I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 628

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:43 PM

Would you really like to know or you just wasting my time?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 11:44 PM

Don't you have lots of time to waste anyway?

So, what was it you wanted to show us?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:54 PM

Why are you so eager?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 11:56 PM

because i have a healthy appetite?

Are you hungry?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:58 PM

Are you going to cook me something?

**venuspop** · 06-04-2011, 12:33 AM

Will a plate of fried ants appeal?

Why is the horizon so far away?

**DeepThought** · 06-04-2011, 01:08 AM

It's necessary to hide the Langoliers.

Why is it so hard to find something good to watch on TV late at night?

**venuspop** · 06-04-2011, 01:17 AM

TVs need to sleep too, you know?

What happens if the Langoliers return?

**DeepThought** · 06-04-2011, 01:23 AM

Food get stale, watches stop, and planes won't fly.

What is the point?

**venuspop** · 06-04-2011, 01:39 AM

A point is the smallest unit of measure.

Do you know any turkeys?

**DeepThought** · 06-04-2011, 01:47 AM

I've known many turkeys. Generally not very good conversationalists, but they were all delicious.

Why is it called a "cocktail"?

**venuspop** · 06-04-2011, 01:48 AM

Because it tasted like one.
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Are there any turkeys in Turkey?

**DeepThought** · 06-04-2011, 02:01 AM

Not any more. They were all removed at the end of the 19th century because the Sultan thought their vocalizations vulgar and an affront to Islam.

Why am I still awake?

**venuspop** · 06-04-2011, 02:33 AM

Because you just love to stare into my dreamy black eyes.
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Don't I look cute and cuddly?

**GenessorDios** · 06-04-2011, 06:12 AM

Yes, I is pretty cute, but I've always had a soft spot for Q.

What's the worst letter?

**DeepThought** · 06-04-2011, 10:47 AM

The letter from the IRS informing me of an audit.

How does one go about successfully bribing an IRS agent?

**Lucensis** · 06-04-2011, 01:39 PM

Give him cookies.

Why can't powdered milk be pink?

**Alwards** · 06-04-2011, 02:17 PM

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	Give him cookies. Why can't powdered milk be pink?

Powdered milk can`t be pink because it was given a choice at the powdering point to choose an irrevocable colour - it hasn`t got much money and so believes it cannot be pink because it can`t afford the lawyer bills for arguing about the contract being an illegal gun to head demand.

Why is left right?

**reiven** · 06-04-2011, 02:26 PM

iron sulfide is the most common pinkening agent, and it occurs naturally in a paste form. when it is used to color the milk, it too is powdered. (so far we're ok.) but after passing through two states already, when water is added and the ferrisulides become liquefied, microbial organisms ignite and corrupt the milk in under two hours. non pinked samples have a liquefied shelf life of 30 months non refrigerated, and indefinitely when chilled. there's just no good way to market 2 hour milk.

because turning left always points you southeast, and everyone knows the southeast is best.

are mermaids real?

**datagirl** · 06-04-2011, 07:19 PM

only when they cry

is it better to be lucky or smart?

**reiven** · 06-05-2011, 01:20 PM

way better to be lucky. any degree of luck beats any degree of smart.

why can't i see the wind?

**aok** · 06-05-2011, 04:22 PM

You're colorblind.

Why is sleep important?

**reiven** · 06-05-2011, 04:33 PM

that is when the people from Aaron Rents sneak into you place, take all your stuff, and replace it with exact replicas.

what is an armoire?

**stopwinking** · 06-05-2011, 06:50 PM

Where pasture-fed AK47s and other various mature weaponrey is slaughtered and sold off to BBQ restaurants and Republican Conventions

When is a spade not a spade?

**datagirl** · 06-05-2011, 07:01 PM

When it's a club

What is better than a poke in the eye?

06-03-2011, 11:43 PM	#15676
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Would you really like to know or you just wasting my time?
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06-03-2011, 11:44 PM	#15677
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Don't you have lots of time to waste anyway? So, what was it you wanted to show us?
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06-03-2011, 11:54 PM	#15678
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Why are you so eager?
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06-03-2011, 11:56 PM	#15679
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	because i have a healthy appetite? Are you hungry?
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06-03-2011, 11:58 PM	#15680
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Are you going to cook me something?
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06-04-2011, 12:33 AM	#15681
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Will a plate of fried ants appeal? Why is the horizon so far away?
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06-04-2011, 01:08 AM	#15682
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	It's necessary to hide the Langoliers. Why is it so hard to find something good to watch on TV late at night?
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06-04-2011, 01:17 AM	#15683
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	TVs need to sleep too, you know? What happens if the Langoliers return?
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06-04-2011, 01:23 AM	#15684
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Food get stale, watches stop, and planes won't fly. What is the point?
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06-04-2011, 01:39 AM	#15685
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	A point is the smallest unit of measure. Do you know any turkeys?
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06-04-2011, 01:47 AM	#15686
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	I've known many turkeys. Generally not very good conversationalists, but they were all delicious. Why is it called a "cocktail"?
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06-04-2011, 01:48 AM	#15687
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Because it tasted like one. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Are there any turkeys in Turkey?
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06-04-2011, 02:01 AM	#15688
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Not any more. They were all removed at the end of the 19th century because the Sultan thought their vocalizations vulgar and an affront to Islam. Why am I still awake?
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06-04-2011, 02:33 AM	#15689
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Because you just love to stare into my dreamy black eyes. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Don't I look cute and cuddly?
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06-04-2011, 06:12 AM	#15690
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Yes, I is pretty cute, but I've always had a soft spot for Q. What's the worst letter?
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06-04-2011, 10:47 AM	#15691
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	The letter from the IRS informing me of an audit. How does one go about successfully bribing an IRS agent?
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06-04-2011, 01:39 PM	#15692
Lucensis New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 58	Give him cookies. Why can't powdered milk be pink?
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06-04-2011, 02:26 PM	#15694
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	iron sulfide is the most common pinkening agent, and it occurs naturally in a paste form. when it is used to color the milk, it too is powdered. (so far we're ok.) but after passing through two states already, when water is added and the ferrisulides become liquefied, microbial organisms ignite and corrupt the milk in under two hours. non pinked samples have a liquefied shelf life of 30 months non refrigerated, and indefinitely when chilled. there's just no good way to market 2 hour milk. because turning left always points you southeast, and everyone knows the southeast is best. are mermaids real?
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06-04-2011, 07:19 PM	#15695
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	only when they cry is it better to be lucky or smart?
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06-05-2011, 01:20 PM	#15696
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	way better to be lucky. any degree of luck beats any degree of smart. why can't i see the wind?
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06-05-2011, 04:22 PM	#15697
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	You're colorblind. Why is sleep important?
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06-05-2011, 04:33 PM	#15698
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	that is when the people from Aaron Rents sneak into you place, take all your stuff, and replace it with exact replicas. what is an armoire?
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06-05-2011, 06:50 PM	#15699
stopwinking Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 957	Where pasture-fed AK47s and other various mature weaponrey is slaughtered and sold off to BBQ restaurants and Republican Conventions When is a spade not a spade?
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06-05-2011, 07:01 PM	#15700
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	When it's a club What is better than a poke in the eye?
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