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**reiven** · 07-07-2010, 06:03 PM

not properly chewing your batteries

which wine goes best with murder?

**EmmaKynikos** · 07-07-2010, 06:06 PM

with dark go red, light go white.

how's your day?

**reiven** · 07-07-2010, 06:09 PM

i was arrested for soliciting the officer who busted me for meth production
same shit, different day

how do they get the pimentos inside the olives?

**EmmaKynikos** · 07-07-2010, 06:10 PM

special olives are grown around a pimento.

who let the dogs out?

**reiven** · 07-07-2010, 06:20 PM

michael vic

will eli have a good season this year?

**EmmaKynikos** · 07-07-2010, 06:34 PM

yes, assuming you are talking about baseball season.

what's the point of ironing?

**GouldFan** · 07-07-2010, 08:14 PM

who doesn't enjoy observing their clothes wrinkle back?
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why so many unused apps in your iPhone?

**taciturn** · 07-07-2010, 09:53 PM

People think I'm smarter when they see "thompson reuters", and more athletic when they see "runkeeper" on the first screen.

Why does silver tarnish?

**GouldFan** · 07-08-2010, 02:20 AM

Can't deal with arrogant humans who show them off as it was their possession. Do humans own air? No, so why should they own silver? They change, so eventually they'll be free.

No food in the refrigerator. What do you do?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 02:24 AM

Eat the refrigerator, drink the antifreeze.

Are airplanes fast?

**reiven** · 07-08-2010, 02:27 AM

only when going down hill.

will Flock of Seagulls do a reunion tour?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 02:49 AM

They're waiting to grow some more hair. Only when their carpets match their drapes will they stage a comeback.

How much is too little?

**reiven** · 07-08-2010, 03:03 AM

that depends; did she say "no, it's ok...really. don`t worry about it" ?

are vegetables really a healthy diet?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 03:18 AM

All meals are subject to the placebo effect. There are no healthy or unhealthy food items, it's all in the mind.

Can a cat on the ground bring down an airplane midflight?

**reiven** · 07-08-2010, 03:23 AM

i saw it happen.

is there a limit to civility?

**GouldFan** · 07-08-2010, 03:40 AM

No, it hasn't been found. People explode on their own before they see the limit to civility.

What is the difference between being honest and not being so honest?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 03:54 AM

5.

Can plastic kill?

**reiven** · 07-08-2010, 04:09 AM

absolutely not. saran wrap across the face does wonders for one's complexion.

should i be concerned that both my health and life insurance policies have lapsed?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 04:22 AM

Nah. I'd be more worried about your bansurance policy.

Can a turtle be trained to dance?

**Synchronicity** · 07-08-2010, 04:58 AM

Yes, but first you must feet it powerful stimulants.

Why can parrots talk?

**GouldFan** · 07-08-2010, 05:00 AM

Because you can.

Why procrastinate?

**Synchronicity** · 07-08-2010, 05:02 AM

Because you never know when your responsibilities might magically disappear in the meantime.

What is the optimal size of a good party?

**GouldFan** · 07-08-2010, 05:17 AM

Primordial Soup

How would you justify going over the spending budget?

**GenessorDios** · 07-08-2010, 05:33 AM

Paste Justin Timberlake's album on your report before submitting it.

Is there more good or evil in the world?

**GouldFan** · 07-08-2010, 07:40 AM

Flip a coin.

How come there are no flying elephants?

07-07-2010, 06:03 PM	#12826
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	not properly chewing your batteries which wine goes best with murder?
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07-07-2010, 06:06 PM	#12827
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	with dark go red, light go white. how's your day?
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07-07-2010, 06:09 PM	#12828
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	i was arrested for soliciting the officer who busted me for meth production same shit, different day how do they get the pimentos inside the olives?
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07-07-2010, 06:10 PM	#12829
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	special olives are grown around a pimento. who let the dogs out?
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07-07-2010, 06:20 PM	#12830
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	michael vic will eli have a good season this year?
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07-07-2010, 06:34 PM	#12831
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	yes, assuming you are talking about baseball season. what's the point of ironing?
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07-07-2010, 08:14 PM	#12832
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	who doesn't enjoy observing their clothes wrinkle back? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. why so many unused apps in your iPhone?
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07-07-2010, 09:53 PM	#12833
taciturn Member [06%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 269	People think I'm smarter when they see "thompson reuters", and more athletic when they see "runkeeper" on the first screen. Why does silver tarnish?
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07-08-2010, 02:20 AM	#12834
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	Can't deal with arrogant humans who show them off as it was their possession. Do humans own air? No, so why should they own silver? They change, so eventually they'll be free. No food in the refrigerator. What do you do?
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07-08-2010, 02:24 AM	#12835
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Eat the refrigerator, drink the antifreeze. Are airplanes fast?
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07-08-2010, 02:27 AM	#12836
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	only when going down hill. will Flock of Seagulls do a reunion tour?
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07-08-2010, 02:49 AM	#12837
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	They're waiting to grow some more hair. Only when their carpets match their drapes will they stage a comeback. How much is too little?
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07-08-2010, 03:03 AM	#12838
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	that depends; did she say "no, it's ok...really. don`t worry about it" ? are vegetables really a healthy diet?
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07-08-2010, 03:18 AM	#12839
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	All meals are subject to the placebo effect. There are no healthy or unhealthy food items, it's all in the mind. Can a cat on the ground bring down an airplane midflight?
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07-08-2010, 03:23 AM	#12840
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	i saw it happen. is there a limit to civility?
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07-08-2010, 03:40 AM	#12841
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	No, it hasn't been found. People explode on their own before they see the limit to civility. What is the difference between being honest and not being so honest?
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07-08-2010, 03:54 AM	#12842
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	5. Can plastic kill?
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07-08-2010, 04:09 AM	#12843
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	absolutely not. saran wrap across the face does wonders for one's complexion. should i be concerned that both my health and life insurance policies have lapsed?
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07-08-2010, 04:22 AM	#12844
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Nah. I'd be more worried about your bansurance policy. Can a turtle be trained to dance?
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07-08-2010, 04:58 AM	#12845
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Yes, but first you must feet it powerful stimulants. Why can parrots talk?
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07-08-2010, 05:00 AM	#12846
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	Because you can. Why procrastinate?
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07-08-2010, 05:02 AM	#12847
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	Because you never know when your responsibilities might magically disappear in the meantime. What is the optimal size of a good party?
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07-08-2010, 05:17 AM	#12848
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	Primordial Soup How would you justify going over the spending budget?
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07-08-2010, 05:33 AM	#12849
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,924	Paste Justin Timberlake's album on your report before submitting it. Is there more good or evil in the world?
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07-08-2010, 07:40 AM	#12850
GouldFan Veteran Member [99%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,967	Flip a coin. How come there are no flying elephants?
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