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**GenessorDios** · 06-02-2011, 11:39 PM

Come on, that happened ONE TIME! Must you keep bringing it up just because I couldn't?
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How can some people be so mean?

**reiven** · 06-03-2011, 01:33 AM

tony robbins is now into tae bo, and he is conducting national seminars for the promotion of aggression.

where do headaches come from?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 04:22 AM

Nagging wives.

Who gave E-Coli to the Germans?

**datagirl** · 06-03-2011, 04:33 AM

The Jews - it's payback for the Holocaust

Why should I thank God that it's Friday?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 04:38 AM

Well, you can thank me if you'd rather.

How long should you be wearing that cap?

**IronSulfide** · 06-03-2011, 04:42 AM

Until the aliens land.

What is a quince?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 07:11 AM

It's the equivalent of a wince for a sentient, four eyed species which inhabits one of the planets of Gliese 581 g system.

How does one tell an underling that they suck without making them cry?

**GenessorDios** · 06-03-2011, 07:45 AM

You remind me of me at that age. Suck those tears up before I punch you in the gut, bitch.

Where's my lava lamp?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 07:53 AM

In the volcano.

If the police call you a "person of interest" does that automatically make you interesting?

**GenessorDios** · 06-03-2011, 08:17 AM

No, it requires four to six weeks of government bureaucracy before you are officially declared so, then another month for the name cards to be printed.

What inspires someone to greater heights?

**datagirl** · 06-03-2011, 08:36 AM

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Why are shoes so damn expensive?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 08:48 AM

Because of the high turn over rate in the production department. It seems the workers keep getting high on the glue and need to go into rehab after only a few days.

Who would want to wear something like that anyway?

**GenessorDios** · 06-03-2011, 09:49 AM

What do you mean? I think those are a lovely pair of earrings.

Anyone up for a quick lick?

**IronSulfide** · 06-03-2011, 10:09 AM

Not really, I'm contagious.

Why do so many teens like skateboarding?

**datagirl** · 06-03-2011, 10:58 AM

It gives them an excuse to visit the emergency room

Why do people buy overpriced coffee at Starbucks?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 12:41 PM

To avoid the worms that are so often present in cheaper coffees.

What's better, an enema or a poke in the eye?

**Taste of peat** · 06-03-2011, 06:31 PM

Enema. Having a medecinal device in the butt is much more funny than a vulgar poke in the eye.

Would it be interesting to eat cats ?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 06:57 PM

No, Chinese food bores me to tears.

Why do paper cuts hurt so much?

**GenessorDios** · 06-03-2011, 11:07 PM

Too much Linkin Park will do that to you.

Can I be of service?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:19 PM

OK, you're a service.

Can a Leo and an Aries ever truly be happy in a relationship?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 11:19 PM

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	Too much Linkin Park will do that to you. Can I be of service?

Let's see. What are you good at?

	Originally Posted by DeepThought To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Can a Leo and an Aries ever truly be happy in a relationship?

only when they're not in love

Can you blink?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:32 PM

Yes, but only with a jackhammer.

What is the square root of negative orange?

**venuspop** · 06-03-2011, 11:34 PM

Negative oranges have positively tubular roots.

Do you have a face?

**DeepThought** · 06-03-2011, 11:39 PM

Yes, but it's flattened from being sat on all day.

Would you like to see it?

**GenessorDios** · 06-03-2011, 11:40 PM

That depends.

*puffs on cigar*

Who's asking?

06-02-2011, 11:39 PM	#15651
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Come on, that happened ONE TIME! Must you keep bringing it up just because I couldn't? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How can some people be so mean?
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06-03-2011, 01:33 AM	#15652
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,081	tony robbins is now into tae bo, and he is conducting national seminars for the promotion of aggression. where do headaches come from?
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06-03-2011, 04:22 AM	#15653
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Nagging wives. Who gave E-Coli to the Germans?
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06-03-2011, 04:33 AM	#15654
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	The Jews - it's payback for the Holocaust Why should I thank God that it's Friday?
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06-03-2011, 04:38 AM	#15655
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Well, you can thank me if you'd rather. How long should you be wearing that cap?
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06-03-2011, 04:42 AM	#15656
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Until the aliens land. What is a quince?
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06-03-2011, 07:11 AM	#15657
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	It's the equivalent of a wince for a sentient, four eyed species which inhabits one of the planets of Gliese 581 g system. How does one tell an underling that they suck without making them cry?
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06-03-2011, 07:45 AM	#15658
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	You remind me of me at that age. Suck those tears up before I punch you in the gut, bitch. Where's my lava lamp?
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06-03-2011, 07:53 AM	#15659
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	In the volcano. If the police call you a "person of interest" does that automatically make you interesting?
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06-03-2011, 08:17 AM	#15660
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	No, it requires four to six weeks of government bureaucracy before you are officially declared so, then another month for the name cards to be printed. What inspires someone to greater heights?
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06-03-2011, 08:36 AM	#15661
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	[HIDE="this?"] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [/HIDE] Why are shoes so damn expensive?
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06-03-2011, 08:48 AM	#15662
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Because of the high turn over rate in the production department. It seems the workers keep getting high on the glue and need to go into rehab after only a few days. Who would want to wear something like that anyway?
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06-03-2011, 09:49 AM	#15663
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	What do you mean? I think those are a lovely pair of earrings. Anyone up for a quick lick?
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06-03-2011, 10:09 AM	#15664
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Not really, I'm contagious. Why do so many teens like skateboarding?
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06-03-2011, 10:58 AM	#15665
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	It gives them an excuse to visit the emergency room Why do people buy overpriced coffee at Starbucks?
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06-03-2011, 12:41 PM	#15666
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	To avoid the worms that are so often present in cheaper coffees. What's better, an enema or a poke in the eye?
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06-03-2011, 06:31 PM	#15667
Taste of peat Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,141	Enema. Having a medecinal device in the butt is much more funny than a vulgar poke in the eye. Would it be interesting to eat cats ?
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06-03-2011, 06:57 PM	#15668
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	No, Chinese food bores me to tears. Why do paper cuts hurt so much?
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06-03-2011, 11:07 PM	#15669
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Too much Linkin Park will do that to you. Can I be of service?
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06-03-2011, 11:19 PM	#15670
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	OK, you're a service. Can a Leo and an Aries ever truly be happy in a relationship?
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06-03-2011, 11:32 PM	#15672
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Yes, but only with a jackhammer. What is the square root of negative orange?
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06-03-2011, 11:34 PM	#15673
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Negative oranges have positively tubular roots. Do you have a face?
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06-03-2011, 11:39 PM	#15674
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Yes, but it's flattened from being sat on all day. Would you like to see it?
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06-03-2011, 11:40 PM	#15675
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	That depends. puffs on cigar Who's asking?
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