I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 35

**ssrprotege** · 06-17-2008, 11:58 AM

Because 11:11 represents the Oneness during the time frame.

Why is there no alternative pronunciation to the word "relativity"?

**emanon** · 06-17-2008, 12:27 PM

That's all relative to who says there is no alternative pronunciation. The Obawambi tribe in the mountains of Chili pronounces it tie-die-doe.

Why is my Guide to Commonly Mispronounced Words never handy when I need it?

**bladeserver** · 06-17-2008, 03:42 PM

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	That's all relative to who says there is no alternative pronunciation. The Obawambi tribe in the mountains of Chili pronounces it tie-die-doe. Why is my Guide to Commonly Mispronounced Words never handy when I need it?

If you remember you used it on that bitingly cold day last November when you ran out of fuel oil. Thats also where your chopsticks went and that little step stool.

Why do we only have one moon? Surely we deserve more?

**Synamon** · 06-18-2008, 09:33 AM

You can have as many moons as you like until you get arrested for indecent exposure. Good thing it's summer or you'd have frostbite too.

Why do I always type in thing when I mean think and vice versa?

**bladeserver** · 06-18-2008, 09:58 AM

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	You can have as many moons as you like until you get arrested for indecent exposure. Good thing it's summer or you'd have frostbite too. Why do I always type in thing when I mean think and vice versa?

For the same reason you type facinating instead of fascinating
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Why am I so charming?

**Synamon** · 06-18-2008, 10:09 AM

Laughing way too hard to answer this question.

Synamon added to this post, 0 minutes and 51 seconds later...

Ok, I've recovered now, because you are funny.

Why do dogs chase cats?

**rwyatt365** · 06-18-2008, 10:17 AM

Dogs chase cats to return the $5 that they borrowed last week, but cats are trying to avoid dogs because they know they'll just want to borrow some more.

Why is it COLD? It's June fer cryin' out loud, and it's 60 freaking degrees outside!!

**rewhu** · 06-18-2008, 10:28 AM

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	Dogs chase cats to return the $5 that they borrowed last week...

Ha!

It's not cold out, it's just you. You are slowly becoming a cold-blooded gila monster.

*jumps over rwyatt's tail*

Watch it.

Why doesn't the Hulk ever rip his pants during transformation?

**rwyatt365** · 06-18-2008, 11:08 AM

Because that part shrinks (how else could the rest of him get so BIG?), you should see Bruce Banner in a speedo!

So, why does the Hulk turn green, but the Thing turns orange?

**curiousjane** · 06-18-2008, 11:10 AM

I don't know. But orange you glad I tried to answer anyway?

Will today be better than yesterday?

**rewhu** · 06-18-2008, 11:14 AM

*vigorously shakes Magic 8 Ball*

Out look not good...

*hurls Magic 8 Ball against the wall*

Why don't the little guys on fooze ball tables ever have facial expressions?

**rwyatt365** · 06-18-2008, 11:14 AM

No, but
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will!

Is a bird in the hand REALLY worth two in the bush?

Dammit Spock, late again!

**rewhu** · 06-18-2008, 11:28 AM

He's late Jim.

rewhu added to this post, 3 minutes and 11 seconds later...

A bird in the hand is never worth two in the bush. Birds are filthy little creatures. Why would you want one in your hand? Just leave them alone.

Why isn't my communicator wrist watch working?

**Synamon** · 06-18-2008, 11:32 AM

Because you forgot to wind it.

What time is it?

**bladeserver** · 06-18-2008, 11:41 AM

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	Because you forgot to wind it. What time is it?

Time to make the donuts.

What would you say if i sang out of tune?

**Vivid** · 06-18-2008, 12:02 PM

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	Time to make the donuts. What would you say if i sang out of tune?

I would walk out on you.

Why are bananas red?

**Synamon** · 06-18-2008, 01:42 PM

So they will be able to move fast, the consensus is that red is the fastest color, and we all know banana is the fastest fruit. (there is even a thread to back me up on this)

Why do we ask why?

**Wapiti** · 06-18-2008, 02:05 PM

We ask why to illustrate the fact that no one cares and that we must rely on the great Orca whale to satisfy the thirst for knowledge. If only we could communicate with them.

Why me?

**Cygnus** · 06-18-2008, 02:27 PM

Your magic wand was last seen with Elvis at the local Burger King.

Why is it always in the last place you look?

**Elfrun** · 06-18-2008, 06:07 PM

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	No, but To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. will!

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	Your magic wand was last seen with Elvis at the local Burger King. Why is it always in the last place you look?

Policy was set in 850bc stating that once one findith it one must cease the pursuit, the reprisals for failing to adhere to this ruling were severe, hence tradition states that everything must always be in the last place that you look.

