I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 59

**Synamon** · 07-15-2008, 08:40 AM

Oh how long do you have? I could go on and on about chocolate zucchinis for hours and hour and pages and pages. Let's see, where to start, well, chocolate zucchinis were invented in Switzerland around the year 1952. There is some controversy about which chocolatier molded the first one, Lindt or Tobler. There was a short and very intense battle over which one had the biggest one, the firmest one, the most succulent, you get my drift. Demand was strong as the public clamored for this new treat. Until it all went terribly wrong and they switched production to chocolate covered nuts.

Is it ok to have chocolate for breakfast?

edit: the correct response is to tell someone to their face that their humor is lame, honesty is the best policy

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-15-2008, 08:41 AM

Yes. Also for lunch and dinner. In fact, forget the other food groups! Chocolate should be the only food consumed, ever.

Why does broccoli look like little trees?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 07-15-2008, 08:46 AM

While we have rainforests, broccoli serves as a proxy in place of those large, looming trees for little elves. They are having a problem with deforestation too, you know.

Why should anti-environmentalists be shot in the toe?

**le Duc** · 07-15-2008, 08:57 AM

I'm quite happy with the elimination of -isms, and thus -ists. Let's just discuss things without staking out everything into a huge doctrine.

Am I the only one who types a question three times before hitting on the right one to post?

**bladeserver** · 07-15-2008, 08:58 AM

Because a bullet in their dark, dark hearts would have no effect?

Tooo slow aaaarrrrrggh

Am I the only one who types a question three times before hitting on the right one to post?
Yes. Feel better now?

Why do people blather on about chocolate?

**Fridays Child** · 07-15-2008, 08:59 AM

MMMM, chocolate blathers.....

Sorry, what was the question?

**Synamon** · 07-15-2008, 08:59 AM

Yes, the rest of us all have a lits of 100 questions prepared in advance to use in this thread.

Damn, where did I put my list?

**le Duc** · 07-15-2008, 09:02 AM

Oh, I got it!

Why is this list written backwards?

**bladeserver** · 07-15-2008, 09:08 AM

I'm not sure it's backwards. More of a list to starboard.

Anyway about chocolate. What's the deal?

**rwyatt365** · 07-15-2008, 09:09 AM

Ace of clubs, 4 of diamonds and a 2 of spades.

Should I stay, or hit?

**le Duc** · 07-15-2008, 04:32 PM

One for the price of two. At least if you're buying from me.

Why would anyone mention chocolate and zucchini (or courgettes ~ thanks Fridays!) in the same conversation?

dang! You should sit. I repeat my question.

le Duc added to this post, 439 minutes and 36 seconds later...

Wow... I become a rookie thread killer?

**faedra** · 07-15-2008, 04:37 PM

answer: Why not?

question: Why not?

**ssrprotege** · 07-15-2008, 05:01 PM

Sarcastically say: "Hahaha! That was so funny that even the most stern Hades will laugh with his a** off, causing earthquake in the Underworld."

Is "ladder" a comparative form of the adjective "lad"?

**Fridays Child** · 07-15-2008, 07:34 PM

Only in Scotland. But then, they invented the deep fried Mars Bar.

When will I be free?

**Liason** · 07-15-2008, 08:04 PM

Never insignificant worm. Stay chained to the floor the the useless creature you are! *pokes you*

Why can't I make my parents more intelligent?

**Beery Swine** · 07-15-2008, 08:09 PM

Because someone has placed a +3 magic spell on your efforts.

Where do babies come from?

**Fridays Child** · 07-15-2008, 08:11 PM

Because, contrary to judicial law, ignorance really IS an excellent defence.

When will the worm turn?

ACK! too slow. We really do need that "MINE!" button....

**Synamon** · 07-15-2008, 09:32 PM

Ok let's fix this... babies come from storks and the worm will turn at the stroke of midnight.

Why don't we have a MINE button?

**bladeserver** · 07-16-2008, 04:51 AM

We DO and this one is MINE (Maybe I'm the only one that has the button?).

I'm going to London today. Is it really big or is that just a myth??

**rewhu** · 07-16-2008, 04:56 AM

Depends on which London you're referring to. London Above is probably about the size of Ohio, decent but not overwhelmingly large. London Below, however, is quite massive and since some of it shifts it's location moment to moment, there's really no telling where it's borders lie.

What's the deal with airplane food?

**rwyatt365** · 07-16-2008, 05:08 AM

Airplane food it the highest form of culinary art. The human taste receptors are, however, unable to interpret the subtelties that line therein so, it all tastes like cardboard mush.

Why did I eat a hostess cupcake for breakfast?

**ssrprotege** · 07-16-2008, 05:27 AM

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	Airplane food it the highest form of culinary art. The human taste receptors are, however, unable to interpret the subtelties that line therein so, it all tastes like cardboard mush.

My god, that was so hilarious!
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I will ask others to answer Mr. Wyatt's question due to my lack of wit.

**le Duc** · 07-16-2008, 05:36 AM

Apparently, because you weren't on an airplane and had no access to the "real stuff."

What gives?

**Synamon** · 07-16-2008, 07:33 AM

Bladeserver, he's giving up 5 hours today, anyone want them?

Should I or shouldn't I?

**le Duc** · 07-16-2008, 07:42 AM

You shouldn't. If you did, you'd have to hunt, as his exact words were that he was losing them, not giving them.

