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**Synamon** · 06-25-2008, 02:21 PM

Because they crossed the road and now think they are chickens.

Why couldn't they put Humpty Dumpty back together again? (since we are on an egg theme)

**Eye_In_TiPi** · 06-25-2008, 02:31 PM

Because laying loofahs would be too scratchy and they take too long to hatch.

Which came first, the platypus or the egg?

edit: Dammit! I always take too long to make a post. Now I look like an idiot.

Umm... they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again because all the king's men were too drunk and sloppy to do anything right.

Now, which came 1st?

**bladeserver** · 06-25-2008, 03:09 PM

The last came first.

Who wants to dance?

**Beery Swine** · 06-25-2008, 03:26 PM

Stephen Hawking.

Dude, where's my car?

**Lupin** · 06-25-2008, 03:56 PM

Where you left it......perched on top of Beachy Head. You were tempted but gave into the Samaritans "there's another way" loud-haler appeal before you got around to revving up to go over the edge. Your car is now protected by English Heritage as an art installation entitled "Desperation" and you'll have to speak to Prince Charles about getting it back.

Why bother?

**bladeserver** · 06-25-2008, 04:06 PM

Because in the end "it" is worth it.

Whats new pussycat?

**Lupin** · 06-25-2008, 04:18 PM

Wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, woh.....everyone sing along with our Welsh hero, Tom Jones. Goodness, he was a fine figure of a man before he got lardy
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What's through the round window?

**Cygnus** · 06-25-2008, 04:38 PM

	Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, woh.....everyone sing along with our Welsh hero, Tom Jones. Goodness, he was a fine figure of a man before he got lardy To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . What's through the round window?

A baseball that was destined for center field yet through some space-time distortion, and with the help of a Flux capacitor and a sling shot around the sun...ended up through the round window.

Did someone switch my regular coffee with Foldger's instant crystals?

**Lupin** · 06-25-2008, 04:52 PM

No. You're drinking mine!

Can I offer you a biscuit?

**Elfrun** · 06-25-2008, 05:37 PM

You can offer it but I won't accept.

Does that offend you?

**ssrprotege** · 06-25-2008, 05:39 PM

No, because my heart is comprised of emotion-impermeable cell membranes.

Do you consider yourself quirky?

**Elfrun** · 06-25-2008, 06:16 PM

Never, only ever loopy!

Why am I here?

**bladeserver** · 06-25-2008, 08:01 PM

	Originally Posted by Trinity To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Never, only ever loopy! Why am I here?

because there is already taken.

Why bother?

**Lupin** · 06-25-2008, 09:58 PM

Because in the end 'it' is definetly worth it. Let yourself go. Live a little. You know you want to underneath it all and what's the harm? After all, you're all grown up and and can take responsibility for yourself. 'It' won't kill you....you might even kinda like 'it'
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Why procrastinate?

**Arcani** · 06-25-2008, 10:28 PM

"Because in the end 'it' is definitely worth it. Let yourself go. Live a little. You know you want to underneath it all and what's the harm? After all, you're all grown up and and can take responsibility for yourself. 'It' won't kill you....you might even kinda like 'it'
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Can this thread tell fortunes?

**ssrprotege** · 06-25-2008, 10:36 PM

Of course, but mostly corrupted ones.

Is there any prophet in INTJf?

**Elfrun** · 06-26-2008, 12:18 AM

Yes, tremble before me
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Why do people keep asking me questions?

**bladeserver** · 06-26-2008, 04:17 AM

Duh. Because you are the prophet. Duh.

What should I do with "it"?

**ChrisM** · 06-26-2008, 04:29 AM

You might try cutting your sandwich with it. Just a thought.

Is 'it' really real? I mean... really?

**athenian200** · 06-26-2008, 04:37 AM

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	Is 'it' really real? I mean... really?

Nope. All in your head.

Why can people breathe in space if it's a vacuum? Also, why don't they freeze to death?

**bladeserver** · 06-26-2008, 04:45 AM

These are elemenatary questions covered fully in "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy".

Should one eat cereal in a serial fashion?

**athenian200** · 06-26-2008, 04:47 AM

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	Should one eat cereal in a serial fashion?

Always. It's just wrong to do it any other way.

Is it a good idea to bathe in diet cola?

**Lupin** · 06-26-2008, 04:49 AM

Yes, but at daily intervals.......any more frequently and one might get rather large!

*mmm, thinks Sugar Puffs with creamy milk.....obviously regressing to thoughts of high-calorie UK childhood*

Is your journey really necessary?

Lupin added to this post, 1 minutes and 21 seconds later...

Oops......by all means bathe in diet coke but it does have a tendency to rot your nethers. *your call*.

Is your journey really necessary?

**bladeserver** · 06-26-2008, 04:52 AM

Originally Posted by Lupin
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Yes, but at daily intervals.......any more frequently and one might get rather large!

