I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 395

**reiven** · 02-14-2010, 07:27 PM

i can only hope they don't remember me.

what if hindus are right?

**jonnyb** · 02-14-2010, 07:33 PM

Mcdonalds will have a explosion of chicken burger sales.

What if science is right?

**reiven** · 02-14-2010, 07:44 PM

tom cruise is deified

what if the pagans are right?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-14-2010, 07:55 PM

Santa Clause will be king.

What if the moon really is made of green cheese?

**reiven** · 02-14-2010, 08:01 PM

i aint eating it.

what if the hedonists are right?

Cooper · 02-14-2010, 08:06 PM

the shedoists will shit

What makes a car roll?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-14-2010, 08:07 PM

Cussedness.

Why to break pad wear out?

Cooper · 02-14-2010, 08:09 PM

Because cars have 'park'

Why is there no snow at the winter olympics?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-14-2010, 08:10 PM

They had to dry it out and burn it.

Why is a dollar a hundred pennies?

Cooper · 02-14-2010, 08:14 PM

Because it smells better that way

Why did the chicken cross the road?

**jonnyb** · 02-14-2010, 08:32 PM

It is InTj and needed to get away from the crowds.

Why did the car stop for the chicken?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-14-2010, 08:36 PM

The chicken had glass feathers and would cut the tires.

Why do people need to sleep?

**jonnyb** · 02-14-2010, 09:03 PM

Everyone needs a little bit of time in their own heads. Some more than others I suppose.

Why do people claim that they don't need medical treatment because God will heal them at the exact same time they come to the hospital to be seen by a human pysician?

Cooper · 02-15-2010, 01:38 AM

Because the devil made them do it.

Why can't I roll over without pain?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-15-2010, 04:20 AM

Because you keep thumb tacks in your bed.

Why is snow white?

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 04:28 AM

why is wilford brimly, why is collin powell, why is sara jessica parker? snow white is, so there would be someone who could cook and tidy up the condo for those 7 small fellers.

why is religion so divisive?

Cooper · 02-15-2010, 05:16 AM

Because they can't get their lines right.

Why does Wyatt and Jack follow me everywhere?!

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 06:00 AM

because you smell like bacon

why am i still here when i should be driving to the office?

**Synapse** · 02-15-2010, 06:01 AM

Because they can haz grammer correction and they need to collect surcharges from you for failing at noun-verb agreement.

Why do bands charge so much for concerts?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-15-2010, 07:35 AM

Because the only floorcovering that won't wear out is titanium.

Why does sunshine feel so good?

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 07:42 AM

the sun has a huge poppy grove. it's a heroin thing.

why do i put stuff off?

**WoodsWoman** · 02-15-2010, 07:45 AM

Because putting stuff on is such a bother.

Why is life so complicated?

**jonnyb** · 02-15-2010, 07:50 AM

Because there are too many instrustion manuals and people pushing them.

How can I get this staple gun to stop jambing

**WoodsWoman** · 02-15-2010, 07:51 AM

You keep loading it with glue.

Why are there so many fancy flavors for coffee?

**reiven** · 02-15-2010, 07:52 AM

it's a McConspiracy

what should i do today?

02-14-2010, 07:27 PM	#9851
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	i can only hope they don't remember me. what if hindus are right?
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02-14-2010, 07:33 PM	#9852
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Mcdonalds will have a explosion of chicken burger sales. What if science is right?
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02-14-2010, 07:44 PM	#9853
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	tom cruise is deified what if the pagans are right?
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02-14-2010, 07:55 PM	#9854
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Santa Clause will be king. What if the moon really is made of green cheese?
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02-14-2010, 08:01 PM	#9855
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	i aint eating it. what if the hedonists are right?
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02-14-2010, 08:06 PM	#9856
Cooper Core Member [1364%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,567	the shedoists will shit What makes a car roll?
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02-14-2010, 08:07 PM	#9857
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Cussedness. Why to break pad wear out?
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02-14-2010, 08:09 PM	#9858
Cooper Core Member [1364%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,567	Because cars have 'park' Why is there no snow at the winter olympics?
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02-14-2010, 08:10 PM	#9859
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	They had to dry it out and burn it. Why is a dollar a hundred pennies?
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02-14-2010, 08:14 PM	#9860
Cooper Core Member [1364%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,567	Because it smells better that way Why did the chicken cross the road?
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02-14-2010, 08:32 PM	#9861
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	It is InTj and needed to get away from the crowds. Why did the car stop for the chicken?
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02-14-2010, 08:36 PM	#9862
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	The chicken had glass feathers and would cut the tires. Why do people need to sleep?
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02-14-2010, 09:03 PM	#9863
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Everyone needs a little bit of time in their own heads. Some more than others I suppose. Why do people claim that they don't need medical treatment because God will heal them at the exact same time they come to the hospital to be seen by a human pysician?
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02-15-2010, 01:38 AM	#9864
Cooper Core Member [1364%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,567	Because the devil made them do it. Why can't I roll over without pain?
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02-15-2010, 04:20 AM	#9865
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Because you keep thumb tacks in your bed. Why is snow white?
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02-15-2010, 04:28 AM	#9866
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	why is wilford brimly, why is collin powell, why is sara jessica parker? snow white is, so there would be someone who could cook and tidy up the condo for those 7 small fellers. why is religion so divisive?
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02-15-2010, 05:16 AM	#9867
Cooper Core Member [1364%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 54,567	Because they can't get their lines right. Why does Wyatt and Jack follow me everywhere?!
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02-15-2010, 06:00 AM	#9868
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	because you smell like bacon why am i still here when i should be driving to the office?
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02-15-2010, 06:01 AM	#9869
Synapse Core Member [116%] MBTI: ENTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,660	Because they can haz grammer correction and they need to collect surcharges from you for failing at noun-verb agreement. Why do bands charge so much for concerts?
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02-15-2010, 07:35 AM	#9870
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Because the only floorcovering that won't wear out is titanium. Why does sunshine feel so good?
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02-15-2010, 07:42 AM	#9871
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	the sun has a huge poppy grove. it's a heroin thing. why do i put stuff off?
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02-15-2010, 07:45 AM	#9872
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	Because putting stuff on is such a bother. Why is life so complicated?
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02-15-2010, 07:50 AM	#9873
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Because there are too many instrustion manuals and people pushing them. How can I get this staple gun to stop jambing
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02-15-2010, 07:51 AM	#9874
WoodsWoman Core Member [904%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 36,167	You keep loading it with glue. Why are there so many fancy flavors for coffee?
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02-15-2010, 07:52 AM	#9875
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	it's a McConspiracy what should i do today?
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