I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 350

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 11:41 AM

No, Q.

Why doesn't the burro want a taco?

**nowt** · 09-09-2009, 11:44 AM

It's a Paco mule.

How much water do you drink in the shower?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 11:45 AM

Negative 13 oz. please.

B-b-beatboxing?

**nowt** · 09-09-2009, 11:49 AM

worms~

Worms?

**Blse** · 09-09-2009, 11:50 AM


	Why doesn't the burro want a taco?

'cause he wants a burrito.

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 11:52 AM

Definition

Worms:
1. ;alskdfnao;dsufbaiefjaefia;eoin;eoia;we
II - nvjfsleivfnhlagieufhnvsdalibujgvlbjvesajb
c) no.

Should I go pick up that form and fill it out?

**Necrosis** · 09-09-2009, 12:01 PM

Yes, everyone wants to work at mcdonalds.

Should I quit my job?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 12:50 PM

Of course, but only if you become a hippie hermit who only speaks an ancient russian dialect.

What color are black cats?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 12:51 PM

Black is the new pink. Duh.

Why is my roommate crying and painting a picture?

OH SNAP. This was my 500th post.

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 12:56 PM

Because tears make the best paint. (congrats on the 500th post)

Why would you wear a hat?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 12:57 PM

FALSE.

Can chimpanzees spell nocturnal?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 12:59 PM

Yes, but only if they can use it in a sentence with the word "banana".

Why do we have letters?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 01:01 PM

Because Woodstock took all of the ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '.

Why do scissors act like people?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 01:02 PM

Because scissors actually are people, we are the ones who act like scissors.

Why do plants grow?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 01:03 PM

Plants grow because they are planning a world takeover. You just wait.

Why do I like this particular thread?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 01:05 PM

Because its so serious and eventually, when they look back on this period of history thousands of years from now, they are going to realize that all the answer where here.

Why are they called threads and not strings?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 01:07 PM

The violins took all the strings. Sorry.

Do you like to eat calf brains?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 01:12 PM

Who doesn't!?! They are a good substitute for human brains, I am preparing for turning into a zombie.

Are you a zombie?

**escapist11** · 09-09-2009, 01:15 PM

OM NOM NOM!

om nom nom?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Ya nom nom.

Do you watch Monty Python?

**Necrosis** · 09-09-2009, 01:21 PM

No wth is that like some chick flick??

Do you dance naked at home?

**nowt** · 09-09-2009, 02:20 PM

It's a real fucking cabaret.

Are you going to non seq this question?

**aok** · 09-09-2009, 05:27 PM

Maybe.

Why do people like football?

**Necrosis** · 09-09-2009, 06:27 PM

Because who doesn't like seeing a pig get thrown through the air.

Why do people like basketball?

**CatalystAK** · 09-09-2009, 07:10 PM

Because the players are actually aliens who come from a planet of huge people, they get exiled because they are too small.

Why do people like baseball?

09-09-2009, 11:41 AM	#8726
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	No, Q. Why doesn't the burro want a taco?
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09-09-2009, 11:44 AM	#8727
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	It's a Paco mule. How much water do you drink in the shower?
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09-09-2009, 11:45 AM	#8728
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	Negative 13 oz. please. B-b-beatboxing?
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09-09-2009, 11:49 AM	#8729
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	worms~ Worms?
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09-09-2009, 11:52 AM	#8731
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	Definition Worms: 1. ;alskdfnao;dsufbaiefjaefia;eoin;eoia;we II - nvjfsleivfnhlagieufhnvsdalibujgvlbjvesajb c) no. Should I go pick up that form and fill it out?
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09-09-2009, 12:01 PM	#8732
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Yes, everyone wants to work at mcdonalds. Should I quit my job?
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09-09-2009, 12:50 PM	#8733
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Of course, but only if you become a hippie hermit who only speaks an ancient russian dialect. What color are black cats?
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09-09-2009, 12:51 PM	#8734
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	Black is the new pink. Duh. Why is my roommate crying and painting a picture? OH SNAP. This was my 500th post.
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09-09-2009, 12:56 PM	#8735
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Because tears make the best paint. (congrats on the 500th post) Why would you wear a hat?
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09-09-2009, 12:57 PM	#8736
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	FALSE. Can chimpanzees spell nocturnal?
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09-09-2009, 12:59 PM	#8737
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Yes, but only if they can use it in a sentence with the word "banana". Why do we have letters?
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09-09-2009, 01:01 PM	#8738
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	Because Woodstock took all of the ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '. Why do scissors act like people?
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09-09-2009, 01:02 PM	#8739
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Because scissors actually are people, we are the ones who act like scissors. Why do plants grow?
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09-09-2009, 01:03 PM	#8740
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	Plants grow because they are planning a world takeover. You just wait. Why do I like this particular thread?
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09-09-2009, 01:05 PM	#8741
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Because its so serious and eventually, when they look back on this period of history thousands of years from now, they are going to realize that all the answer where here. Why are they called threads and not strings?
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09-09-2009, 01:07 PM	#8742
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	The violins took all the strings. Sorry. Do you like to eat calf brains?
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09-09-2009, 01:12 PM	#8743
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Who doesn't!?! They are a good substitute for human brains, I am preparing for turning into a zombie. Are you a zombie?
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09-09-2009, 01:15 PM	#8744
escapist11 Member [30%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214	OM NOM NOM! om nom nom?
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09-09-2009, 01:16 PM	#8745
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Ya nom nom. Do you watch Monty Python?
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09-09-2009, 01:21 PM	#8746
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	No wth is that like some chick flick?? Do you dance naked at home?
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09-09-2009, 02:20 PM	#8747
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	It's a real fucking cabaret. Are you going to non seq this question?
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09-09-2009, 05:27 PM	#8748
aok Core Member [305%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,207	Maybe. Why do people like football?
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09-09-2009, 06:27 PM	#8749
Necrosis Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,113	Because who doesn't like seeing a pig get thrown through the air. Why do people like basketball?
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09-09-2009, 07:10 PM	#8750
CatalystAK Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 270	Because the players are actually aliens who come from a planet of huge people, they get exiled because they are too small. Why do people like baseball?
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