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**Lupin** · 06-30-2008, 09:32 PM

Maceration......hmm.....on a personal or industrial scale? I think voluntary maceration should be legal everywhere. I mean, it's something you can get involved in without interacting with others, even get paid for the results of industrial processes, so why not? Does no serious harm unless one takes it too far.......mwah ha ha. Now there's a thought!

Why choose Boston for a tea party?

**Eth** · 06-30-2008, 11:19 PM

Because Vegas was booked that day. (Elvis was out of town anyways, so no big loss.)

Where are all the good men dead?

**Dream Weaver** · 07-01-2008, 12:02 AM

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Where are all the good men dead?

Trick question. They're NOT! They just went with Elvis.

Why does Maxwell Smart like to talk into his shoe?

**bladeserver** · 07-01-2008, 04:46 AM

Because he gets bad reception from his glove and, with his shoe, the agency foots the bill.

Is breakfast appropriate if you ate pizza at 2.00 am?

**rwyatt365** · 07-01-2008, 05:12 AM

Breakfast is especially appropriate after eating pizza at 2AM. Without eating breakfast, all of those pizza nutrients cannot be properly absorbed and do what they are meant to do...extend your lifetime.

Why can't we live forever?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-01-2008, 05:14 AM

You can if you have enough money. No one told you?

Why do some people think babies are cute?

**athenian200** · 07-01-2008, 05:34 AM

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	Why do some people think babies are cute?

Subliminal advertising by corporations who want to keep the population increasing so they have a larger source of labor and customers in the future.

Why do people get rabies shots?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-01-2008, 05:43 AM

Rabies shots cause random super powers to manifest in the body. No one knows exactly what they will receive. After honing their skill, they are then recruited to the FBI/CIA, and build a bear stores.

Are Men from Mars and Women from Venus?

**Lupin** · 07-01-2008, 05:56 AM

*wish I'd had the rabies question.....have a disturbing story about that issue
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No. All men are from the planet Strokemyego and (some) women are from the planet Sychophant, others claim to be from the planet Independence (at least until they're rumbled).

When is a door not a door?

**bladeserver** · 07-01-2008, 06:07 AM

When its a jar, ha, ha, ha.

Why do people get rabies shots? (especially for Lupin..i love troubling stories)

**Lupin** · 07-01-2008, 06:31 AM

When they go to their brother's wedding(s) in Thailand having had all the appropriate jabs necessary to avoid unnecessary illness. However, having only a smattering of Thai language, ventures out into the market on last day of trip prior to massive wedding reception to purchase "lunch" (word to describe something edible)...anyway, arrives back with said purchase at about 12.30 realising its inedibility and decides to feed the dogs (having been told they are pets....). Leans down with said matter, dog jumps up, bites hand and it's all over. Blood everywhere. No language. Nobody around. Finds duty free vodka, pours on hand. Spends rest of day preparing for big event in full silk garb without aid and with defective right hand wrapped in bandage. Can't get ANYONE to take any notice. Resorts to taking video film as last testament in mirror of ladies loo in between calls to UK for dog bite advice (sister not amused, mother has menigitis so not too much support there either). Decides to get drunk. As family rep is invited on stage to give speech....delivered perfectly, if slightly slurred using as much Thai as could be mustered (as this was not on the plan....hate spontaneity so was seeing purple). Has 72 hours to get treatment should said dog be rabid. Nice. Brother doesn't help as he's busy being king of the event. Nobody else speaks English. Rescue finally arrives at 01.20 the next morning with rush to 24h clinic for rabies, tetanus and antibiotic shots. Yum. Back to London next day, straight to emergency, hyperdermic in hand (x2) and 5 weeks of rabies vaccine shots.

Morale of this story.......get your rabies shot because you never, never know if a dog bite is going to hurt or going to kill you in the southern hemisphere. You only need to have it once in a lifetime. Without it you could be rendered terminal after 72 hours with an excruciatingly painful death within 6-8 weeks. There is no cure. Your call
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p.s. no animal was hurt during the making of this Thai drama. The dog survived hence so did I (fortunately).

Who ate all the pies?

**bladeserver** · 07-01-2008, 08:05 AM

The superhero " Pie man" aka Homer Simpson. Don't judge him too harshly. He needs the pies for his piemobile AND he does wondrous deeds. I'll buy you some more pies.

Where is the missing minnow?

**rwyatt365** · 07-01-2008, 09:38 AM

Because, like me, they hate the cold so they only come out in the summer.

Why am I wearing a sweater in the summer?