So, where do lost hours go?

07-15-2008, 08:40 AM	#1451
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Oh how long do you have? I could go on and on about chocolate zucchinis for hours and hour and pages and pages. Let's see, where to start, well, chocolate zucchinis were invented in Switzerland around the year 1952. There is some controversy about which chocolatier molded the first one, Lindt or Tobler. There was a short and very intense battle over which one had the biggest one, the firmest one, the most succulent, you get my drift. Demand was strong as the public clamored for this new treat. Until it all went terribly wrong and they switched production to chocolate covered nuts. Is it ok to have chocolate for breakfast? edit: the correct response is to tell someone to their face that their humor is lame, honesty is the best policy
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07-15-2008, 08:41 AM	#1452
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	Yes. Also for lunch and dinner. In fact, forget the other food groups! Chocolate should be the only food consumed, ever. Why does broccoli look like little trees?
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07-15-2008, 08:46 AM	#1453
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	While we have rainforests, broccoli serves as a proxy in place of those large, looming trees for little elves. They are having a problem with deforestation too, you know. Why should anti-environmentalists be shot in the toe?
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07-15-2008, 08:57 AM	#1454
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	I'm quite happy with the elimination of -isms, and thus -ists. Let's just discuss things without staking out everything into a huge doctrine. Am I the only one who types a question three times before hitting on the right one to post?
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07-15-2008, 08:58 AM	#1455
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Because a bullet in their dark, dark hearts would have no effect? Tooo slow aaaarrrrrggh Am I the only one who types a question three times before hitting on the right one to post? Yes. Feel better now? Why do people blather on about chocolate? Last edited by bladeserver; 07-15-2008 at 08:59 AM. Reason: slow
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07-15-2008, 08:59 AM	#1456
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	MMMM, chocolate blathers..... Sorry, what was the question?
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07-15-2008, 08:59 AM	#1457
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Yes, the rest of us all have a lits of 100 questions prepared in advance to use in this thread. Damn, where did I put my list? Last edited by Synamon; 07-15-2008 at 09:01 AM. Reason: wow this thread is a mess, it sure is popular this morning LMAO
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07-15-2008, 09:02 AM	#1458
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Oh, I got it! Why is this list written backwards?
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07-15-2008, 09:08 AM	#1459
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I'm not sure it's backwards. More of a list to starboard. Anyway about chocolate. What's the deal?
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07-15-2008, 09:09 AM	#1460
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Ace of clubs, 4 of diamonds and a 2 of spades. Should I stay, or hit?
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07-15-2008, 04:32 PM	#1461
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	One for the price of two. At least if you're buying from me. Why would anyone mention chocolate and zucchini (or courgettes ~ thanks Fridays!) in the same conversation? dang! You should sit. I repeat my question. le Duc added to this post, 439 minutes and 36 seconds later... Wow... I become a rookie thread killer? Last edited by le Duc; 07-15-2008 at 09:13 AM. Reason: 'cause someone else is super-fast
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07-15-2008, 04:37 PM	#1462
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	answer: Why not? question: Why not?
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07-15-2008, 05:01 PM	#1463
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Sarcastically say: "Hahaha! That was so funny that even the most stern Hades will laugh with his a** off, causing earthquake in the Underworld." Is "ladder" a comparative form of the adjective "lad"?
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07-15-2008, 07:34 PM	#1464
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Only in Scotland. But then, they invented the deep fried Mars Bar. When will I be free?
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07-15-2008, 08:04 PM	#1465
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	Never insignificant worm. Stay chained to the floor the the useless creature you are! pokes you Why can't I make my parents more intelligent?
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07-15-2008, 08:09 PM	#1466
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Because someone has placed a +3 magic spell on your efforts. Where do babies come from?
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07-15-2008, 08:11 PM	#1467
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Because, contrary to judicial law, ignorance really IS an excellent defence. When will the worm turn? ACK! too slow. We really do need that "MINE!" button....
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07-15-2008, 09:32 PM	#1468
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Ok let's fix this... babies come from storks and the worm will turn at the stroke of midnight. Why don't we have a MINE button?
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07-16-2008, 04:51 AM	#1469
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	We DO and this one is MINE (Maybe I'm the only one that has the button?). I'm going to London today. Is it really big or is that just a myth??
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07-16-2008, 04:56 AM	#1470
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	Depends on which London you're referring to. London Above is probably about the size of Ohio, decent but not overwhelmingly large. London Below, however, is quite massive and since some of it shifts it's location moment to moment, there's really no telling where it's borders lie. What's the deal with airplane food?
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07-16-2008, 05:08 AM	#1471
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Airplane food it the highest form of culinary art. The human taste receptors are, however, unable to interpret the subtelties that line therein so, it all tastes like cardboard mush. Why did I eat a hostess cupcake for breakfast?
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07-16-2008, 05:36 AM	#1473
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Apparently, because you weren't on an airplane and had no access to the "real stuff." What gives?
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07-16-2008, 07:33 AM	#1474
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Bladeserver, he's giving up 5 hours today, anyone want them? Should I or shouldn't I?
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07-16-2008, 07:42 AM	#1475
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	You shouldn't. If you did, you'd have to hunt, as his exact words were that he was losing them, not giving them. So, where do lost hours go?
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