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**Seriously** · 10-10-2009, 10:54 PM

He is a choclatarian vampire. He only eats chocolate to protest the inhuman treatment of humans. It's a personal decision for each vampire to make.

Did the Bride of Frankenstein wear white?

**Hjordis** · 10-10-2009, 10:59 PM

The bride of Frankenstein's usual clothing was a dress made of clouds. They were storm clouds, however, so no, she did not wear white.

What makes demons attack humans, even though they usually coexist peacefully?

**Seriously** · 10-10-2009, 11:03 PM

Sex. And the Teletubbies.

Why did they change Steve on Blues Clues?

**Hjordis** · 10-10-2009, 11:05 PM

They found out he was a cannibal.

What is your favourite instrument?

**jonnyb** · 10-10-2009, 11:34 PM

The Snarflat.

What's in your wallet?

**Nameless** · 10-11-2009, 05:46 AM

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	The Snarflat. What's in your wallet?

Your wallet.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

**Hjordis** · 10-11-2009, 10:07 AM

Booger and cloud swirl.

What kind of hat are you wearing right now?

**jonnyb** · 10-11-2009, 10:34 AM

The thinking cap.

Why do socks get holes ?

**Nikita** · 10-12-2009, 07:13 PM

because toes have teeth

Why is Santa considered "jolly"?

**jonnyb** · 10-12-2009, 08:14 PM

It's suppose to be Jelly......his blubber wiggles.....he only laughs a lot cause it tickles.

Where is the best place to meet the great pumpkin this Halloween?

**nowt** · 10-13-2009, 05:57 AM

At the best little gourdhouse in Texas.

What's the perfect candy to poison, and how?

**jonnyb** · 10-13-2009, 09:34 AM

Liquid centered candies. Inject them with Antifreeze. The atifreeze is sweet and will not cause alarm when eating. Only leathal in consecutive consumption. Can easily cause blindness.

Why would someone want to poison candy?

**nowt** · 10-13-2009, 10:20 AM

Consider it an evolutionary inoculation, of sorts. Don't teach the person; teach the genes.

Would you like some candy?

**Hjordis** · 10-13-2009, 04:58 PM

Yes I would, especially poisoned candy.

Would YOU like some POPCORN?

**jonnyb** · 10-13-2009, 06:04 PM

No, I don't like poopcorn. It gets caught in my colon.

When is it OK to summon Crom?

**Nikita** · 10-13-2009, 11:46 PM

when you see a hot pink hair growing out of your urethra

Why does grass have a stench after it rains?

**jonnyb** · 10-13-2009, 11:56 PM

Same reason dogs' do as well.

Why can a little car part hold me hostage for a week and a half?

**Nikita** · 10-14-2009, 12:06 AM

Because you didn't use the astro glide before you had a go at it

What is the Sandman?

**jonnyb** · 10-14-2009, 01:30 AM

It's not really a question of what as it is a question of why. Why is there sand, man?

Why is it so hard to get a wrench onto the car's nuts?

**Nikita** · 10-14-2009, 07:57 AM

because you didn't use enough salt

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

**nowt** · 10-16-2009, 06:14 AM

Cookie Jar-jar Binks?

Who put the cookie in the jar to begin with?

**Nikita** · 10-16-2009, 08:30 AM

Hitler's mom, she was worried about his figure and put them in there and then up out of his reach

How did he get them down?

**jonnyb** · 10-16-2009, 08:37 AM

With a rocket he had constructed by his henchmen specifically for the task. The lack of cookies was also Hitler's subconscious driving force for his conquests.

What was Hitler's mother's cookie recipe?

**Nikita** · 10-16-2009, 08:41 AM

2 C fennel
1 C guano
1/4 C fresh Rooster semen
2 tsp rat poison
1 pinch ground turtle shell

How would you eat that cookie?

**jonnyb** · 10-16-2009, 08:47 AM

I would eat that cookie vicariously through Nikita.

How can I extract the rooster semen to make a batch?

10-10-2009, 10:54 PM	#9101
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	He is a choclatarian vampire. He only eats chocolate to protest the inhuman treatment of humans. It's a personal decision for each vampire to make. Did the Bride of Frankenstein wear white?
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10-10-2009, 10:59 PM	#9102
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,080	The bride of Frankenstein's usual clothing was a dress made of clouds. They were storm clouds, however, so no, she did not wear white. What makes demons attack humans, even though they usually coexist peacefully?
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10-10-2009, 11:03 PM	#9103
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	Sex. And the Teletubbies. Why did they change Steve on Blues Clues?
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10-10-2009, 11:05 PM	#9104
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,080	They found out he was a cannibal. What is your favourite instrument?
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10-10-2009, 11:34 PM	#9105
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	The Snarflat. What's in your wallet?
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10-11-2009, 10:07 AM	#9107
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,080	Booger and cloud swirl. What kind of hat are you wearing right now?
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10-11-2009, 10:34 AM	#9108
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	The thinking cap. Why do socks get holes ?
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10-12-2009, 07:13 PM	#9109
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because toes have teeth Why is Santa considered "jolly"?
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10-12-2009, 08:14 PM	#9110
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	It's suppose to be Jelly......his blubber wiggles.....he only laughs a lot cause it tickles. Where is the best place to meet the great pumpkin this Halloween?
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10-13-2009, 05:57 AM	#9111
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	At the best little gourdhouse in Texas. What's the perfect candy to poison, and how?
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10-13-2009, 09:34 AM	#9112
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	Liquid centered candies. Inject them with Antifreeze. The atifreeze is sweet and will not cause alarm when eating. Only leathal in consecutive consumption. Can easily cause blindness. Why would someone want to poison candy?
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10-13-2009, 10:20 AM	#9113
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Consider it an evolutionary inoculation, of sorts. Don't teach the person; teach the genes. Would you like some candy?
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10-13-2009, 04:58 PM	#9114
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,080	Yes I would, especially poisoned candy. Would YOU like some POPCORN?
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10-13-2009, 06:04 PM	#9115
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	No, I don't like poopcorn. It gets caught in my colon. When is it OK to summon Crom?
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10-13-2009, 11:46 PM	#9116
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	when you see a hot pink hair growing out of your urethra Why does grass have a stench after it rains?
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10-13-2009, 11:56 PM	#9117
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	Same reason dogs' do as well. Why can a little car part hold me hostage for a week and a half?
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10-14-2009, 12:06 AM	#9118
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Because you didn't use the astro glide before you had a go at it What is the Sandman?
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10-14-2009, 01:30 AM	#9119
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	It's not really a question of what as it is a question of why. Why is there sand, man? Why is it so hard to get a wrench onto the car's nuts?
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10-14-2009, 07:57 AM	#9120
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	because you didn't use enough salt Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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10-16-2009, 06:14 AM	#9121
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Cookie Jar-jar Binks? Who put the cookie in the jar to begin with?
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10-16-2009, 08:30 AM	#9122
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	Hitler's mom, she was worried about his figure and put them in there and then up out of his reach How did he get them down?
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10-16-2009, 08:37 AM	#9123
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	With a rocket he had constructed by his henchmen specifically for the task. The lack of cookies was also Hitler's subconscious driving force for his conquests. What was Hitler's mother's cookie recipe?
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10-16-2009, 08:41 AM	#9124
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	2 C fennel 1 C guano 1/4 C fresh Rooster semen 2 tsp rat poison 1 pinch ground turtle shell How would you eat that cookie?
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10-16-2009, 08:47 AM	#9125
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	I would eat that cookie vicariously through Nikita. How can I extract the rooster semen to make a batch?
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