AM

Damn, I should've taken up that aliens offer.

When's the best time for a picnic?

**BirdsOfAFeather** · 07-08-2011, 10:12 AM

After you've finished your basket weaving class and wove yourself a dandy pinic basket.

How many hours is a reasonable work week?

07-06-2011, 06:17 PM	#16151
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	You have erectile dysfunction. Why do the flags around the Washington Monument fly the same way the wind blows?
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07-06-2011, 07:56 PM	#16152
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Its a way of celebrating America's conformist tendency of going with the flow. What's the shape of a conservative?
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07-06-2011, 08:30 PM	#16153
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Obtusely well rounded pentagon. What makes beer "dry"?
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07-07-2011, 04:40 AM	#16154
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Evaporation. How long can you grow your fingernails before people think you are weird?
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07-07-2011, 08:25 AM	#16155
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07-07-2011, 09:53 AM	#16156
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	It was a witty plot devised by feminists to traumatize men or they think they're going to get cancer. Unless you're into that I guess. How do you become a lollipop kid?
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07-07-2011, 10:00 AM	#16157
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Misbehave at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Why are dimes smaller than nickels?
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07-07-2011, 10:13 AM	#16158
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	Its a conspiracy designed to trick our Chinese creditors into thinking that nickles are worth more than dimes. Why were so many Civil War battles fought in National Parks?
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07-07-2011, 10:19 AM	#16159
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	When we run out of ammo we can construct catapults out of the trees and shoot petrified trees at our enemies while protecting ourselves behind black bears. Does sunscreen give you cancer?
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07-07-2011, 10:22 AM	#16160
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Only if you use it internally. What is the true cause of crop circles?
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07-07-2011, 10:40 AM	#16161
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	God had a party and everybody kept ashing, hawking loogies, and spilling beer in his living room. Jerks. Why does an apple a day keep the doctors away?
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07-07-2011, 11:13 AM	#16162
Cepheid Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 268	Because apples are poisonous and doctors don't want any part of murder. Why doesn't the monster under my bed form a union with the monster in my closet?
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07-07-2011, 12:36 PM	#16163
BirdsOfAFeather Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 451	Because they are perfectly content with their working conditions and see no need to pay union dues. Why do some children have imaginary friends while others do not?
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07-07-2011, 12:38 PM	#16164
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	Because one of them hasn't come out of the closet. Why do plants need water? ----------------darn, too late---------------- Because the other kids are their imaginary friends. Why do sugar cubes taste so good?
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07-07-2011, 12:45 PM	#16165
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	They only taste good to people that are at least 17% horse. Salt, sugar, or mustard?
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07-07-2011, 01:41 PM	#16166
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	Salsa. Why does hand sanitizer smell so good but taste so bad?
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07-07-2011, 03:43 PM	#16167
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Actually, hand sanitizer tastes great. There must be something wrong with your taste buds. Why can't I grow cocoa beans in my backyard?
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07-07-2011, 04:29 PM	#16168
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	You haven't applied enough minced meat. Why don't fireflies and mosquitos mate?
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07-08-2011, 04:49 AM	#16169
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	The mosquitos are afraid of getting burned. Why does my calculator keep sending me obscene messages when I turn it upside-down?
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07-08-2011, 04:53 AM	#16170
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	Because it knows your darkest secrets and its mad at you. What are hotdogs made out of?
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07-08-2011, 04:58 AM	#16171
Cepheid Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 268	Tofurkey and carcinogens. Why does it go up to 11?
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07-08-2011, 07:04 AM	#16172
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	12 gives you herpes. What's your favorite mystery meat flavor?
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07-08-2011, 07:17 AM	#16173
Cepheid Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 268	Strawberry Banana Daquieri. If it was the end of the world, and you knew it, how would you feel?
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07-08-2011, 07:50 AM	#16174
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	Damn, I should've taken up that aliens offer. When's the best time for a picnic?
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07-08-2011, 10:12 AM	#16175
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