*mmm, thinks Sugar Puffs with creamy milk.....obviously regressing to thoughts of high-calorie UK childhood*

Is your journey really necessary?

Lupin added to this post, 1 minutes and 21 seconds later...

Oops......by all means bathe in diet coke but it does have a tendency to rot your nethers. *your call*.

Is your journey really necessary?

Confucius say a journey is merely a trip. Deep.

I want to be at the seaside with my bucket and spade.

**Lupin** · 06-26-2008, 05:01 AM

You are now at THE seaside with bucket and spade. Unfortunately, it's the only beach for thousands of miles and you are jostling for a square foot of sand to play on with the world, his wife, their 3 kids, dog, picnic basket, umbrella, cool box, windbreak, towels, deckchairs and all manner of paraphenalia to the power of X. *No sandcastles for you today sonny*.

I really need to move on....can't concentrate with this noise.

06-25-2008, 02:21 PM	#1001
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because they crossed the road and now think they are chickens. Why couldn't they put Humpty Dumpty back together again? (since we are on an egg theme)
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06-25-2008, 02:31 PM	#1002
Eye_In_TiPi New Member [01%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 15	Because laying loofahs would be too scratchy and they take too long to hatch. Which came first, the platypus or the egg? edit: Dammit! I always take too long to make a post. Now I look like an idiot. Umm... they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again because all the king's men were too drunk and sloppy to do anything right. Now, which came 1st?
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06-25-2008, 03:09 PM	#1003
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	The last came first. Who wants to dance?
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06-25-2008, 03:26 PM	#1004
Beery Swine Member [20%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 822	Stephen Hawking. Dude, where's my car?
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06-25-2008, 03:56 PM	#1005
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Where you left it......perched on top of Beachy Head. You were tempted but gave into the Samaritans "there's another way" loud-haler appeal before you got around to revving up to go over the edge. Your car is now protected by English Heritage as an art installation entitled "Desperation" and you'll have to speak to Prince Charles about getting it back. Why bother?
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06-25-2008, 04:06 PM	#1006
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Because in the end "it" is worth it. Whats new pussycat?
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06-25-2008, 04:18 PM	#1007
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, woh.....everyone sing along with our Welsh hero, Tom Jones. Goodness, he was a fine figure of a man before he got lardy To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . What's through the round window?
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06-25-2008, 04:52 PM	#1009
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	No. You're drinking mine! Can I offer you a biscuit?
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06-25-2008, 05:37 PM	#1010
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	You can offer it but I won't accept. Does that offend you?
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06-25-2008, 05:39 PM	#1011
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	No, because my heart is comprised of emotion-impermeable cell membranes. Do you consider yourself quirky?
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06-25-2008, 06:16 PM	#1012
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Never, only ever loopy! Why am I here?
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06-25-2008, 09:58 PM	#1014
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Because in the end 'it' is definetly worth it. Let yourself go. Live a little. You know you want to underneath it all and what's the harm? After all, you're all grown up and and can take responsibility for yourself. 'It' won't kill you....you might even kinda like 'it' To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Why procrastinate?
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06-25-2008, 10:28 PM	#1015
Arcani Member [23%] MBTI: INTX Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 930	"Because in the end 'it' is definitely worth it. Let yourself go. Live a little. You know you want to underneath it all and what's the harm? After all, you're all grown up and and can take responsibility for yourself. 'It' won't kill you....you might even kinda like 'it' To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ." Can this thread tell fortunes?
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06-25-2008, 10:36 PM	#1016
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Of course, but mostly corrupted ones. Is there any prophet in INTJf?
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06-26-2008, 12:18 AM	#1017
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Yes, tremble before me To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why do people keep asking me questions?
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06-26-2008, 04:17 AM	#1018
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	Duh. Because you are the prophet. Duh. What should I do with "it"?
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06-26-2008, 04:29 AM	#1019
ChrisM Member [04%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 174	You might try cutting your sandwich with it. Just a thought. Is 'it' really real? I mean... really?
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06-26-2008, 04:45 AM	#1021
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	These are elemenatary questions covered fully in "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy". Should one eat cereal in a serial fashion?
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06-26-2008, 04:49 AM	#1023
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Yes, but at daily intervals.......any more frequently and one might get rather large! mmm, thinks Sugar Puffs with creamy milk.....obviously regressing to thoughts of high-calorie UK childhood Is your journey really necessary? Lupin added to this post, 1 minutes and 21 seconds later... Oops......by all means bathe in diet coke but it does have a tendency to rot your nethers. your call. Is your journey really necessary?
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06-26-2008, 05:01 AM	#1025
Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	You are now at THE seaside with bucket and spade. Unfortunately, it's the only beach for thousands of miles and you are jostling for a square foot of sand to play on with the world, his wife, their 3 kids, dog, picnic basket, umbrella, cool box, windbreak, towels, deckchairs and all manner of paraphenalia to the power of X. No sandcastles for you today sonny. I really need to move on....can't concentrate with this noise.
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