I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 586

Cooper · 01-05-2011, 08:45 PM

Something the dog licks.

What does no mean?

**RedHead8808** · 01-05-2011, 08:46 PM

ask your other parent.

What are books for?

Cooper · 01-05-2011, 08:53 PM

Door stops.

Where is Dave?

**RedHead8808** · 01-05-2011, 08:55 PM

Laying next to his lovers dead body.

Why is it so cold?

Cooper · 01-05-2011, 08:57 PM

Red killed Dave.

Why did Red kill Dave?

**RedHead8808** · 01-05-2011, 08:59 PM

It was an accident... i thought it was a water gun.

Why wasn't it a water gun!?!
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-05-2011, 09:03 PM

Because you didn't want it to be...

Why didn't you(she)?

**GenessorDios** · 01-06-2011, 07:16 AM

Because you(he) already left with the money.

How many punches can a pillow take before it starts crying?

**zef** · 01-06-2011, 07:56 AM

42. . .which is exactly what Douglas Adams meant.

Why did I dream of moving myself and my kids in with Chris Leben and Trent Reznor?

**GenessorDios** · 01-06-2011, 08:07 AM

Your software's not quite right, come and let me do a hard reset for you.

....

Why did you have to place your reset button in your colon?

**Dannie** · 01-06-2011, 08:32 AM

I bet that it has something to do with feeling more refreshed everytime you take a dump.

Why did the US go to war in Iraq?

**zef** · 01-06-2011, 10:28 AM

Because the US's reset button is in its colon.

Why are colons funny?

**Synchronicity** · 01-06-2011, 02:37 PM

Because they're full of crap.

Why did Americans develop accents different from their English brethren?

**zef** · 01-06-2011, 08:24 PM

Because of taxation without representation.

Why is my wife of 14 years still the most attractive woman on the planet?

**Tactician** · 01-06-2011, 08:28 PM

Because there are only two people on planet Vulcan

why do i always look at the clock at 10:37?

**zef** · 01-06-2011, 08:36 PM

Because you are a victim of fate.

Why the hell does a high percentage of INTJ's on this forum not recognize Scotty. . .the ultimate representative of INTJism trying to exist by wearing society-acceptable masks? (Checkov. . .really Zimmer. . .Checkov?)

**jonnyb** · 01-08-2011, 07:35 PM

Because Scottie always gave 110%. No one likes an over achiever.

What would happen if we created a reflective bubble around the sun that reflected all the sun's energy back onto itself?

**NoGrayArea01** · 01-08-2011, 07:56 PM

Enviornmentalists would find some way of pinning it on the oil companies.

What is the source of true happiness?

**jonnyb** · 01-08-2011, 08:00 PM

A bottle in one hand and a revolver in the other. It's a perception of choice kinda like thing you know.

What would God say if science found him/her?

**sixpoint8** · 01-08-2011, 10:42 PM

LOL n00bs.

What is the best IRC chat client?

**computerjen** · 01-08-2011, 10:51 PM

Vulcanchat of course! I believe that Spock started it. Not sure if Scottie wsa privy to it though.

Why can birds fly?

**sixpoint8** · 01-08-2011, 11:07 PM

Because cows fart methane.

This methane makes the air more buoyant, birds then absorb the methane-air into their hollow-bones and "float" up, not so much as "fly".

**computerjen** · 01-08-2011, 11:10 PM

ah I see! That makes perfect sense!

But what is the question?

**CaptainAwesome** · 01-09-2011, 05:27 AM

The question is-Why do you need to know the question????

**jonnyb** · 01-09-2011, 10:04 AM

But what is ^'s question?

When are books going to go out of style?

