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**reiven** · 04-05-2011, 05:23 AM

styrofoam peanuts.
gazillions of em.

what would happen if three meant 12 and 12 meant three?

**venuspop** · 04-05-2011, 05:25 AM

a matrimonial disagreement.

why did they argue until the cows come home?

**reiven** · 04-05-2011, 05:37 AM

because of the cast military industrial complex tempered by big beef

where can i find a personal rocket?

**venuspop** · 04-05-2011, 05:40 AM

at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. They were left there by the Russians.

where can I find the ship Titanic?

**Gerard91** · 04-05-2011, 06:25 AM

I think somewhere in Greece (refference to titans), maybe it's the lost Atlantis.

Why is sugar in Poland so expensive?

**reiven** · 04-05-2011, 06:40 AM

because of the tax on foreplay

are multiple orgasms self-indulgent?

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 07:28 AM

Only if they're given to you by the queen.

Why don't countries change their name every fifteen years?

**reiven** · 04-05-2011, 07:30 AM

because they all have adhd and want new names every 20 seconds or so.

what can i have?

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 07:50 AM

I can have capitalization every once in a while if someone isn't so goddamn lazy.

To whom should I pray for a cancer cure?

**reiven** · 04-05-2011, 07:56 AM

poseidon. don't ask, just do it.

was the differentiation between colon and semicolon decided by committee?

**GenessorDios** · 04-05-2011, 08:06 AM

Yes and no; they decided two things: colons are separate from semicolons and we are not a committee.

馬鹿な人、’はい’を答えないか？

**WoodsWoman** · 04-05-2011, 05:15 PM

Dog biscuits.

Where's Waldo?

**discontinuous** · 04-05-2011, 06:18 PM

On every page asshole just try harder.

What do caterpillars do inside their cocoon?

**aok** · 04-05-2011, 07:47 PM

Engulf themselves in asbestos.

Where does butter fly?

**OrangeLeland** · 04-06-2011, 11:40 AM

In the thin atmosphere of Mars.

Speaking of Mars, why is the Martian atmosphere so thin?

**discontinuous** · 04-06-2011, 01:08 PM

Because Jupiter was thirsty and decided to drink Martian water. Inadvertently the greedy bastard made lots of slurping sounds with his straw and sucked up a good portion of Mars's atmosphere as well.

Why is there an asteroid belt between mars and jupiter?

**reiven** · 04-06-2011, 04:29 PM

the gated community idea was actually mercury's brainchild. without the passcode, none of the big planets can get in.

what difference does halogen make?

**discontinuous** · 04-06-2011, 10:48 PM

It's negolahgible.

What's in Jig-A-Loo?

**venuspop** · 04-06-2011, 11:54 PM

Jigglers who jiggles their jiggling pee into the Jig-A-Loo. They had to pay, of course, for such a privilege.

Why do girls love secrets?

**reiven** · 04-07-2011, 02:55 AM

because they have tiny minds, and full discourse takes up too much room.

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where does super glue come from?

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 05:51 AM

the innards of alien critters

why must one make hay while the sun shines?

**reiven** · 04-07-2011, 01:39 PM

because capitalism is not in vogue; making money while the sun shines is not an option.
because they are minute nazi's at GMT, you can't make time while the sun shines.
because they limit toilet paper and imposed these silly 1 liter toilets, you can't make do while the sun shines.

so i guess the notion is predicated on thomas jeffersons love of agriculture.
i'm guessing; but i bet i'm right.

what is a coupon?

**lifeguard** · 04-07-2011, 05:55 PM

paper you must meticulously cut out, and also a time consuming activity people do so they can say " i saved some sense".

Where do tingly feeling come from?

**venuspop** · 04-07-2011, 10:07 PM

The spleen. Don't ask.

What makes the spleen tingles?

**OrangeLeland** · 04-08-2011, 01:38 PM

Half-eaten Twinkies.

What is the purpose of the appendix?

