I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 555

**reiven** · 09-11-2010, 05:50 PM

it's done by germination. they fill the can half full of air pellets, add water and shake.

why do people pick their noses?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-11-2010, 06:06 PM

Because they don't like the one they were born with.

Why is good conversation so hard to find?

**reiven** · 09-11-2010, 06:12 PM

the smoot / hauly tariff imposed a levy on all transactions concerning ceramic pots. this stood until the carter administration expanded the tax to include conversation. boring conversation was taxed at 2.65%, while good conversation was levied at 72.44%. you always get less of whatever behavior you tax.

why do they change currency so often?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-11-2010, 06:25 PM

The avoidance of boredom is the fountain of youth.

Why does engine oil have to be changed so often?

**reiven** · 09-11-2010, 06:33 PM

no one really does that. it's just a scam concocted by gas stations back in the fifties.

what makes british humor different?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-11-2010, 06:35 PM

All the u's - humor versus humour and all that rot.

Why when I've had people around all day do I feel lonely now?

**aok** · 09-12-2010, 05:51 AM

You've built up a high tolerance.

How do you deal with the unpredictability of people?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-12-2010, 06:14 AM

By attacking them with cookie cutters.

Why do we need to eat?

**jonnyb** · 09-12-2010, 11:43 AM

To reinforce our omnipotent supremecy in the cosmos. If you piss us off, we will eat you.

Why is it so easy to spend money on stuff you really don't need?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-12-2010, 01:46 PM

Because it's so important to keep the economy going.

Why do I want ANOTHER cup of coffee??

**GenessorDios** · 09-12-2010, 04:17 PM

I think because the one you currently have refuses to leave the cup.

Did Popeye eventually survive his bout with cancer?

**MassHysteria** · 09-12-2010, 04:21 PM

With the finest medical team Quahog has to offer, of course!

How did that chicken develop his gum addiction?

**GenessorDios** · 09-12-2010, 04:28 PM

All that time he was wondering whether or not to cross the road, there was a huge billboard across from him advertising gum. He was powerless to resist.

How do bears perform courtship?

**reiven** · 09-12-2010, 04:32 PM

it is very similar to the peacock ritual, except they sacrifice a small woodland creature at consummation.

what is the height of stupidity?

**GenessorDios** · 09-12-2010, 04:34 PM

5' 4", give or take 19".

Who cares who won American Idol?

**MortalWombat** · 09-12-2010, 06:30 PM

You do, secretly.

Are male ladybugs cross dressers?

Cooper · 09-12-2010, 06:35 PM

Only the ones wearing teddys

Why don't pigs fly?

**datagirl** · 09-12-2010, 06:44 PM

They are on the terrorist watchlist

Does this tutu make me look fat?

**WoodsWoman** · 09-12-2010, 07:16 PM

Of course it does, that's what they are designed to do.

What was the world like before ice cream?

**GenessorDios** · 09-12-2010, 08:20 PM

Before humans developed refrigeration technology, there was only water cream. Needless, to say, it wasn't very popular, except with hippos.

Why are there so many ways to prepare eggs?

**aok** · 09-12-2010, 11:51 PM

Because its an unformed life.

Why do people watch the news?

Cooper · 09-13-2010, 01:44 AM

To be accurately informed.

Why do dog farts stick?

**Leesh** · 09-13-2010, 04:57 AM

Because they aren't a very 'noble gas'.
Do dolphins eat sea gulls resting on the sea?

**GenessorDios** · 09-13-2010, 07:17 AM

Only the rich ones do. The middle-class dolphins can only look on in envy.

Who decides what music to use in films?

**Leesh** · 09-13-2010, 10:38 AM

The Keebler Elves.
Why does more threads in a sheet make them cooler?

09-11-2010, 05:50 PM	#13851
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	it's done by germination. they fill the can half full of air pellets, add water and shake. why do people pick their noses?
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09-11-2010, 06:06 PM	#13852
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Because they don't like the one they were born with. Why is good conversation so hard to find?
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09-11-2010, 06:12 PM	#13853
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	the smoot / hauly tariff imposed a levy on all transactions concerning ceramic pots. this stood until the carter administration expanded the tax to include conversation. boring conversation was taxed at 2.65%, while good conversation was levied at 72.44%. you always get less of whatever behavior you tax. why do they change currency so often?
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09-11-2010, 06:25 PM	#13854
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	The avoidance of boredom is the fountain of youth. Why does engine oil have to be changed so often?
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09-11-2010, 06:33 PM	#13855
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	no one really does that. it's just a scam concocted by gas stations back in the fifties. what makes british humor different?
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09-11-2010, 06:35 PM	#13856
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	All the u's - humor versus humour and all that rot. Why when I've had people around all day do I feel lonely now?
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09-12-2010, 05:51 AM	#13857
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	You've built up a high tolerance. How do you deal with the unpredictability of people?
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09-12-2010, 06:14 AM	#13858
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	By attacking them with cookie cutters. Why do we need to eat?
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09-12-2010, 11:43 AM	#13859
jonnyb Core Member [464%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,580	To reinforce our omnipotent supremecy in the cosmos. If you piss us off, we will eat you. Why is it so easy to spend money on stuff you really don't need?
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09-12-2010, 01:46 PM	#13860
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Because it's so important to keep the economy going. Why do I want ANOTHER cup of coffee??
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09-12-2010, 04:17 PM	#13861
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	I think because the one you currently have refuses to leave the cup. Did Popeye eventually survive his bout with cancer?
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09-12-2010, 04:21 PM	#13862
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	With the finest medical team Quahog has to offer, of course! How did that chicken develop his gum addiction?
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09-12-2010, 04:28 PM	#13863
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	All that time he was wondering whether or not to cross the road, there was a huge billboard across from him advertising gum. He was powerless to resist. How do bears perform courtship?
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09-12-2010, 04:32 PM	#13864
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,083	it is very similar to the peacock ritual, except they sacrifice a small woodland creature at consummation. what is the height of stupidity?
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09-12-2010, 04:34 PM	#13865
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	5' 4", give or take 19". Who cares who won American Idol?
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09-12-2010, 06:30 PM	#13866
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	You do, secretly. Are male ladybugs cross dressers?
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09-12-2010, 06:35 PM	#13867
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	Only the ones wearing teddys Why don't pigs fly?
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09-12-2010, 06:44 PM	#13868
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	They are on the terrorist watchlist Does this tutu make me look fat?
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09-12-2010, 07:16 PM	#13869
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,885	Of course it does, that's what they are designed to do. What was the world like before ice cream?
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09-12-2010, 08:20 PM	#13870
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Before humans developed refrigeration technology, there was only water cream. Needless, to say, it wasn't very popular, except with hippos. Why are there so many ways to prepare eggs?
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09-12-2010, 11:51 PM	#13871
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Because its an unformed life. Why do people watch the news?
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09-13-2010, 01:44 AM	#13872
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,665	To be accurately informed. Why do dog farts stick?
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09-13-2010, 04:57 AM	#13873
Leesh Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,436	Because they aren't a very 'noble gas'. Do dolphins eat sea gulls resting on the sea?
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09-13-2010, 07:17 AM	#13874
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,931	Only the rich ones do. The middle-class dolphins can only look on in envy. Who decides what music to use in films?
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09-13-2010, 10:38 AM	#13875
Leesh Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,436	The Keebler Elves. Why does more threads in a sheet make them cooler?
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