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Old 06-26-2010, 09:03 AM   #12601
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Old 06-26-2010, 09:13 AM   #12602
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Old 06-26-2010, 09:14 AM   #12603
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seduce the most pawns and persuade them to act as counterintelligence officers


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Old 06-26-2010, 09:19 AM   #12604
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To improve the self worth of INTJs and other nerds

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Old 06-26-2010, 09:21 AM   #12605
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Old 06-26-2010, 05:08 PM   #12606
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In reeducation camps, same as anybody else gets programmed.

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Old 06-26-2010, 05:33 PM   #12607
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Assassinated Mussolini.

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Old 06-26-2010, 06:20 PM   #12608
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Because if they didn't they would be circles.


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Old 06-26-2010, 07:01 PM   #12609
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At the same time it went out the window.

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Old 06-26-2010, 07:05 PM   #12610
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The devil. He makes them do it.



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Old 06-26-2010, 07:14 PM   #12611
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He listened to Lady Gaga.

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Old 06-26-2010, 07:24 PM   #12612
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three Godzilla steps


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Old 06-26-2010, 08:03 PM   #12613
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To show the caked blood more readily to scare off enemies. It is an acquired survival mechanism from evolution.

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Old 06-26-2010, 08:20 PM   #12614
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Too much work.


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Old 06-26-2010, 08:38 PM   #12615
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Too much work.

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Old 06-26-2010, 09:11 PM   #12616
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Too much work!

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Old 06-26-2010, 09:17 PM   #12617
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Mice.



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Old 06-26-2010, 09:27 PM   #12618
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It's a remnant of our prior evolutionary ancestors for the desire to eat each other. Freud explained it as repression of the cannibal inside each one of us. We repress it so that, perhaps, eventually we might get to have sex.

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Old 06-26-2010, 09:29 PM   #12619
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Stick men



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Old 06-26-2010, 09:37 PM   #12620
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It goes to the swimming pool in hell for all the people who peed in the pool to swim in for eternity. It's kinda cool how it works, definately worth the time to research.

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Old 06-26-2010, 09:57 PM   #12621
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Candy mountain



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Old 06-26-2010, 10:00 PM   #12622
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Old 06-26-2010, 10:01 PM   #12623
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Old 06-26-2010, 11:04 PM   #12624
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Depends on how hot of lips one has.

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Old 06-26-2010, 11:08 PM   #12625
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They told me they would if you just said please.



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