**IgnoranceIsKind** · 07-01-2008, 09:45 AM

In celebration of National day and also because it usually hides from you during winter. You rekindle your relationship together under a still day beneath a scorching sun, which is my opinion, has absolutely nothing illogical about it.

Why does a woman's beauty (or the lack thereof) always keep me from falling from them, despite a most pleasing and compatible personality?

**Wapiti** · 07-01-2008, 01:50 PM

Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You however, are a raspberry which grows on a bush. It will never work unless someone brings your worlds together, smashes you both to oblivion and sells you in the frozen concentrate section at the local store.

Why won't my square peg fit in the round hole?

**bladeserver** · 07-01-2008, 03:10 PM

A square peg has 4 sides and a circle has 7 sides. Got it now?

Why did the mouse run up the clock?

**Beery Swine** · 07-01-2008, 08:21 PM

Cuz that's where he hides his stash from his mom. Mice like the spliff, too, y'know. When the clock struck 1:00 he realized his mom was due back from her holistic therapist any minute and got the hell back down.

Who shot JR?

**emanon** · 07-01-2008, 08:59 PM

John Lee Harvey Wilkes Oswald Booth

Am I a hypochondriac?

**Eth** · 07-01-2008, 09:12 PM

No, you're just feeling Bill Clinton's ailments. No worries.

Why can't we be born with blue hair?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-01-2008, 09:18 PM

What is this blue you speak of? You must have made that up when you were in a coma for 3 years.

Why are the people on this forum so funny?

**Eth** · 07-01-2008, 09:30 PM

We're not...it's all an illusion Mr. Anderson....

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

**JessicaHavenLea** · 07-01-2008, 11:02 PM

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	We're not...it's all an illusion Mr. Anderson.... Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Because Parkway and Driveway are identical twins and like to keep people confused.

Where does the sun go at night?

**Seppuku Savant** · 07-02-2008, 12:17 AM

Sun goes to Candy-land for evening entertainment. lt's secretly sadistic and enjoys melting the candy people.

Why is personal hygiene necessary?

**bladeserver** · 07-02-2008, 04:31 AM

I'm not sure it is. I would ask people but nobody comes within 100 meters of me.

Is happiness cntagious?

**rwyatt365** · 07-02-2008, 07:28 AM

Happiness is extremely contagious, the last outbreak was in 1897, in Topeka Kansas. 433 people had to be hospitalized and 14 died from excessive happiness. Since the vaccine though, there have not been any serious outbreaks in the US, but there have been several minor cases reported in Eastern Europe.

Why can't I think of a good question?

