I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 56

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-13-2008, 03:34 AM

INTJs prefer the look of "J" on paper. That's it.

Why do co-workers share personal information?

**Beery Swine** · 07-13-2008, 04:29 AM

Because their parents never told them never talk to strangers.

Why do women have boobs?

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-13-2008, 06:51 AM

They act as weights to keep the wind from blowing us away. Duh.

Why do men have balls?

**ssrprotege** · 07-13-2008, 06:55 AM

Men have great passion for tennis.
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Why do snakes bite?

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-13-2008, 07:08 AM

To test out there dentures. They never get the right size. If someone would make them right, snakes wouldn't bite anymore.

Why does frozen yogurt taste like ice cream

**faedra** · 07-13-2008, 07:39 AM

Because they're made from the same things - blended cardboard, ceiling dust, and other things you don't want to know.

Why does it always taste so bitter around an apple core?

**bladeserver** · 07-13-2008, 08:52 AM

It doesn't. You might want to check with the people you live with to see who is most angry with you.

What was Dr. Crippen thinking?

**Fridays Child** · 07-13-2008, 09:32 AM

He was wondering how to fill his time until the INTJ forum was invented.

Why are my feet cold?

**curiousjane** · 07-13-2008, 09:38 AM

-.. .- -- -. / - .... .- - / -- .. ... - . .-. / -- --- .-. ... . .-.-.-

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So, what's it to you?

EDIT: the above was about Dr. Crippen. The below is about feet ...

Because I have this doll, and I put its feet in a glass of ice water ... how ya doin?

**Fridays Child** · 07-13-2008, 09:52 AM

Better than Dr Crippen.

How far west do you have to go before it becomes The East?

**bladeserver** · 07-13-2008, 09:54 AM

so whats it to me?

I have too many brides and not enough baths.

How ya doing?

Chuckling. But thats the correct answer which is, by definition, the wrong answer.

Get off at West ham which is definitely in the east.

Mission accomplished?

**kevintr** · 07-13-2008, 10:27 AM

Yes. I have now taken over the world by controlling everyone's thoughts.

THIS IS A TEST. What are you thinking now?

**Ranie9** · 07-13-2008, 10:38 AM

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
I am stuck on bandaids, 'cos bandaids stuck on me..
And up in the nursery and absurd little bird is popping out to say "cuckoo"...

THAT'S what I'm thinking. How do I make it stop?

Oh, you want a real question? Will roaches someday take over the world?

**kevintr** · 07-13-2008, 10:48 AM

Someday is now, I am a roach, my low intelligence explanes why you are having these inane thoughts.

What should I do with the world?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-13-2008, 10:54 AM

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	Someday is now, I am a roach, my low intelligence explanes why you are having these inane thoughts. What should I do with the world?

Loop string on it, then place it on your Christmas tree.

Are hybrid cars worth it?

**curiousjane** · 07-13-2008, 12:10 PM

Nope. Because of genetics, they can't breed and produce more hybrid cars.

Would you fire your boss?

**Lupin** · 07-13-2008, 01:18 PM

No. Bosses rarely ever get sacked. Rather, they get promoted......sideways
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Back at Hampstead Heath, are the ponds now really clean enough to swim in without contracting Hepatitis?

**Fridays Child** · 07-13-2008, 01:25 PM

Yes, and they were delighted by your application as pond scum tester. Don't thank me...I was glad to help.

Why are people never satisfied?

**Liason** · 07-13-2008, 02:17 PM

because we have a need to question corrupted authority. Now shut up maggot!*pokes your back with the head of a rifle* strictly government buisness. Get over there!
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What is the meaning of the almighty taco?
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**curiousjane** · 07-13-2008, 02:27 PM

To answer the question: You Gotta Problem With That? with "What's your Beef?"

What if I'm wrong?

**bladeserver** · 07-13-2008, 03:38 PM

You are never wrong.

how did i do that?

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-13-2008, 06:17 PM

You didn't. The elves who helped the shoemaker did.

Does it snow in hell?

**bladeserver** · 07-13-2008, 06:20 PM

I can categorically say It doesn't.

What in the world was I thinking?

**Liason** · 07-13-2008, 07:06 PM

bubbles. lots and lots of bubbles.

Why are vegans so weird? I mean, I'm vegetarian, but vegans are weird to me.

**Fridays Child** · 07-13-2008, 07:10 PM

A shortage of etari leads to madness.

