I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 588

**jonnyb** · 01-11-2011, 10:50 PM

There's nothing psychedelic about the mushrooms. It's all an accomodation of your brain adjusting to the reality of the body eating something that was found under a cow pie as a protection mechanism to avoid neural circuit overload.

What is so cool about the center of a tootsi pop?

**GenessorDios** · 01-12-2011, 05:22 AM

They're made from synthetically-grown Fonz blood.

When will film die?

**aok** · 01-12-2011, 08:27 PM

When all books are burned!

Where is there not advertising?

**GenessorDios** · 01-12-2011, 09:14 PM

The back of eyelids are the last place, but rumor has it a team of entrepreneurial surgeons are about to change that for good.

How does one practice being punctual?

Cooper · 01-13-2011, 02:22 PM

With a toothpick.

What is the ingredients of rice?

**MortalWombat** · 01-13-2011, 02:25 PM

tiny white pills

What are germs?

Cooper · 01-13-2011, 02:32 PM

Noobs.

What is the dumbest thing you can say?

**MortalWombat** · 01-13-2011, 02:36 PM

Nothing

Why do dogs go in circles before they lay down?

Cooper · 01-13-2011, 02:42 PM

Looking for the cat.

Why do cats lick?

**MortalWombat** · 01-13-2011, 02:56 PM

They're trying to get the smell off so the dog won't find them

Why do dogs hate cats?

**aok** · 01-13-2011, 05:56 PM

Because cats don't tolerate dogs aggressive disregard for personal space.

Why do dogs bark up the wrong tree?

**pawn23** · 01-13-2011, 07:39 PM

Because they can and they have noithing better to do than that

Why are clouds white?

**jonnyb** · 01-14-2011, 12:20 PM

Because they are big, fluffy cottonballs.

How do erasers work?

**GettingBetter** · 01-14-2011, 02:43 PM

Little tongues come out and lick the surface clean.

Why does it snow?

**zef** · 01-14-2011, 02:44 PM

By going back in time.

Why is blood red?

**GettingBetter** · 01-14-2011, 02:51 PM

It's not actually red; it's green. Science has discovered that we are all color blind.

Why are computer games so addictive?

**jonnyb** · 01-14-2011, 03:01 PM

Visually absorbed crank emitted from your screen.

Why can't anyone just eat one Lays potato chip?

**MortalWombat** · 01-14-2011, 04:49 PM

Heroin is inserted to the chips, causing the addiction.

Why is there gravity?

**lumin** · 01-14-2011, 05:07 PM

Gravity exists to piss you off.

Why do cats meow?

**zef** · 01-14-2011, 05:23 PM

Same reason. . .to piss you off.

What is sick humor?

**sixpoint8** · 01-14-2011, 10:14 PM

It's when someone coughs while telling a joke, just to piss you off.

How is beef jerky made?

**aok** · 01-15-2011, 04:01 AM

When someone has beef with someone else they jerk them around a bit.

How is big brother a part of everyone's family?

**jonnyb** · 01-16-2011, 12:03 PM

Nanobots in the seamen during conception which diffrentiate into the eyes and ears to transmit the ongoings of families across the world to a centralized source.

how would nanobots get into seamen?

**CaptainAwesome** · 01-16-2011, 12:21 PM

They get in semen when someone drinks motor oil.

Why is motor oil nanobot-inducing?

**MortalWombat** · 01-16-2011, 04:27 PM

They're bff's for life.

Why do we dream?

01-11-2011, 10:50 PM	#14676
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,579	There's nothing psychedelic about the mushrooms. It's all an accomodation of your brain adjusting to the reality of the body eating something that was found under a cow pie as a protection mechanism to avoid neural circuit overload. What is so cool about the center of a tootsi pop?
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01-12-2011, 05:22 AM	#14677
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	They're made from synthetically-grown Fonz blood. When will film die?
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01-12-2011, 08:27 PM	#14678
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	When all books are burned! Where is there not advertising?
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01-12-2011, 09:14 PM	#14679
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	The back of eyelids are the last place, but rumor has it a team of entrepreneurial surgeons are about to change that for good. How does one practice being punctual?
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01-13-2011, 02:22 PM	#14680
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	With a toothpick. What is the ingredients of rice?
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01-13-2011, 02:25 PM	#14681
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	tiny white pills What are germs?
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01-13-2011, 02:32 PM	#14682
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Noobs. What is the dumbest thing you can say?
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01-13-2011, 02:36 PM	#14683
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Nothing Why do dogs go in circles before they lay down?
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01-13-2011, 02:42 PM	#14684
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Looking for the cat. Why do cats lick?
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01-13-2011, 02:56 PM	#14685
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	They're trying to get the smell off so the dog won't find them Why do dogs hate cats?
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01-13-2011, 05:56 PM	#14686
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Because cats don't tolerate dogs aggressive disregard for personal space. Why do dogs bark up the wrong tree?
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01-13-2011, 07:39 PM	#14687
pawn23 Member [04%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 173	Because they can and they have noithing better to do than that Why are clouds white?
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01-14-2011, 12:20 PM	#14688
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,579	Because they are big, fluffy cottonballs. How do erasers work?
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01-14-2011, 02:43 PM	#14689
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	Little tongues come out and lick the surface clean. Why does it snow?
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01-14-2011, 02:44 PM	#14690
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	By going back in time. Why is blood red?
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01-14-2011, 02:51 PM	#14691
GettingBetter Member [23%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 959	It's not actually red; it's green. Science has discovered that we are all color blind. Why are computer games so addictive?
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01-14-2011, 03:01 PM	#14692
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,579	Visually absorbed crank emitted from your screen. Why can't anyone just eat one Lays potato chip?
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01-14-2011, 04:49 PM	#14693
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Heroin is inserted to the chips, causing the addiction. Why is there gravity?
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01-14-2011, 05:07 PM	#14694
lumin Member [26%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,051	Gravity exists to piss you off. Why do cats meow?
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01-14-2011, 05:23 PM	#14695
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Same reason. . .to piss you off. What is sick humor?
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01-14-2011, 10:14 PM	#14696
sixpoint8 Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 628	It's when someone coughs while telling a joke, just to piss you off. How is beef jerky made?
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01-15-2011, 04:01 AM	#14697
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	When someone has beef with someone else they jerk them around a bit. How is big brother a part of everyone's family? Last edited by aok; 01-15-2011 at 06:24 AM.
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01-16-2011, 12:03 PM	#14698
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,579	Nanobots in the seamen during conception which diffrentiate into the eyes and ears to transmit the ongoings of families across the world to a centralized source. how would nanobots get into seamen?
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01-16-2011, 12:21 PM	#14699
CaptainAwesome Member [02%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 105	They get in semen when someone drinks motor oil. Why is motor oil nanobot-inducing?
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01-16-2011, 04:27 PM	#14700
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	They're bff's for life. Why do we dream?
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