06-30-2008, 09:32 PM	#1126
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Maceration......hmm.....on a personal or industrial scale? I think voluntary maceration should be legal everywhere. I mean, it's something you can get involved in without interacting with others, even get paid for the results of industrial processes, so why not? Does no serious harm unless one takes it too far.......mwah ha ha. Now there's a thought! Why choose Boston for a tea party?
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06-30-2008, 11:19 PM	#1127
Eth Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 303	Because Vegas was booked that day. (Elvis was out of town anyways, so no big loss.) Where are all the good men dead?
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07-01-2008, 12:02 AM	#1128
Dream Weaver New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 78	Code: Where are all the good men dead? Trick question. They're NOT! They just went with Elvis. Why does Maxwell Smart like to talk into his shoe?
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07-01-2008, 04:46 AM	#1129
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Because he gets bad reception from his glove and, with his shoe, the agency foots the bill. Is breakfast appropriate if you ate pizza at 2.00 am?
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07-01-2008, 05:12 AM	#1130
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Breakfast is especially appropriate after eating pizza at 2AM. Without eating breakfast, all of those pizza nutrients cannot be properly absorbed and do what they are meant to do...extend your lifetime. Why can't we live forever?
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07-01-2008, 05:14 AM	#1131
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	You can if you have enough money. No one told you? Why do some people think babies are cute?
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07-01-2008, 05:43 AM	#1133
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	Rabies shots cause random super powers to manifest in the body. No one knows exactly what they will receive. After honing their skill, they are then recruited to the FBI/CIA, and build a bear stores. Are Men from Mars and Women from Venus?
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07-01-2008, 05:56 AM	#1134
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	wish I'd had the rabies question.....have a disturbing story about that issue To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* * No. All men are from the planet Strokemyego and (some) women are from the planet Sychophant, others claim to be from the planet Independence (at least until they're rumbled). When is a door not a door?
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07-01-2008, 06:07 AM	#1135
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	When its a jar, ha, ha, ha. Why do people get rabies shots? (especially for Lupin..i love troubling stories)
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07-01-2008, 06:31 AM	#1136
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	When they go to their brother's wedding(s) in Thailand having had all the appropriate jabs necessary to avoid unnecessary illness. However, having only a smattering of Thai language, ventures out into the market on last day of trip prior to massive wedding reception to purchase "lunch" (word to describe something edible)...anyway, arrives back with said purchase at about 12.30 realising its inedibility and decides to feed the dogs (having been told they are pets....). Leans down with said matter, dog jumps up, bites hand and it's all over. Blood everywhere. No language. Nobody around. Finds duty free vodka, pours on hand. Spends rest of day preparing for big event in full silk garb without aid and with defective right hand wrapped in bandage. Can't get ANYONE to take any notice. Resorts to taking video film as last testament in mirror of ladies loo in between calls to UK for dog bite advice (sister not amused, mother has menigitis so not too much support there either). Decides to get drunk. As family rep is invited on stage to give speech....delivered perfectly, if slightly slurred using as much Thai as could be mustered (as this was not on the plan....hate spontaneity so was seeing purple). Has 72 hours to get treatment should said dog be rabid. Nice. Brother doesn't help as he's busy being king of the event. Nobody else speaks English. Rescue finally arrives at 01.20 the next morning with rush to 24h clinic for rabies, tetanus and antibiotic shots. Yum. Back to London next day, straight to emergency, hyperdermic in hand (x2) and 5 weeks of rabies vaccine shots. Morale of this story.......get your rabies shot because you never, never know if a dog bite is going to hurt or going to kill you in the southern hemisphere. You only need to have it once in a lifetime. Without it you could be rendered terminal after 72 hours with an excruciatingly painful death within 6-8 weeks. There is no cure. Your call To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. p.s. no animal was hurt during the making of this Thai drama. The dog survived hence so did I (fortunately). Who ate all the pies?
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07-01-2008, 08:05 AM	#1137
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	The superhero " Pie man" aka Homer Simpson. Don't judge him too harshly. He needs the pies for his piemobile AND he does wondrous deeds. I'll buy you some more pies. Where is the missing minnow?
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07-01-2008, 09:38 AM	#1138
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Because, like me, they hate the cold so they only come out in the summer. Why am I wearing a sweater in the summer?
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07-01-2008, 09:45 AM	#1139
IgnoranceIsKind Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 445	In celebration of National day and also because it usually hides from you during winter. You rekindle your relationship together under a still day beneath a scorching sun, which is my opinion, has absolutely nothing illogical about it. Why does a woman's beauty (or the lack thereof) always keep me from falling from them, despite a most pleasing and compatible personality?
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07-01-2008, 01:50 PM	#1140
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You however, are a raspberry which grows on a bush. It will never work unless someone brings your worlds together, smashes you both to oblivion and sells you in the frozen concentrate section at the local store. Why won't my square peg fit in the round hole?
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07-01-2008, 03:10 PM	#1141
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	A square peg has 4 sides and a circle has 7 sides. Got it now? Why did the mouse run up the clock?
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07-01-2008, 08:21 PM	#1142
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Cuz that's where he hides his stash from his mom. Mice like the spliff, too, y'know. When the clock struck 1:00 he realized his mom was due back from her holistic therapist any minute and got the hell back down. Who shot JR?
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07-01-2008, 08:59 PM	#1143
emanon Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 301	John Lee Harvey Wilkes Oswald Booth Am I a hypochondriac?
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07-01-2008, 09:12 PM	#1144
Eth Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 303	No, you're just feeling Bill Clinton's ailments. No worries. Why can't we be born with blue hair?
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07-01-2008, 09:18 PM	#1145
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	What is this blue you speak of? You must have made that up when you were in a coma for 3 years. Why are the people on this forum so funny?
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07-01-2008, 09:30 PM	#1146
Eth Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 303	We're not...it's all an illusion Mr. Anderson.... Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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07-02-2008, 12:17 AM	#1148
Seppuku Savant Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,123	Sun goes to Candy-land for evening entertainment. lt's secretly sadistic and enjoys melting the candy people. Why is personal hygiene necessary?
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07-02-2008, 04:31 AM	#1149
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I'm not sure it is. I would ask people but nobody comes within 100 meters of me. Is happiness cntagious?
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07-02-2008, 07:28 AM	#1150
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,468	Happiness is extremely contagious, the last outbreak was in 1897, in Topeka Kansas. 433 people had to be hospitalized and 14 died from excessive happiness. Since the vaccine though, there have not been any serious outbreaks in the US, but there have been several minor cases reported in Eastern Europe. Why can't I think of a good question?
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