Why can't I sleep?

07-13-2008, 03:34 AM	#1376
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	INTJs prefer the look of "J" on paper. That's it. Why do co-workers share personal information?
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07-13-2008, 04:29 AM	#1377
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Because their parents never told them never talk to strangers. Why do women have boobs?
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07-13-2008, 06:51 AM	#1378
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	They act as weights to keep the wind from blowing us away. Duh. Why do men have balls?
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07-13-2008, 06:55 AM	#1379
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Men have great passion for tennis. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why do snakes bite?
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07-13-2008, 07:08 AM	#1380
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	To test out there dentures. They never get the right size. If someone would make them right, snakes wouldn't bite anymore. Why does frozen yogurt taste like ice cream
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07-13-2008, 07:39 AM	#1381
faedra Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 295	Because they're made from the same things - blended cardboard, ceiling dust, and other things you don't want to know. Why does it always taste so bitter around an apple core?
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07-13-2008, 08:52 AM	#1382
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	It doesn't. You might want to check with the people you live with to see who is most angry with you. What was Dr. Crippen thinking?
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07-13-2008, 09:32 AM	#1383
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	He was wondering how to fill his time until the INTJ forum was invented. Why are my feet cold?
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07-13-2008, 09:38 AM	#1384
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	-.. .- -- -. / - .... .- - / -- .. ... - . .-. / -- --- .-. ... . .-.-.- (translate here: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) So, what's it to you? EDIT: the above was about Dr. Crippen. The below is about feet ... Because I have this doll, and I put its feet in a glass of ice water ... how ya doin?
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07-13-2008, 09:52 AM	#1385
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Better than Dr Crippen. How far west do you have to go before it becomes The East?
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07-13-2008, 09:54 AM	#1386
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	so whats it to me? I have too many brides and not enough baths. How ya doing? Chuckling. But thats the correct answer which is, by definition, the wrong answer. Get off at West ham which is definitely in the east. Mission accomplished? Last edited by bladeserver; 07-13-2008 at 09:55 AM. Reason: too slow
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07-13-2008, 10:27 AM	#1387
kevintr Member [04%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 172	Yes. I have now taken over the world by controlling everyone's thoughts. THIS IS A TEST. What are you thinking now?
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07-13-2008, 10:38 AM	#1388
Ranie9 Member [04%] MBTI: INxx Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 168	Conjunction junction, what's your function? I am stuck on bandaids, 'cos bandaids stuck on me.. And up in the nursery and absurd little bird is popping out to say "cuckoo"... THAT'S what I'm thinking. How do I make it stop? Oh, you want a real question? Will roaches someday take over the world?
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07-13-2008, 10:48 AM	#1389
kevintr Member [04%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 172	Someday is now, I am a roach, my low intelligence explanes why you are having these inane thoughts. What should I do with the world?
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07-13-2008, 12:10 PM	#1391
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	Nope. Because of genetics, they can't breed and produce more hybrid cars. Would you fire your boss?
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07-13-2008, 01:18 PM	#1392
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	No. Bosses rarely ever get sacked. Rather, they get promoted......sideways To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Back at Hampstead Heath, are the ponds now really clean enough to swim in without contracting Hepatitis?
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07-13-2008, 01:25 PM	#1393
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Yes, and they were delighted by your application as pond scum tester. Don't thank me...I was glad to help. Why are people never satisfied?
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07-13-2008, 02:17 PM	#1394
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	because we have a need to question corrupted authority. Now shut up maggot!pokes your back with the head of a rifle strictly government buisness. Get over there! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. What is the meaning of the almighty taco? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-13-2008, 02:27 PM	#1395
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	To answer the question: You Gotta Problem With That? with "What's your Beef?" What if I'm wrong?
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07-13-2008, 03:38 PM	#1396
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	You are never wrong. how did i do that?
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07-13-2008, 06:17 PM	#1397
JessicaHavenLea Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 349	You didn't. The elves who helped the shoemaker did. Does it snow in hell?
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07-13-2008, 06:20 PM	#1398
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I can categorically say It doesn't. What in the world was I thinking?
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07-13-2008, 07:06 PM	#1399
Liason Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,665	bubbles. lots and lots of bubbles. Why are vegans so weird? I mean, I'm vegetarian, but vegans are weird to me.
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07-13-2008, 07:10 PM	#1400
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	A shortage of etari leads to madness. Why can't I sleep?
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