I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 465

**WoodsWoman** · 04-30-2010, 07:09 PM

Shop at Buckingham Palace.

Where can I find the best prices on good scotch?

**Hjordis** · 04-30-2010, 09:43 PM

I hear JC Penny's is having a sale on scotch.

Why is it still snowing?

**Minerva** · 04-30-2010, 09:53 PM

Because you're one of Santa's helpers and you live at the North Pole. DUH!!!

Why is the Earth not the center of the Universe?

**Malefic** · 05-01-2010, 02:53 AM

Because the Sun is.

How do rabbits multiply so rapidly?

**Nikita** · 05-01-2010, 03:24 AM

double vision

Why are rabbits' ears so long?

**reiven** · 05-01-2010, 03:43 AM

the better to hear you with, my dear

why didn't little red riding hood carry a gun?

**WoodsWoman** · 05-01-2010, 05:37 AM

The silly twit thought she could talk her way out of anything.

Why would bears like porridge?

**ptrout** · 05-01-2010, 06:37 AM

Cause its not too hot, or too cold...its just right

Why do rhinos stamp out fires ?

**reiven** · 05-01-2010, 06:47 AM

because only rhinos are allowed an open flame in the wild, and they are Smokey the Bear Nazis about it.

what made Vivaldi so good?

**Stratego** · 05-01-2010, 11:34 AM

A dash of ceyeene pepper, garlic, and a little white wine. Yum.

Why do wine tasters spit?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 11:51 AM

Into the food meant for the food tasters.

Why can't we all just get along?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 12:07 PM

	Originally Posted by Minerva To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Into the food meant for the food tasters. Why can't we all just get along?

Brilliant sunshine.

Does Minerva dig me or what?

**GenessorDios** · 05-01-2010, 12:09 PM

~~Because some people perpetually confuse 'where' with 'why'.~~

Yes, a six footer right on your lawn.

Why do I feel hungry?

**WoodsWoman** · 05-01-2010, 12:18 PM

Because of metal fatigue.

What is the point where order and chaos meet?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 12:46 PM

	Originally Posted by WoodsWoman To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because of metal fatigue. What is the point where order and chaos meet?

Wendy's! Whoops, ah, I meant to say in the constellation Canis Major.

Why am I drooling?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 01:14 PM

Obviously because you saw Minerva.

Where is Eye on Earth's other eye?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 01:41 PM

	Originally Posted by Minerva To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Obviously because you saw Minerva. Where is Eye on Earth's other eye?

Between the triangle of the points formed by your feet and your nose and the vastness of space! Hi Minerva!!!

Why can't I get this blue glow to go away?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 01:43 PM

Because you think that Minerva likes blue eyes. *Hello EOE*

What is the last good book you read?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 01:49 PM

	Originally Posted by Minerva To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Because you think that Minerva likes blue eyes. Hello EOE What is the last good book you read?

The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Feng Shui.

Do whales drink water?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 01:51 PM

Yes, through their gills.

How can I be a gold digger and not be found out?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 01:55 PM

	Originally Posted by Minerva To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Yes, through their gills. How can I be a gold digger and not be found out?

Hide your treasures in the pockets of eternity.

If I am going light speed and want to stop, does my light go out?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 02:00 PM

No since your light speed is actually the speed of sound. *oh snap*

What are the colours of the rainbow?

**GenessorDios** · 05-01-2010, 02:03 PM

Depends on how much the leprechaun's been drinking.

What time do birds get up?

**Minerva** · 05-01-2010, 02:07 PM

Define bird please.

What time do owls get up?

**Eye on Earth** · 05-01-2010, 02:12 PM

	Originally Posted by Minerva To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Define bird please. What time do owls get up?

When the leprechaun spills his little pot of gold on them.

Do owls pee standing up?

04-30-2010, 07:09 PM	#11601
WoodsWoman Core Member [896%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,869	Shop at Buckingham Palace. Where can I find the best prices on good scotch?
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04-30-2010, 09:43 PM	#11602
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,080	I hear JC Penny's is having a sale on scotch. Why is it still snowing?
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04-30-2010, 09:53 PM	#11603
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Because you're one of Santa's helpers and you live at the North Pole. DUH!!! Why is the Earth not the center of the Universe?
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05-01-2010, 02:53 AM	#11604
Malefic New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 21	Because the Sun is. How do rabbits multiply so rapidly?
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05-01-2010, 03:24 AM	#11605
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	double vision Why are rabbits' ears so long?
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05-01-2010, 03:43 AM	#11606
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	the better to hear you with, my dear why didn't little red riding hood carry a gun?
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05-01-2010, 05:37 AM	#11607
WoodsWoman Core Member [896%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,869	The silly twit thought she could talk her way out of anything. Why would bears like porridge?
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05-01-2010, 06:37 AM	#11608
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	Cause its not too hot, or too cold...its just right Why do rhinos stamp out fires ?
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05-01-2010, 06:47 AM	#11609
reiven Core Member [577%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,082	because only rhinos are allowed an open flame in the wild, and they are Smokey the Bear Nazis about it. what made Vivaldi so good?
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05-01-2010, 11:34 AM	#11610
Stratego Veteran Member [57%] MBTI: InTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,283	A dash of ceyeene pepper, garlic, and a little white wine. Yum. Why do wine tasters spit?
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05-01-2010, 11:51 AM	#11611
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Into the food meant for the food tasters. Why can't we all just get along?
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05-01-2010, 12:09 PM	#11613
GenessorDios Core Member [298%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,925	~~Because some people perpetually confuse 'where' with 'why'.~~ Yes, a six footer right on your lawn. Why do I feel hungry?
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05-01-2010, 12:18 PM	#11614
WoodsWoman Core Member [896%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,869	Because of metal fatigue. What is the point where order and chaos meet?
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05-01-2010, 01:14 PM	#11616
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Obviously because you saw Minerva. Where is Eye on Earth's other eye?
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05-01-2010, 01:43 PM	#11618
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Because you think that Minerva likes blue eyes. Hello EOE What is the last good book you read?
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05-01-2010, 01:51 PM	#11620
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Yes, through their gills. How can I be a gold digger and not be found out?
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05-01-2010, 02:00 PM	#11622
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	No since your light speed is actually the speed of sound. oh snap What are the colours of the rainbow?
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05-01-2010, 02:03 PM	#11623
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05-01-2010, 02:07 PM	#11624
Minerva Core Member [233%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,328	Define bird please. What time do owls get up?
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