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**Fuego** · 05-09-2011, 03:30 PM

81, duh.

Why is there wind?

**discontinuous** · 05-09-2011, 03:36 PM

Dispersing passed gas.

What's a radar for?

**GettingBetter** · 05-09-2011, 03:45 PM

Detecting spaceships that exceed allowable warp speed.

Is nature discontinuous or connected?

**DeepThought** · 05-09-2011, 04:04 PM

Purple.

Peat and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Peat feel off. Who was left?

**reiven** · 05-09-2011, 05:15 PM

what hump?

where do you find great literature?

**DeepThought** · 05-09-2011, 05:42 PM

It can usually be dredged from a pond, marsh or swamp.

Why should you never answer a question with another question?

**datagirl** · 05-09-2011, 05:50 PM

who knows?

how deep are your thoughts?

**DeepThought** · 05-09-2011, 06:17 PM

Wafer thin.

Anybody know what a blackhole tastes like?

**discontinuous** · 05-09-2011, 11:18 PM

I'll tell you once my tongue reaches the event horizon.

Why can't I compare apples to oranges?

**venuspop** · 05-09-2011, 11:37 PM

because they don't keep up with the Jones.

why won't they?

**Gerard91** · 05-10-2011, 01:28 AM

Because Jones is meatarian and eats only meat, no vegetables or fruits.

Why is it so obvious that Evangeline Lilly is an INFJ?

**venuspop** · 05-10-2011, 02:15 AM

because Google said so.

should trump be the next president?

**Fuego** · 05-10-2011, 02:29 AM

The only thing Trump should be president of is the Hair Club For Men.

What is Spam made of?

**reiven** · 05-10-2011, 02:33 AM

fish gizzards dipped in beer batter. spam tastes best when roasted over a single candle flame. it was developed by NASA, btw.

why is a caution light yellow?

**venuspop** · 05-10-2011, 02:48 AM

because yellow, the shallow hallow bellows.

cup of coffee ~~~ Do you stir it with your right hand or your left?

**reiven** · 05-10-2011, 02:51 AM

that depends on my orientation to the equator.

what is your favorite scientific principle?

**venuspop** · 05-10-2011, 02:54 AM

A body in motion stays in motion.
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Is it terrible to hunger for what you cannot have?

**DeepThought** · 05-10-2011, 10:13 AM

Yes, food is poison.

If it takes 1,000 years for 1,000 monkeys using 1,000 typewriters to produce all the works of Shakespeare, then what will you get from 3 monkeys and an iPad in 6 hours?

**reiven** · 05-10-2011, 04:22 PM

Civ VI

how does a fly stick to a vertical piece of glass?

**DeepThought** · 05-10-2011, 04:36 PM

Duct tape.

What is the age of the universe in milliseconds?

**WoodsWoman** · 05-10-2011, 04:37 PM

Q

How do you look up a word you can't spell?

**DeepThought** · 05-10-2011, 04:54 PM

Telescope.

Why are gamma rays so dangerous?

**reiven** · 05-10-2011, 06:19 PM

because they come from a violent culture that doesn't appreciate stand up comedy.

does recycling save trees?

**DeepThought** · 05-10-2011, 06:38 PM

It hoards them.

Do you think a tyrannosaurus rex could ever be lonely?

**aok** · 05-10-2011, 06:50 PM

Not with cavemen to eat.

Why does a butcher get paid to beat his meat?

05-09-2011, 03:30 PM	#15351
Fuego Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 127	81, duh. Why is there wind?
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05-09-2011, 03:36 PM	#15352
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Dispersing passed gas. What's a radar for?
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05-09-2011, 03:45 PM	#15353
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	Detecting spaceships that exceed allowable warp speed. Is nature discontinuous or connected?
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05-09-2011, 04:04 PM	#15354
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Purple. Peat and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Peat feel off. Who was left?
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05-09-2011, 05:15 PM	#15355
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	what hump? where do you find great literature?
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05-09-2011, 05:42 PM	#15356
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	It can usually be dredged from a pond, marsh or swamp. Why should you never answer a question with another question?
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05-09-2011, 05:50 PM	#15357
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	who knows? how deep are your thoughts?
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05-09-2011, 06:17 PM	#15358
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Wafer thin. Anybody know what a blackhole tastes like?
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05-09-2011, 11:18 PM	#15359
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	I'll tell you once my tongue reaches the event horizon. Why can't I compare apples to oranges?
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05-09-2011, 11:37 PM	#15360
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	because they don't keep up with the Jones. why won't they?
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05-10-2011, 01:28 AM	#15361
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,731	Because Jones is meatarian and eats only meat, no vegetables or fruits. Why is it so obvious that Evangeline Lilly is an INFJ?
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05-10-2011, 02:15 AM	#15362
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	because Google said so. should trump be the next president?
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05-10-2011, 02:29 AM	#15363
Fuego Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 127	The only thing Trump should be president of is the Hair Club For Men. What is Spam made of?
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05-10-2011, 02:33 AM	#15364
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	fish gizzards dipped in beer batter. spam tastes best when roasted over a single candle flame. it was developed by NASA, btw. why is a caution light yellow?
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05-10-2011, 02:48 AM	#15365
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	because yellow, the shallow hallow bellows. cup of coffee ~~~ Do you stir it with your right hand or your left?
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05-10-2011, 02:51 AM	#15366
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	that depends on my orientation to the equator. what is your favorite scientific principle?
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05-10-2011, 02:54 AM	#15367
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	A body in motion stays in motion. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Is it terrible to hunger for what you cannot have?
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05-10-2011, 10:13 AM	#15368
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Yes, food is poison. If it takes 1,000 years for 1,000 monkeys using 1,000 typewriters to produce all the works of Shakespeare, then what will you get from 3 monkeys and an iPad in 6 hours?
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05-10-2011, 04:22 PM	#15369
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	Civ VI how does a fly stick to a vertical piece of glass?
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05-10-2011, 04:36 PM	#15370
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Duct tape. What is the age of the universe in milliseconds?
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05-10-2011, 04:37 PM	#15371
WoodsWoman Core Member [896%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,869	Q How do you look up a word you can't spell?
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05-10-2011, 04:54 PM	#15372
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Telescope. Why are gamma rays so dangerous?
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05-10-2011, 06:19 PM	#15373
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	because they come from a violent culture that doesn't appreciate stand up comedy. does recycling save trees?
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05-10-2011, 06:38 PM	#15374
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	It hoards them. Do you think a tyrannosaurus rex could ever be lonely?
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05-10-2011, 06:50 PM	#15375
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	Not with cavemen to eat. Why does a butcher get paid to beat his meat?
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