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**ScissorMeTimbrs** · 06-06-2011, 11:15 PM

when one gets hit in the head with a brick.

do you have homosexual tendencies?

**GenessorDios** · 06-07-2011, 01:58 AM

No, only homosexual certainties.

Wanna find out for sure?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 02:23 AM

Sure but should one allow any margin for errors?

Exactly how homosexual are you?

**GenessorDios** · 06-07-2011, 04:11 AM

Well I<ERROR: STATEMENT REDACTED DUE TO THE PATRIOT ACT>, you see.

Why doesn't the government engage in white ops?

altoid · 06-07-2011, 08:18 AM

White is too bright; black is much sneakier in the dark.

Where do babies come from?

**DeepThought** · 06-07-2011, 12:22 PM

Babies-R-Us

What's so wrong with eating fugu prepared by a 6 year old?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 07:51 PM

Play-doh is quite indigestible or so I heard.

Why would the China man produce fake eggs?

**DeepThought** · 06-07-2011, 07:56 PM

Because the wily chicken is far to clever and crafty to just let him walk up and take their eggs.

Why am I still at work?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 07:58 PM

because the beastly boss is a beast!

Have you ever been in a flood?

**DeepThought** · 06-07-2011, 08:07 PM

I'm in one right now!

Why is that in some countries traffic drives in the right-hand lanes and in other countries traffic drives in the left-hand lanes?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 08:29 PM

some countries are left handed while others are right.

Are you right or left handed?

**DeepThought** · 06-07-2011, 08:37 PM

Neither, I primarily use my penis.

What did people do for entertainment before the Internet?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 08:39 PM

Joy riding with their penises?

Do you really drive with your penis?

**DeepThought** · 06-07-2011, 08:42 PM

I ride the bus.

Why does everyone looked so shocked when I try to pay for goods and services?

**venuspop** · 06-07-2011, 10:06 PM

I've told you a million times that bananas aren't legal tender over here.

Is it true that all the gold in Fort Knox is gone?

**GenessorDios** · 06-08-2011, 02:28 AM

Well, technically yes, but they only went out for ice cream and it's not past their curfew yet.

Why can't I have two hearts?

**venuspop** · 06-08-2011, 03:15 AM

It was never there from the beginning. I switched the cards with spades.

Does folly apply only to youth?

**DeepThought** · 06-08-2011, 07:19 AM

No, but it generally takes much more glue to get folly to stick to older people's skin due to the wrinkles.

What's so wrong about having sex in public?

**GenessorDios** · 06-08-2011, 04:51 PM

Usually nothing, except you always go solo and that weirds people out.

Left or right?

**Alwards** · 06-08-2011, 05:02 PM

I`m all right down one side

do you think that Freuds penis envy psychological model only applies to females ?

**GenessorDios** · 06-08-2011, 05:50 PM

No, it very much applies to penile possessors as well, which is why I'm glad I don't have one.

Marry me?

**DeepThought** · 06-08-2011, 06:57 PM

I thought you'd never ask.

What do you want to name our first child?

**GenessorDios** · 06-08-2011, 07:28 PM

Irrelevant/inconsequential since/because/as I'll/myself'll be eating/consuming him/her/it.

What about the second?

**venuspop** · 06-08-2011, 07:32 PM

No thank you. I won't find your child palatable.

Will the ancient aliens come again?

**Alwards** · 06-08-2011, 07:40 PM

I like children but I couldn`t eat a whole one

Well here`s the thing, I suggest that if they come again they won`t be ancient ...

How long is a piece of string ?

06-06-2011, 11:15 PM	#15751
ScissorMeTimbrs Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 86	when one gets hit in the head with a brick. do you have homosexual tendencies?
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06-07-2011, 01:58 AM	#15752
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	No, only homosexual certainties. Wanna find out for sure?
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06-07-2011, 02:23 AM	#15753
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Sure but should one allow any margin for errors? Exactly how homosexual are you?
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06-07-2011, 04:11 AM	#15754
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Well I<ERROR: STATEMENT REDACTED DUE TO THE PATRIOT ACT>, you see. Why doesn't the government engage in white ops?
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06-07-2011, 08:18 AM	#15755
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,129	White is too bright; black is much sneakier in the dark. Where do babies come from?
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06-07-2011, 12:22 PM	#15756
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Babies-R-Us What's so wrong with eating fugu prepared by a 6 year old?
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06-07-2011, 07:51 PM	#15757
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Play-doh is quite indigestible or so I heard. Why would the China man produce fake eggs?
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06-07-2011, 07:56 PM	#15758
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Because the wily chicken is far to clever and crafty to just let him walk up and take their eggs. Why am I still at work?
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06-07-2011, 07:58 PM	#15759
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	because the beastly boss is a beast! Have you ever been in a flood?
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06-07-2011, 08:07 PM	#15760
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I'm in one right now! Why is that in some countries traffic drives in the right-hand lanes and in other countries traffic drives in the left-hand lanes?
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06-07-2011, 08:29 PM	#15761
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	some countries are left handed while others are right. Are you right or left handed?
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06-07-2011, 08:37 PM	#15762
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Neither, I primarily use my penis. What did people do for entertainment before the Internet?
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06-07-2011, 08:39 PM	#15763
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	Joy riding with their penises? Do you really drive with your penis?
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06-07-2011, 08:42 PM	#15764
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I ride the bus. Why does everyone looked so shocked when I try to pay for goods and services?
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06-07-2011, 10:06 PM	#15765
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	I've told you a million times that bananas aren't legal tender over here. Is it true that all the gold in Fort Knox is gone?
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06-08-2011, 02:28 AM	#15766
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Well, technically yes, but they only went out for ice cream and it's not past their curfew yet. Why can't I have two hearts?
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06-08-2011, 03:15 AM	#15767
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	It was never there from the beginning. I switched the cards with spades. Does folly apply only to youth?
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06-08-2011, 07:19 AM	#15768
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	No, but it generally takes much more glue to get folly to stick to older people's skin due to the wrinkles. What's so wrong about having sex in public?
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06-08-2011, 04:51 PM	#15769
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Usually nothing, except you always go solo and that weirds people out. Left or right?
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06-08-2011, 05:02 PM	#15770
Alwards Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 470	I`m all right down one side do you think that Freuds penis envy psychological model only applies to females ?
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06-08-2011, 05:50 PM	#15771
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	No, it very much applies to penile possessors as well, which is why I'm glad I don't have one. Marry me?
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06-08-2011, 06:57 PM	#15772
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I thought you'd never ask. What do you want to name our first child?
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06-08-2011, 07:28 PM	#15773
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Irrelevant/inconsequential since/because/as I'll/myself'll be eating/consuming him/her/it. What about the second?
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06-08-2011, 07:32 PM	#15774
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,509	No thank you. I won't find your child palatable. Will the ancient aliens come again?
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06-08-2011, 07:40 PM	#15775
Alwards Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 470	I like children but I couldn`t eat a whole one Well here`s the thing, I suggest that if they come again they won`t be ancient ... How long is a piece of string ?
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