I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 58

**le Duc** · 07-14-2008, 11:35 AM

'Cause it's so easy to pour from an empty barrel (oops... not a wrong answer).

So why are smart people inspoken?

**bladeserver** · 07-14-2008, 11:37 AM

We like to talk softly but carry a big hick (Mine is called Jim-Bob)

Why do I love Farrokh Bulsara?

**Fridays Child** · 07-14-2008, 11:58 AM

Because we are the champions. Of the world.

Why can't we all just get along?

**le Duc** · 07-14-2008, 12:11 PM

'Cause we're tall, not long.

Why does it have to be Monday?

**rewhu** · 07-14-2008, 12:15 PM

It doesn't have to be. I know a guy who knows a guy who owes me a favor. For $100 he'll hit you in the back of the head with a Louisville Slugger. When you wake up it'll be Thursday or Friday.

Has Bryan Adams ever really, really, really ever loved a woman?

**iceberg** · 07-14-2008, 12:48 PM

Of course he has mother dont he?

How do you join the mile high club?

**le Duc** · 07-14-2008, 12:56 PM

Like any club, pay your dues.

What is this world coming from?

**Fridays Child** · 07-14-2008, 12:58 PM

The left. Duck.

Why do I crave lobster thermador?

**bladeserver** · 07-14-2008, 01:08 PM

I should think that is obvious.

Is lobster the breakfast of champions?

**Fridays Child** · 07-14-2008, 01:20 PM

No. On Tuesdays we have Weetabix.

Do penguins moult?

**bladeserver** · 07-14-2008, 01:46 PM

No. And it definitely doesn't happen between February and March.

Can I possibly be a Green street hooligan?

**Fridays Child** · 07-14-2008, 01:57 PM

Once again, it'll turn out pink. But...sure!

Will there be damage?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-14-2008, 04:45 PM

No. Damage doesn't exist.

What is that?

**Beery Swine** · 07-14-2008, 06:05 PM

That is a mock turtleneck. Disgusting piece of clothing, if you ask me.

Why does TV suck donkey balls?

**Synamon** · 07-14-2008, 10:58 PM

Because there were no prairie oysters available.

Why am I here?

**bladeserver** · 07-15-2008, 04:06 AM

Because Canada is a very lonely place.

Why am I here?

**ssrprotege** · 07-15-2008, 06:29 AM

Because you are an attorney.

Will you believe me if I say there was a water residue in the Moon?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 07-15-2008, 06:45 AM

Hardly. The moon is made of cheese, and cheese is water-absorbant. As in, the cheese drinks the water when its thirsty from all that orbiting.

Why do I have so much work! Argh!

**Mariko** · 07-15-2008, 07:09 AM

You simply have a avoidance problem with free time and you despise vacations so much that you were voted as work's most favorite friend, so you spend lots of time with your best friend who annoys you most of the time, comes over uninvited and hangs out till the wee hours of night keeping you up with it's problems.

Why am still getting zits at 30?

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-15-2008, 07:17 AM

You're still going through puberty. You're a late bloomer of course.

Why is chocolate so good?

**faedra** · 07-15-2008, 07:44 AM

Because it contains zucchini.

Why is zucchini so good?

**rwyatt365** · 07-15-2008, 07:56 AM

Zuchini is good because it contains massive amounts of dopamine which causes human beings to explode in an ecstasy of orgasmic release.

Are chocolate zuchinis better?

**le Duc** · 07-15-2008, 08:03 AM

Possibly, although they do not exist.

What about chocolate zucchinis?

**Fridays Child** · 07-15-2008, 08:30 AM

Chocolate zucchinis are nothing compared to chocolate courgettes. Plus, you never have to fret over a surplus of consonants.

Why did we invent the its/it's trap?

**le Duc** · 07-15-2008, 08:39 AM

We didnt. Its an ST thing. (A ts thing? an its thing...) Whatever.

What is the appropriate response to a lame attempt at humor?

07-14-2008, 11:35 AM	#1426
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	'Cause it's so easy to pour from an empty barrel (oops... not a wrong answer). So why are smart people inspoken?
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07-14-2008, 11:37 AM	#1427
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	We like to talk softly but carry a big hick (Mine is called Jim-Bob) Why do I love Farrokh Bulsara?
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07-14-2008, 11:58 AM	#1428
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Because we are the champions. Of the world. Why can't we all just get along?
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07-14-2008, 12:11 PM	#1429
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	'Cause we're tall, not long. Why does it have to be Monday?
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07-14-2008, 12:15 PM	#1430
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	It doesn't have to be. I know a guy who knows a guy who owes me a favor. For $100 he'll hit you in the back of the head with a Louisville Slugger. When you wake up it'll be Thursday or Friday. Has Bryan Adams ever really, really, really ever loved a woman?
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07-14-2008, 12:48 PM	#1431
iceberg New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 58	Of course he has mother dont he? How do you join the mile high club?
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07-14-2008, 12:56 PM	#1432
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Like any club, pay your dues. What is this world coming from?
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07-14-2008, 12:58 PM	#1433
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	The left. Duck. Why do I crave lobster thermador?
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07-14-2008, 01:08 PM	#1434
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I should think that is obvious. Is lobster the breakfast of champions?
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07-14-2008, 01:20 PM	#1435
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	No. On Tuesdays we have Weetabix. Do penguins moult?
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07-14-2008, 01:46 PM	#1436
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	No. And it definitely doesn't happen between February and March. Can I possibly be a Green street hooligan?
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07-14-2008, 01:57 PM	#1437
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Once again, it'll turn out pink. But...sure! Will there be damage?
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07-14-2008, 04:45 PM	#1438
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	No. Damage doesn't exist. What is that?
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07-14-2008, 06:05 PM	#1439
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	That is a mock turtleneck. Disgusting piece of clothing, if you ask me. Why does TV suck donkey balls?
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07-14-2008, 10:58 PM	#1440
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because there were no prairie oysters available. Why am I here?
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07-15-2008, 04:06 AM	#1441
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Because Canada is a very lonely place. Why am I here?
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07-15-2008, 06:29 AM	#1442
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Because you are an attorney. Will you believe me if I say there was a water residue in the Moon?
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07-15-2008, 06:45 AM	#1443
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	Hardly. The moon is made of cheese, and cheese is water-absorbant. As in, the cheese drinks the water when its thirsty from all that orbiting. Why do I have so much work! Argh!
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07-15-2008, 07:09 AM	#1444
Mariko New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 54	You simply have a avoidance problem with free time and you despise vacations so much that you were voted as work's most favorite friend, so you spend lots of time with your best friend who annoys you most of the time, comes over uninvited and hangs out till the wee hours of night keeping you up with it's problems. Why am still getting zits at 30?
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07-15-2008, 07:17 AM	#1445
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	You're still going through puberty. You're a late bloomer of course. Why is chocolate so good?
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07-15-2008, 07:44 AM	#1446
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Because it contains zucchini. Why is zucchini so good?
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07-15-2008, 07:56 AM	#1447
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Zuchini is good because it contains massive amounts of dopamine which causes human beings to explode in an ecstasy of orgasmic release. Are chocolate zuchinis better?
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07-15-2008, 08:03 AM	#1448
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Possibly, although they do not exist. What about chocolate zucchinis?
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07-15-2008, 08:30 AM	#1449
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Chocolate zucchinis are nothing compared to chocolate courgettes. Plus, you never have to fret over a surplus of consonants. Why did we invent the its/it's trap?
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07-15-2008, 08:39 AM	#1450
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	We didnt. Its an ST thing. (A ts thing? an its thing...) Whatever. What is the appropriate response to a lame attempt at humor?
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