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**Nikita** · 06-27-2010, 05:53 AM

because Kelvin pissed off the committee

Why does Paul Bunyan carry an axe?

**jonnyb** · 06-27-2010, 09:28 AM

He's too scared to use a chiansaw.

What happens if the ectoplasmic containment unit gets too full?

**MassHysteria** · 06-27-2010, 04:32 PM

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.... nothin' much.

How do you teach a parrot to sing your favorite song?

**LoquaciousNinja** · 06-27-2010, 09:37 PM

You print out the lyrics, cut the page up, and form the paper into pea-sized pellets. Spritz the pellets with the sauce or dressing of your parrot's choice, and feed them to the bird. In no time, your parrot will be singing your favorite song.

Pro-tip: Salt makes the bird sing slightly slower.

Why do forks have only one end with tines?

**Seriously** · 06-27-2010, 09:39 PM

So you don't put an eye out.

Who invented the spork?

**lioness** · 06-27-2010, 10:03 PM

Marilyn Monroe, because changing from spoon to fork she'd often spill.

Where was tattooing first used?

**MassHysteria** · 06-27-2010, 11:08 PM

For most people, junior high when they discover that cutting themselves and adding ink will often result in tinted scar tissue. It's supposed to be cool and stuff!

Why are high-fashion hand bags so expensive?

Cooper · 06-27-2010, 11:48 PM

Cause they're ugly.

What should I do now?

**EmmaKynikos** · 06-28-2010, 03:36 PM

heck if i should know.

why am i surrounded by morons?

Cooper · 06-28-2010, 06:12 PM

They have taken up stick ponies.

Why are some people sooooo sllloooowwww?

**EmmaKynikos** · 06-28-2010, 06:32 PM

you need to take off the slo-mo lens from your camera and everything will be right as rain.

when is the vernal equinox?

Cooper · 06-28-2010, 06:35 PM

Not for an hour after you eat.

Why do I find this so funny?

**EmmaKynikos** · 06-28-2010, 06:38 PM

you didn't.

under what circumstances do pigs fly?

**jonnyb** · 06-28-2010, 07:59 PM

When themusikman gets his avi reinstated.

Why is it called the open range?

Cooper · 06-28-2010, 11:39 PM

Because I said so.

What is the meaning of eleven?

**MassHysteria** · 06-29-2010, 12:22 AM

Watch out for snakes.

What's the origin of the surname ''Mochek?''

**jonnyb** · 06-29-2010, 12:42 AM

Bankish, I'm sure of it.

How do you put together two radii of opposite origins?

**aok** · 06-29-2010, 01:40 AM

radio

How can telekenesis manipulate the matrix?

**lioness** · 06-29-2010, 01:46 AM

Using purple gumballs

Why are there different races?

**jonnyb** · 06-29-2010, 01:49 AM

Not everyone wants to run a marathon.

Just how stupid does stupid do?
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Why does INTJf consistantly bog down any computer I access it on to the point it takes 3-4 minutes to get a post to post or go to a different thread? Do I dare press the submit button and commit myself to another greuling wait time?!

Cooper · 06-29-2010, 09:56 AM

You, too?

What is the issue?

**jmizell** · 06-29-2010, 10:39 AM

five

Does the 2012 theory of destruction hold water?

Cooper · 06-29-2010, 12:04 PM

Just oil.

Who is the leader of the pack?

**lioness** · 06-29-2010, 12:08 PM

U-Haul employees.

Why do cats purr?

**katrin** · 06-29-2010, 06:01 PM

Because they are percolating coffee in their tummies.

Why do so many possums die on the highway?

06-27-2010, 05:53 AM	#12651
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because Kelvin pissed off the committee Why does Paul Bunyan carry an axe?
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06-27-2010, 09:28 AM	#12652
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	He's too scared to use a chiansaw. What happens if the ectoplasmic containment unit gets too full?
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06-27-2010, 04:32 PM	#12653
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.... nothin' much. How do you teach a parrot to sing your favorite song?
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06-27-2010, 09:37 PM	#12654
LoquaciousNinja Member [03%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 129	You print out the lyrics, cut the page up, and form the paper into pea-sized pellets. Spritz the pellets with the sauce or dressing of your parrot's choice, and feed them to the bird. In no time, your parrot will be singing your favorite song. Pro-tip: Salt makes the bird sing slightly slower. Why do forks have only one end with tines?
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06-27-2010, 09:39 PM	#12655
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	So you don't put an eye out. Who invented the spork?
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06-27-2010, 10:03 PM	#12656
lioness Member [18%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 735	Marilyn Monroe, because changing from spoon to fork she'd often spill. Where was tattooing first used?
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06-27-2010, 11:08 PM	#12657
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	For most people, junior high when they discover that cutting themselves and adding ink will often result in tinted scar tissue. It's supposed to be cool and stuff! Why are high-fashion hand bags so expensive?
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06-27-2010, 11:48 PM	#12658
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	Cause they're ugly. What should I do now?
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06-28-2010, 03:36 PM	#12659
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	heck if i should know. why am i surrounded by morons?
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06-28-2010, 06:12 PM	#12660
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	They have taken up stick ponies. Why are some people sooooo sllloooowwww?
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06-28-2010, 06:32 PM	#12661
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	you need to take off the slo-mo lens from your camera and everything will be right as rain. when is the vernal equinox?
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06-28-2010, 06:35 PM	#12662
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	Not for an hour after you eat. Why do I find this so funny?
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06-28-2010, 06:38 PM	#12663
EmmaKynikos Core Member [136%] MBTI: eNTJ Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 5,472	you didn't. under what circumstances do pigs fly?
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06-28-2010, 07:59 PM	#12664
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	When themusikman gets his avi reinstated. Why is it called the open range?
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06-28-2010, 11:39 PM	#12665
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	Because I said so. What is the meaning of eleven?
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06-29-2010, 12:22 AM	#12666
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Watch out for snakes. What's the origin of the surname ''Mochek?''
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06-29-2010, 12:42 AM	#12667
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Bankish, I'm sure of it. How do you put together two radii of opposite origins?
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06-29-2010, 01:40 AM	#12668
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,157	radio How can telekenesis manipulate the matrix?
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06-29-2010, 01:46 AM	#12669
lioness Member [18%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 735	Using purple gumballs Why are there different races?
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06-29-2010, 01:49 AM	#12670
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,511	Not everyone wants to run a marathon. Just how stupid does stupid do? ---------------------------------- Better question Why does INTJf consistantly bog down any computer I access it on to the point it takes 3-4 minutes to get a post to post or go to a different thread? Do I dare press the submit button and commit myself to another greuling wait time?! Last edited by jonnyb; 06-29-2010 at 06:07 AM.
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06-29-2010, 09:56 AM	#12671
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	You, too? What is the issue?
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06-29-2010, 10:39 AM	#12672
jmizell Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 730	five Does the 2012 theory of destruction hold water?
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06-29-2010, 12:04 PM	#12673
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,613	Just oil. Who is the leader of the pack?
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06-29-2010, 12:08 PM	#12674
lioness Member [18%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 735	U-Haul employees. Why do cats purr?
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06-29-2010, 06:01 PM	#12675
katrin Core Member [191%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,668	Because they are percolating coffee in their tummies. Why do so many possums die on the highway?
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