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#12601 |
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Core Member [555%]
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rape babies
What qualifies you to become a king or a queen? |
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#12602 |
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Veteran Member [79%]
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eating a chessboard
How do you win a game of chess? |
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#12603 |
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Core Member [555%]
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seduce the most pawns and persuade them to act as counterintelligence officers
Why was chess invented? |
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#12604 |
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Veteran Member [79%]
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To improve the self worth of INTJs and other nerds
What can you learn as a spy? |
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#12605 |
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Core Member [555%]
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how to use a condom with robots
How are robots programmed? |
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#12606 |
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Core Member [246%]
MBTI: INFJ
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,844
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In reeducation camps, same as anybody else gets programmed.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? |
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#12607 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Assassinated Mussolini.
Why do squares have 4 corners? |
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#12608 |
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Core Member [497%]
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Because if they didn't they would be circles.
When did time start to fly? |
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#12609 |
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Core Member [474%]
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At the same time it went out the window.
Who do tele-evangelists give their money to so they can get blessings? |
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#12610 |
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Core Member [497%]
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The devil. He makes them do it.
What made Casper such a friendly ghost? |
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#12611 |
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Member [11%]
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He listened to Lady Gaga.
How far is the distance between Washington D.C & Tokyo? |
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#12612 |
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Core Member [497%]
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three Godzilla steps
Why are teeth white? |
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#12613 |
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Core Member [474%]
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To show the caked blood more readily to scare off enemies. It is an acquired survival mechanism from evolution.
If religions claim to know the mind of God, why don't they ask god for the location of a gold mine and stake a claim on that instead of asking people for money? |
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#12614 |
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Core Member [497%]
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Too much work.
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? |
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#12615 |
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Core Member [298%]
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Too much work.
Who determines how long a second is? |
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#12616 |
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Core Member [474%]
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Too much work!
What gets the job done? |
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#12617 |
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Core Member [497%]
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Mice.
Why do we kiss on the lips? |
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#12618 |
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Core Member [474%]
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It's a remnant of our prior evolutionary ancestors for the desire to eat each other. Freud explained it as repression of the cannibal inside each one of us. We repress it so that, perhaps, eventually we might get to have sex.
What makes sticky notes stick? |
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#12619 |
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Core Member [497%]
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Stick men
Where does the poo go when you flush it down the toilet? |
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#12620 |
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Core Member [474%]
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It goes to the swimming pool in hell for all the people who peed in the pool to swim in for eternity. It's kinda cool how it works, definately worth the time to research.
Where do toothpicks come from? |
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#12621 |
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Core Member [497%]
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Candy mountain
How long is eternity? |
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#12622 |
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Core Member [177%]
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The space between third-period lunch and the final bell on the last day of school.
What are ghosts made of? |
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#12623 |
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Core Member [497%]
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dead people who don't even know they are dead
Why isn't a cold sore cold? |
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#12624 |
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Core Member [474%]
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Depends on how hot of lips one has.
Why won't the healthcare organization I work for let me adjust the scan parameters to get just as good of a scan using half the radiation? |
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#12625 |
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Core Member [497%]
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They told me they would if you just said please.
If I left for Paris right now what time would I get there? |
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