I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 547

**Sazeriel** · 08-25-2010, 07:36 PM

Bark is man's best friend.

Why do women like diamonds so much?

**aok** · 08-25-2010, 07:48 PM

They can't get off the rock.

What is the main benefit of cigarette smoking?

**El Cas** · 08-25-2010, 08:17 PM

Gives you a that 1920's glamorous look.

Why are there marks on the road?

**Desmond Linus** · 08-25-2010, 08:49 PM

To let you know where Batman's been.

Why is Delaware so small?

**Sazeriel** · 08-25-2010, 09:29 PM

To make up for how large Texas is.

Why is everything big in Texas?

**jonnyb** · 08-25-2010, 09:32 PM

Stigmatism problems.

Why do feet sweat?

**LarryL** · 08-26-2010, 10:02 AM

Because they're nervous.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

**datagirl** · 08-26-2010, 10:55 AM

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What is the cure for early onset Alzheimers?

**Anubis** · 08-26-2010, 12:47 PM

Post-it notes.

How many moons exist in our solar system?

**Sazeriel** · 08-26-2010, 02:12 PM

42

Why is Pluto no longer a planet?

**Synchronicity** · 08-26-2010, 05:53 PM

It was being a jerk to the other planets, so they fired it.

Why are flowers considered a romantic gift?

**Sazeriel** · 08-26-2010, 06:21 PM

Don't you know? Pollen is sexy.

Why do cats and dogs fight?

**Synchronicity** · 08-26-2010, 06:31 PM

They've been fighting for so long neither side remembers, but it was originally because dogs don't bury their poop.

Why do cats nap so frequently?

**reiven** · 08-26-2010, 06:34 PM

because when we sleep, they are up on the internet.

what is the opposite of pineapple juice?

**Synchronicity** · 08-26-2010, 06:57 PM

Pine cone juice.

What made monocles so popular?

**datagirl** · 08-26-2010, 07:43 PM

Pirates

Why do Nazis talk funny?

**Sazeriel** · 08-26-2010, 07:54 PM

Scurvy affects your vocal chords.

Why are manatees called sea cows?

**datagirl** · 08-26-2010, 08:03 PM

So that sea horses can herd them

What happened to the pirate's other leg?

**Sazeriel** · 08-26-2010, 08:05 PM

He had to eat it when he was stuck on that desert island.

Why do pirates have pet parrots?

**aok** · 08-26-2010, 08:08 PM

In response to: What happened to the pirate's other leg?

It got lost with his other eye in the supposed "buried treasure" which is just his selfish personal search for the rest of his body, which if found would allow him to get off the boat that got sunk (titanic).

What is the point of ending every sentence with a period when it only happens monthly?

**Sazeriel** · 08-26-2010, 08:12 PM

Women need to remind men of how much a period sucks, so this is our little scheming way to do so.

Do pigeons have feelings?

**aok** · 08-26-2010, 08:40 PM

No, but pigs fly pink floyd.

How do people actually get pleasure out of making small talk?

**silvercrystal07** · 08-26-2010, 10:14 PM

They can't help it--the weather is just that interesting.

Why do people drive drunk?

**aok** · 08-27-2010, 05:16 AM

They feel less guilty about car crashes.

Where does guilt come from?

**Synchronicity** · 08-27-2010, 07:20 AM

The guilt aisle at Wal-mart.

Why do people wear contacts instead of glasses?

08-25-2010, 07:36 PM	#13651
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	Bark is man's best friend. Why do women like diamonds so much?
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08-25-2010, 07:48 PM	#13652
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	They can't get off the rock. What is the main benefit of cigarette smoking?
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08-25-2010, 08:17 PM	#13653
El Cas Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: InTj Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,610	Gives you a that 1920's glamorous look. Why are there marks on the road?
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08-25-2010, 08:49 PM	#13654
Desmond Linus Member [07%] MBTI: ENFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 312	To let you know where Batman's been. Why is Delaware so small?
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08-25-2010, 09:29 PM	#13655
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	To make up for how large Texas is. Why is everything big in Texas?
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08-25-2010, 09:32 PM	#13656
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,509	Stigmatism problems. Why do feet sweat?
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08-26-2010, 10:02 AM	#13657
LarryL Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 115	Because they're nervous. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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08-26-2010, 12:47 PM	#13659
Anubis Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 165	Post-it notes. How many moons exist in our solar system?
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08-26-2010, 02:12 PM	#13660
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	42 Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
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08-26-2010, 05:53 PM	#13661
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	It was being a jerk to the other planets, so they fired it. Why are flowers considered a romantic gift?
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08-26-2010, 06:21 PM	#13662
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	Don't you know? Pollen is sexy. Why do cats and dogs fight?
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08-26-2010, 06:31 PM	#13663
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	They've been fighting for so long neither side remembers, but it was originally because dogs don't bury their poop. Why do cats nap so frequently?
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08-26-2010, 06:34 PM	#13664
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	because when we sleep, they are up on the internet. what is the opposite of pineapple juice?
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08-26-2010, 06:57 PM	#13665
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Pine cone juice. What made monocles so popular?
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08-26-2010, 07:43 PM	#13666
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	Pirates Why do Nazis talk funny?
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08-26-2010, 07:54 PM	#13667
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	Scurvy affects your vocal chords. Why are manatees called sea cows?
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08-26-2010, 08:03 PM	#13668
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	So that sea horses can herd them What happened to the pirate's other leg?
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08-26-2010, 08:05 PM	#13669
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	He had to eat it when he was stuck on that desert island. Why do pirates have pet parrots?
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08-26-2010, 08:08 PM	#13670
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	In response to: What happened to the pirate's other leg? It got lost with his other eye in the supposed "buried treasure" which is just his selfish personal search for the rest of his body, which if found would allow him to get off the boat that got sunk (titanic). What is the point of ending every sentence with a period when it only happens monthly? Last edited by aok; 08-26-2010 at 08:38 PM.
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08-26-2010, 08:12 PM	#13671
Sazeriel Member [31%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,253	Women need to remind men of how much a period sucks, so this is our little scheming way to do so. Do pigeons have feelings?
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08-26-2010, 08:40 PM	#13672
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	No, but pigs fly pink floyd. How do people actually get pleasure out of making small talk?
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08-26-2010, 10:14 PM	#13673
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	They can't help it--the weather is just that interesting. Why do people drive drunk?
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08-27-2010, 05:16 AM	#13674
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	They feel less guilty about car crashes. Where does guilt come from?
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08-27-2010, 07:20 AM	#13675
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	The guilt aisle at Wal-mart. Why do people wear contacts instead of glasses?
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