Why can’t hair stop growing when it gets to a suitable length?

**Synamon** · 06-18-2008, 06:22 PM

If hair stopped growing when it got to the length you wanted then hairdressers the world over would be thrown out of work, they would be forced to a life of crime and they know how to use scissors. No one wants that.

Why do words you know are spelled correctly look funny sometimes?

**ssrprotege** · 06-18-2008, 11:44 PM

Because English is too merciful to the cadavers.

What is so cool about being an android, like Data?

**Synamon** · 06-19-2008, 07:20 AM

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

If bacon is made from turkey is it still bacon?

**ChrisM** · 06-19-2008, 07:55 AM

Perhaps. The scientific community is actively seeking the answer to this question.

Can Chuck Norris really run fast enough around the earth to punch himself in the back of the head?

**rwyatt365** · 06-19-2008, 08:02 AM

Yea, and he's done it several times - enough so that his acting abilities have decreased proportionately.

Will the US follow Atlantis, and sink into the ocean?

06-17-2008, 11:58 AM	#851
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Because 11:11 represents the Oneness during the time frame. Why is there no alternative pronunciation to the word "relativity"?
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06-17-2008, 12:27 PM	#852
emanon Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 301	That's all relative to who says there is no alternative pronunciation. The Obawambi tribe in the mountains of Chili pronounces it tie-die-doe. Why is my Guide to Commonly Mispronounced Words never handy when I need it?
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06-18-2008, 09:33 AM	#854
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	You can have as many moons as you like until you get arrested for indecent exposure. Good thing it's summer or you'd have frostbite too. Why do I always type in thing when I mean think and vice versa?
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06-18-2008, 10:09 AM	#856
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Laughing way too hard to answer this question. Synamon added to this post, 0 minutes and 51 seconds later... Ok, I've recovered now, because you are funny. Why do dogs chase cats?
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06-18-2008, 10:17 AM	#857
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Dogs chase cats to return the $5 that they borrowed last week, but cats are trying to avoid dogs because they know they'll just want to borrow some more. Why is it COLD? It's June fer cryin' out loud, and it's 60 freaking degrees outside!!
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06-18-2008, 11:08 AM	#859
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Because that part shrinks (how else could the rest of him get so BIG?), you should see Bruce Banner in a speedo! So, why does the Hulk turn green, but the Thing turns orange?
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06-18-2008, 11:10 AM	#860
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	I don't know. But orange you glad I tried to answer anyway? Will today be better than yesterday?
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06-18-2008, 11:14 AM	#861
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	vigorously shakes Magic 8 Ball Out look not good... hurls Magic 8 Ball against the wall Why don't the little guys on fooze ball tables ever have facial expressions?
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06-18-2008, 11:14 AM	#862
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	No, but To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. will! Is a bird in the hand REALLY worth two in the bush? Dammit Spock, late again!
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06-18-2008, 11:28 AM	#863
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	He's late Jim. rewhu added to this post, 3 minutes and 11 seconds later... A bird in the hand is never worth two in the bush. Birds are filthy little creatures. Why would you want one in your hand? Just leave them alone. Why isn't my communicator wrist watch working?
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06-18-2008, 11:32 AM	#864
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because you forgot to wind it. What time is it?
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06-18-2008, 01:42 PM	#867
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	So they will be able to move fast, the consensus is that red is the fastest color, and we all know banana is the fastest fruit. (there is even a thread to back me up on this) Why do we ask why?
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06-18-2008, 02:05 PM	#868
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	We ask why to illustrate the fact that no one cares and that we must rely on the great Orca whale to satisfy the thirst for knowledge. If only we could communicate with them. Why me?
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06-18-2008, 02:27 PM	#869
Cygnus Veteran Member [69%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,760	Your magic wand was last seen with Elvis at the local Burger King. Why is it always in the last place you look?
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06-18-2008, 06:22 PM	#871
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	If hair stopped growing when it got to the length you wanted then hairdressers the world over would be thrown out of work, they would be forced to a life of crime and they know how to use scissors. No one wants that. Why do words you know are spelled correctly look funny sometimes?
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06-18-2008, 11:44 PM	#872
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Because English is too merciful to the cadavers. What is so cool about being an android, like Data?
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06-19-2008, 07:20 AM	#873
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Nothing, absolutely nothing. If bacon is made from turkey is it still bacon?
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06-19-2008, 07:55 AM	#874
ChrisM Member [04%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 174	Perhaps. The scientific community is actively seeking the answer to this question. Can Chuck Norris really run fast enough around the earth to punch himself in the back of the head?
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06-19-2008, 08:02 AM	#875
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,466	Yea, and he's done it several times - enough so that his acting abilities have decreased proportionately. Will the US follow Atlantis, and sink into the ocean?
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