I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 502

**aok** · 06-23-2010, 08:00 PM

Next to Mickey

Where is Andy Kaufman?

**MassHysteria** · 06-24-2010, 12:18 PM

Ah, let's see, it's about noon Pacific time, so he's probably grabbing lunch with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis at the Brown Derby before heading home to get some laundry done.

How long is a battery supposed to last in a personal digital camera?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 12:21 PM

15 years, but only assuming continuous use

How many pounds of pressure does it take to crush an empty soda can?

**MassHysteria** · 06-24-2010, 12:24 PM

About five pounds sixty pence.

How can you most reliably identify a zombie bite?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 12:30 PM

if it bites back as it sings the national anthem of Brazil, it's a zombie bite...if, however, it buys you dinner, compliments your attire, and gives you flowers, it's an actual zombie

What is the first rule of Zombieland?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 01:32 PM

Head and neck armour.

What would be your first actions, if you got bitten by a zombie, before you become a zombie?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 01:34 PM

eat myself

Why is a hunchback hunched?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 01:41 PM

His parents had sex one time too much whilst he was still in the womb.

How come Spiderman shoots webs from his wrists and not from a place homologus of where a real spider spins webs?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 01:43 PM

because he is the 2nd coming of jesus...it's like spermatic stigmata

How do hoses work?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 01:44 PM

Really well the more you rub them.

Why do they call it a breaker box.

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 01:46 PM

because it refuses to accelerate

What is fuel injection?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 01:55 PM

Something the nurse gives you in your IV if (s)he doesn't like you.

Why is dramatization of the mundane so popular?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 01:57 PM

because everyone knows the dramatizations are the brainchildren of donkeys and lambs, and they're kinda revered

Why is bottled water so marketable?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 02:01 PM

Donkeys and lambs dump their excrements into the spring where the bottled water comes from.

Why can't we have a 'kill one person free card' each year?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 02:03 PM

because the cards cost a cool million each

What are the security measures in place at maximum security prisons?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 02:08 PM

The gaurds all have rubber bands twisted up and ready to put into your hair if you try to escape.

Why do bugs bug people?

**Nikita** · 06-24-2010, 02:09 PM

because they're lonely and need humans to procreate with

Why do homes have doorbells?

**Distance** · 06-24-2010, 02:11 PM

There's a bug conspiracy called the New Odour.

Homes have doorbells since people enjoy the music of doorbells and want peddlars or JWs to distract them throughout the day.

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

Cooper · 06-24-2010, 03:26 PM

His ass.

Would is be different if night came before day?

**Synchronicity** · 06-24-2010, 03:57 PM

People would be annoyed when the sunset wakes them up.

What makes computers so great?

Cooper · 06-24-2010, 05:37 PM

great for anchors

Why does the internet go down?

**buttbuttmcgutt** · 06-24-2010, 06:14 PM

it needs an easy 10 bucks every now and then.

why can't i eat as many tacos as when i was a kid?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 07:00 PM

It takes seven years to digest a taco. All the ones you ate when you were a kid are still working their way through.

Why do people put their trust of life and sanity in others?

Cooper · 06-24-2010, 08:32 PM

For the refundable deposit

Where the hell is Timbucktu?

**jonnyb** · 06-24-2010, 09:03 PM

Just before Timbuckthree.

Why do people debate unprovable subjects?

06-23-2010, 08:00 PM	#12526
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,189	Next to Mickey Where is Andy Kaufman?
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06-24-2010, 12:18 PM	#12527
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	Ah, let's see, it's about noon Pacific time, so he's probably grabbing lunch with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis at the Brown Derby before heading home to get some laundry done. How long is a battery supposed to last in a personal digital camera?
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06-24-2010, 12:21 PM	#12528
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	15 years, but only assuming continuous use How many pounds of pressure does it take to crush an empty soda can?
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06-24-2010, 12:24 PM	#12529
MassHysteria Core Member [177%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,094	About five pounds sixty pence. How can you most reliably identify a zombie bite?
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06-24-2010, 12:30 PM	#12530
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	if it bites back as it sings the national anthem of Brazil, it's a zombie bite...if, however, it buys you dinner, compliments your attire, and gives you flowers, it's an actual zombie What is the first rule of Zombieland?
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06-24-2010, 01:32 PM	#12531
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Head and neck armour. What would be your first actions, if you got bitten by a zombie, before you become a zombie?
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06-24-2010, 01:34 PM	#12532
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	eat myself Why is a hunchback hunched?
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06-24-2010, 01:41 PM	#12533
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	His parents had sex one time too much whilst he was still in the womb. How come Spiderman shoots webs from his wrists and not from a place homologus of where a real spider spins webs?
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06-24-2010, 01:43 PM	#12534
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because he is the 2nd coming of jesus...it's like spermatic stigmata How do hoses work?
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06-24-2010, 01:44 PM	#12535
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Really well the more you rub them. Why do they call it a breaker box.
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06-24-2010, 01:46 PM	#12536
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because it refuses to accelerate What is fuel injection?
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06-24-2010, 01:55 PM	#12537
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Something the nurse gives you in your IV if (s)he doesn't like you. Why is dramatization of the mundane so popular?
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06-24-2010, 01:57 PM	#12538
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because everyone knows the dramatizations are the brainchildren of donkeys and lambs, and they're kinda revered Why is bottled water so marketable?
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06-24-2010, 02:01 PM	#12539
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Donkeys and lambs dump their excrements into the spring where the bottled water comes from. Why can't we have a 'kill one person free card' each year?
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06-24-2010, 02:03 PM	#12540
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because the cards cost a cool million each What are the security measures in place at maximum security prisons?
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06-24-2010, 02:08 PM	#12541
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	The gaurds all have rubber bands twisted up and ready to put into your hair if you try to escape. Why do bugs bug people?
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06-24-2010, 02:09 PM	#12542
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because they're lonely and need humans to procreate with Why do homes have doorbells?
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06-24-2010, 02:11 PM	#12543
Distance Core Member [411%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,464	There's a bug conspiracy called the New Odour. Homes have doorbells since people enjoy the music of doorbells and want peddlars or JWs to distract them throughout the day. What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
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06-24-2010, 03:26 PM	#12544
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,652	His ass. Would is be different if night came before day?
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06-24-2010, 03:57 PM	#12545
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	People would be annoyed when the sunset wakes them up. What makes computers so great?
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06-24-2010, 05:37 PM	#12546
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,652	great for anchors Why does the internet go down?
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06-24-2010, 06:14 PM	#12547
buttbuttmcgutt Member [03%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 150	it needs an easy 10 bucks every now and then. why can't i eat as many tacos as when i was a kid?
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06-24-2010, 07:00 PM	#12548
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	It takes seven years to digest a taco. All the ones you ate when you were a kid are still working their way through. Why do people put their trust of life and sanity in others?
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06-24-2010, 08:32 PM	#12549
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,652	For the refundable deposit Where the hell is Timbucktu?
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06-24-2010, 09:03 PM	#12550
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,536	Just before Timbuckthree. Why do people debate unprovable subjects?
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