I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 550

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 02:48 AM

only if driving.

should i pawn my picasso?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 02:50 AM

yeah, that bum on the corner looks like he has enough lint and change for it.

should i drink that tea?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 03:21 AM

naww, orange kool aid go good with patron.

what's happend to me that i now like my metal screamed at me and i suddenly.... like a rap song or two?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 03:22 AM

You've modernized

How much is an escalade?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 03:27 AM

about a hundred dollars.

how much is a candy bar?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 03:49 AM

about 19, 000

WHERE ARE MY SHOES

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 04:00 AM

trouble typing again?
(check your hands)

what is this mysterious Shay, from which we get it's butter?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 04:02 AM

a secret, lovely cow

should i get coffee?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 04:07 AM

NO! the dentist put a mind altering chemical in the coffee.
you should probably stop looking for coffee at a dentist office, anyway.

should i shave the stubbs before i go to work?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 04:08 AM

yes, you'll scare off the customers

should i pop those balloons?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 04:09 AM

no, definitely not. germs will kill the little boys protected inside them.

is there a right way to do a wrong thing?

**aok** · 08-31-2010, 04:39 AM

Sometimes left is right.

Who controls the mass media?

**WoodsWoman** · 08-31-2010, 08:36 AM

MassHisteria

Why is the cafeteria chaos on the first day of school?

**Synchronicity** · 08-31-2010, 12:07 PM

The students are ravenously hungry after an entire summer of not eating.

What is the job of the military?

**WoodsWoman** · 08-31-2010, 12:27 PM

To wear uniforms and look really good.

If you drive on a parkway why do you park on a driveway?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 04:27 PM

it's the law of inverse dynamics. it's the same general principle for why the brits drive on the wrong side of the road.

why do bees congregate and not rolly pollys?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 04:29 PM

Bees have a monarchy system, rolly pollies are anarchists

Anyone want to do my poetry analysis?

**WoodsWoman** · 08-31-2010, 05:32 PM

Sure - put it on the couch and ask it how it feels.

Who compiled the first dictionary?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 05:35 PM

i think it was gary coleman.

why did elvis have to die?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 05:37 PM

to go play music in heaven

whatchu talkin bout?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 06:04 PM

dead child actors.

why does burning hair smell so bad?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 06:12 PM

it uses stink as protection, much like a skunk

do fish sleep?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 06:29 PM

nah. too much to see, so much to do.

have you seen my car keys?

**MortalWombat** · 08-31-2010, 06:30 PM

yeah. you're too wasted to drive, man.

where's my towel?

**reiven** · 08-31-2010, 06:36 PM

is that it under the pile of clothes?
*points*

where can a feller get a waffle this time of night?

08-31-2010, 02:48 AM	#13726
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08-31-2010, 02:50 AM	#13727
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08-31-2010, 03:21 AM	#13728
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	naww, orange kool aid go good with patron. what's happend to me that i now like my metal screamed at me and i suddenly.... like a rap song or two?
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08-31-2010, 03:22 AM	#13729
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	You've modernized How much is an escalade?
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08-31-2010, 03:27 AM	#13730
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	about a hundred dollars. how much is a candy bar?
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08-31-2010, 03:49 AM	#13731
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	about 19, 000 WHERE ARE MY SHOES
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08-31-2010, 04:00 AM	#13732
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	trouble typing again? (check your hands) what is this mysterious Shay, from which we get it's butter?
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08-31-2010, 04:02 AM	#13733
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	a secret, lovely cow should i get coffee?
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08-31-2010, 04:07 AM	#13734
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	NO! the dentist put a mind altering chemical in the coffee. you should probably stop looking for coffee at a dentist office, anyway. should i shave the stubbs before i go to work?
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08-31-2010, 04:08 AM	#13735
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	yes, you'll scare off the customers should i pop those balloons?
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08-31-2010, 04:09 AM	#13736
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	no, definitely not. germs will kill the little boys protected inside them. is there a right way to do a wrong thing?
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08-31-2010, 04:39 AM	#13737
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,173	Sometimes left is right. Who controls the mass media?
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08-31-2010, 08:36 AM	#13738
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	MassHisteria Why is the cafeteria chaos on the first day of school?
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08-31-2010, 12:07 PM	#13739
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	The students are ravenously hungry after an entire summer of not eating. What is the job of the military?
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08-31-2010, 12:27 PM	#13740
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	To wear uniforms and look really good. If you drive on a parkway why do you park on a driveway?
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08-31-2010, 04:27 PM	#13741
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	it's the law of inverse dynamics. it's the same general principle for why the brits drive on the wrong side of the road. why do bees congregate and not rolly pollys?
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08-31-2010, 04:29 PM	#13742
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Bees have a monarchy system, rolly pollies are anarchists Anyone want to do my poetry analysis?
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08-31-2010, 05:32 PM	#13743
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	Sure - put it on the couch and ask it how it feels. Who compiled the first dictionary?
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08-31-2010, 05:35 PM	#13744
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	i think it was gary coleman. why did elvis have to die?
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08-31-2010, 05:37 PM	#13745
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	to go play music in heaven whatchu talkin bout?
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08-31-2010, 06:04 PM	#13746
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	dead child actors. why does burning hair smell so bad?
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08-31-2010, 06:12 PM	#13747
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	it uses stink as protection, much like a skunk do fish sleep?
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08-31-2010, 06:29 PM	#13748
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	nah. too much to see, so much to do. have you seen my car keys?
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08-31-2010, 06:30 PM	#13749
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	yeah. you're too wasted to drive, man. where's my towel?
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08-31-2010, 06:36 PM	#13750
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	is that it under the pile of clothes? points where can a feller get a waffle this time of night?
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