04-05-2011, 05:23 AM	#15051
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	styrofoam peanuts. gazillions of em. what would happen if three meant 12 and 12 meant three?
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04-05-2011, 05:25 AM	#15052
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	a matrimonial disagreement. why did they argue until the cows come home?
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04-05-2011, 05:37 AM	#15053
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	because of the cast military industrial complex tempered by big beef where can i find a personal rocket?
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04-05-2011, 05:40 AM	#15054
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. They were left there by the Russians. where can I find the ship Titanic?
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04-05-2011, 06:25 AM	#15055
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,758	I think somewhere in Greece (refference to titans), maybe it's the lost Atlantis. Why is sugar in Poland so expensive?
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04-05-2011, 06:40 AM	#15056
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	because of the tax on foreplay are multiple orgasms self-indulgent?
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04-05-2011, 07:28 AM	#15057
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Only if they're given to you by the queen. Why don't countries change their name every fifteen years?
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04-05-2011, 07:30 AM	#15058
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	because they all have adhd and want new names every 20 seconds or so. what can i have?
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04-05-2011, 07:50 AM	#15059
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	I can have capitalization every once in a while if someone isn't so goddamn lazy. To whom should I pray for a cancer cure?
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04-05-2011, 07:56 AM	#15060
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	poseidon. don't ask, just do it. was the differentiation between colon and semicolon decided by committee?
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04-05-2011, 08:06 AM	#15061
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Yes and no; they decided two things: colons are separate from semicolons and we are not a committee. 馬鹿な人、’はい’を答えないか？
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04-05-2011, 05:15 PM	#15062
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Dog biscuits. Where's Waldo?
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04-05-2011, 06:18 PM	#15063
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	On every page asshole just try harder. What do caterpillars do inside their cocoon?
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04-05-2011, 07:47 PM	#15064
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Engulf themselves in asbestos. Where does butter fly?
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04-06-2011, 11:40 AM	#15065
OrangeLeland Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 138	In the thin atmosphere of Mars. Speaking of Mars, why is the Martian atmosphere so thin?
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04-06-2011, 01:08 PM	#15066
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	Because Jupiter was thirsty and decided to drink Martian water. Inadvertently the greedy bastard made lots of slurping sounds with his straw and sucked up a good portion of Mars's atmosphere as well. Why is there an asteroid belt between mars and jupiter?
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04-06-2011, 04:29 PM	#15067
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	the gated community idea was actually mercury's brainchild. without the passcode, none of the big planets can get in. what difference does halogen make?
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04-06-2011, 10:48 PM	#15068
discontinuous Member [39%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,572	It's negolahgible. What's in Jig-A-Loo?
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04-06-2011, 11:54 PM	#15069
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	Jigglers who jiggles their jiggling pee into the Jig-A-Loo. They had to pay, of course, for such a privilege. Why do girls love secrets?
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04-07-2011, 02:55 AM	#15070
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	because they have tiny minds, and full discourse takes up too much room. [HIDE="spoiler"] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. [/HIDE] where does super glue come from?
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04-07-2011, 05:51 AM	#15071
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	the innards of alien critters why must one make hay while the sun shines?
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04-07-2011, 01:39 PM	#15072
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	because capitalism is not in vogue; making money while the sun shines is not an option. because they are minute nazi's at GMT, you can't make time while the sun shines. because they limit toilet paper and imposed these silly 1 liter toilets, you can't make do while the sun shines. so i guess the notion is predicated on thomas jeffersons love of agriculture. i'm guessing; but i bet i'm right. what is a coupon?
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04-07-2011, 05:55 PM	#15073
lifeguard Member [02%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 88	paper you must meticulously cut out, and also a time consuming activity people do so they can say " i saved some sense". Where do tingly feeling come from?
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04-07-2011, 10:07 PM	#15074
venuspop Core Member [913%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,524	The spleen. Don't ask. What makes the spleen tingles?
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04-08-2011, 01:38 PM	#15075
OrangeLeland Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 138	Half-eaten Twinkies. What is the purpose of the appendix?
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