01-05-2011, 08:45 PM	#14626
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,529	Something the dog licks. What does no mean?
Cooper is online post a comment

01-05-2011, 08:46 PM	#14627
RedHead8808 Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,711	ask your other parent. What are books for?
RedHead8808 is offline post a comment

01-05-2011, 08:53 PM	#14628
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,529	Door stops. Where is Dave?
Cooper is online post a comment

01-05-2011, 08:55 PM	#14629
RedHead8808 Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,711	Laying next to his lovers dead body. Why is it so cold?
RedHead8808 is offline post a comment

01-05-2011, 08:57 PM	#14630
Cooper Core Member [1363%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,529	Red killed Dave. Why did Red kill Dave?
Cooper is online post a comment

01-05-2011, 08:59 PM	#14631
RedHead8808 Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,711	It was an accident... i thought it was a water gun. Why wasn't it a water gun!?! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
RedHead8808 is offline post a comment

01-05-2011, 09:03 PM	#14632
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Because you didn't want it to be... Why didn't you(she)?
NoGrayArea01 is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 07:16 AM	#14633
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Because you(he) already left with the money. How many punches can a pillow take before it starts crying?
GenessorDios is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 07:56 AM	#14634
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	42. . .which is exactly what Douglas Adams meant. Why did I dream of moving myself and my kids in with Chris Leben and Trent Reznor?
zef is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 08:07 AM	#14635
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,929	Your software's not quite right, come and let me do a hard reset for you. .... Why did you have to place your reset button in your colon?
GenessorDios is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 08:32 AM	#14636
Dannie New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 21	I bet that it has something to do with feeling more refreshed everytime you take a dump. Why did the US go to war in Iraq?
Dannie is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 10:28 AM	#14637
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Because the US's reset button is in its colon. Why are colons funny?
zef is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 02:37 PM	#14638
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Because they're full of crap. Why did Americans develop accents different from their English brethren?
Synchronicity is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 08:24 PM	#14639
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Because of taxation without representation. Why is my wife of 14 years still the most attractive woman on the planet?
zef is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 08:28 PM	#14640
Tactician Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 365	Because there are only two people on planet Vulcan why do i always look at the clock at 10:37?
Tactician is offline post a comment

01-06-2011, 08:36 PM	#14641
zef Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 359	Because you are a victim of fate. Why the hell does a high percentage of INTJ's on this forum not recognize Scotty. . .the ultimate representative of INTJism trying to exist by wearing society-acceptable masks? (Checkov. . .really Zimmer. . .Checkov?)
zef is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 07:35 PM	#14642
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	Because Scottie always gave 110%. No one likes an over achiever. What would happen if we created a reflective bubble around the sun that reflected all the sun's energy back onto itself?
jonnyb is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 07:56 PM	#14643
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Enviornmentalists would find some way of pinning it on the oil companies. What is the source of true happiness?
NoGrayArea01 is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 08:00 PM	#14644
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	A bottle in one hand and a revolver in the other. It's a perception of choice kinda like thing you know. What would God say if science found him/her?
jonnyb is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 10:42 PM	#14645
sixpoint8 Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 628	LOL n00bs. What is the best IRC chat client?
sixpoint8 is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 10:51 PM	#14646
computerjen Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 282	Vulcanchat of course! I believe that Spock started it. Not sure if Scottie wsa privy to it though. Why can birds fly?
computerjen is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 11:07 PM	#14647
sixpoint8 Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 628	Because cows fart methane. This methane makes the air more buoyant, birds then absorb the methane-air into their hollow-bones and "float" up, not so much as "fly".
sixpoint8 is offline post a comment

01-08-2011, 11:10 PM	#14648
computerjen Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 282	ah I see! That makes perfect sense! But what is the question?
computerjen is offline post a comment

01-09-2011, 05:27 AM	#14649
CaptainAwesome Member [02%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 105	The question is-Why do you need to know the question????
CaptainAwesome is offline post a comment

01-09-2011, 10:04 AM	#14650
jonnyb Core Member [474%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,995	But what is ^'s question? When are books going to go out of style?
jonnyb is offline post a comment