[bladeserver]

	Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No Bladey blade and the lovely Trin, you can't wash your hands in a buffalo! Ha ha ha, hee, hee......err sorry, I thought that was funny.

bloddy hilarious. Does your bison drain or do you have to empty it?

[Lupin]

*Back to plot*

What price happiness? Er well, how about two and six for three pounds of the happy stuff or 5 for two bob in old money. Bargain! Do you want a bag love?

Trinity, 'they' are not bothering you....... You are imagining them.

Why don't men get cellulite?





Lupin added to this post, 0 minutes and 58 seconds later...

	Originally Posted by bladeserver To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Easy. A buffalo has two humps. What price happiness?

	Originally Posted by bladeserver To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	bloddy hilarious. Does your bison drain or do you have to empty it?

Err, this latest model's self-draining. Chose the colour myself, d'you like it?

[Elfrun]

	Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No Bladey blade and the lovely Trin, you can't wash your hands in a buffalo! Ha ha ha, hee, hee......err sorry, I thought that was funny.

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That's terrible


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<--- tears of laughter!

[bladeserver]

Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

*Back to plot* What price happiness? Er well, how about two and six for three pounds of the happy stuff or 5 for two bob in old money. Bargain! Do you want a bag love? Trinity, 'they' are not bothering you....... You are imagining them. Why don't men get cellulite? Lupin added to this post, 0 minutes and 58 seconds later... Err, this latest model's self-draining. Chose the colour myself, d'you like it?

*off plot* Naa I hate puce.

*on plot*
Men have rugged genes which prevent the development of cellulite. Sorry It's unfair I know
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why are countries pink?

[Lupin]

Because you desperately need to see an optometrist or you've just split your carotted artery while looking at Google Earth.....*nice*

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[Elfrun]

Whatever you want, he ain't ever gonna find ya!


Why are moths attracted to lights?

[Lupin]

No idea.....

......dare I chuckle?

Moths have kamekazee tendencies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

[bladeserver]

	Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	No idea..... ......dare I chuckle? Moths have kamekazee tendencies. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Where would you find a duck with no legs?

[Cygnus]

You will find a duck with no legs next to the pink flamigo lawn orienments. There are misplaced and missing parts due the local children vandlizing them.

What is a "water landing"?

[Synamon]

A water landing is when raindrops fall on your head.

How many bison does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Elfrun]

None, they sweet talk the buffalo into doing all domestic chores.


Why must everything that goes up come down again?

[ssrprotege]

Because of Q's mischievousness and omnipotence.


Why is yawning contagious?

[ChrisM]

Synamon's A...

	Yawns are contagious because of the release of narcissistic pheromones to the atmosphere. In the interests of public safety, please keep yawning from spreading by not opening your mouth, thank you.

What can be done to retrieve the tape recording?

[Malotis]

	Originally Posted by ChrisM To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	What can be done to retrieve the tape recording?

The retrieval of the tape recording is only possible after drinking an elixir with the primary ingredients of dragons blood, unicorn hair, the used toothpaste of a famous celebrity and the used toe nail clippings of a virgin.

What is the best way to entice an attractive female to sleep with you?

[Cygnus]

	Originally Posted by PsychadelicPowe To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	What is the best way to entice an attractive female to sleep with you?

To be myself.

Will the sun come up tomorrow?

[bladeserver]

	Originally Posted by PsychadelicPowe To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	The retrieval of the tape recording is only possible after drinking an elixir with the primary ingredients of dragons blood, unicorn hair, the used toothpaste of a famous celebrity and the used toe nail clippings of a virgin. What is the best way to entice an attractive female to sleep with you?

I love the easy questions.

"hey you, over here, bed NOW". Always works for me (almost).


Sigh. Too slow.

Yes.

How low is low?

[Elfrun]

*falls at Blades feet*
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sheesh, that's powerful stuff there boy!

	How low is low

Imagine Barry White.... lower then that
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Why do I consistantly feel the urge to drink and post against my better judgement?

[Lupin]

What exactly are 'used' toe nail clippings....is there a burgeoning cottage industry I haven't heard about?

Yep, "the sun will come tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun".....cue for a cheesy song, sung by small curly Shirley Temple lookey-likey in a little red dress.

Will I get an answer from London, I'm running out of time?





Lupin added to this post, 3 minutes and 44 seconds later...

Trinity, drinking while posting can inspire great intellectual thought and text-based offerings. Drink and post....it's a must and thoroughly acceptable if prefaced with...."high, it's Trin here, a bit sloshed and looking for fun".....er then we'll know what to expect.

I'll do it if you'll do it....?

[bladeserver]

Originally Posted by Lupin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

What exactly are 'used' toe nail clippings....is there a burgeoning cottage industry I haven't heard about? Yep, "the sun will come tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun".....cue for a cheesy song, sung by small curly Shirley Temple lookey-likey in a little red dress. Will I get an answer from London, I'm running out of time? Lupin added to this post, 3 minutes and 44 seconds later... Trinity, drinking while posting can inspire great intellectual thought and text-based offerings. Drink and post....it's a must and thoroughly acceptable if prefaced with...."high, it's Trin here, a bit sloshed and looking for fun".....er then we'll know what to expect. I'll do it if you'll do it....?

You hear back from London. Unfortunately the speaking clock isn't that informative.

Is Colonel Saunders related to General Electric?

[Wapiti]

	Originally Posted by bladeserver To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Is Colonel Saunders related to General Electric?

He was but then decided to drop the U and start frying chicken.

How do you kill a mockingbird?

[emanon]

	Originally Posted by Trinity To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	*slaps emanon* Don't leave us again kay!

Ow!

	Originally Posted by whyme1234 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	How do you kill a mockingbird?

Train it to mock a dog whistle. The attempts to reach that pitch will kill it.

(I'd ask something about fried mockingbird, but I've probably been cruel enough for one post so...)


Hey! Where'd my kidney go?

[bladeserver]

	Originally Posted by emanon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Ow! Train it to mock a dog whistle. The attempts to reach that pitch will kill it. (I'd ask something about fried mockingbird, but I've probably been cruel enough for one post so...) Hey! Where'd my kidney go?

I could say aliens took it but that would be so unbelievable.
The dingos got your kidney.

As we identify flying saucers does that make them F.O's?

[emanon]

No, they become IHPs. Identified Hovering Platters.

What does fried mockingbird taste like?

[Wapiti]

It's kinda like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl. Surprisingly, it doesn't taste like chicken at all.

Why did the aliens abduct the mockingbird?

[emanon]

To use it to lure unsuspecting humans so they could get their kidneys.

Are dingos from another planet?