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**MikeAZ** · 07-19-2009, 09:27 PM

When you land flat on your front in the water.

Whats the best part of Mariokart?

**themuzicman** · 07-20-2009, 06:02 AM

Turning it off.

What is the best color to paint a bedroom

**aok** · 07-20-2009, 06:03 AM

Paisley.

What is the difference between fat and phat?

**themuzicman** · 07-20-2009, 06:09 AM

One can rap.

How do you find a good spouse?

**Stratego** · 07-20-2009, 09:39 AM

Paw through all of the on them rack, do the squeeze and sniff test for freshness and ripeness, avoid any with questionable spots.

What causes warts?

**Seriously** · 07-20-2009, 09:41 AM

Toads. Ask any princess.

How do seedless watermelons reproduce?

**Stratego** · 07-20-2009, 09:44 AM

They can't, but they sure have fun tryin'
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Why are tomatoes fruits?

**themuzicman** · 07-20-2009, 09:49 AM

Because they're not all there.

Are dates fruits or nuts?

**Seriously** · 07-20-2009, 09:50 AM

They prefer to be called bi-vegi. And it's genetic.

TMM beat me again.
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	Are dates fruits or nuts?

It depends on if they are male or female dates though this isn't conclusive. Most of the males are nuts and female are fruits...but there have been a few male fruits and females that are totally nuts. You just have to ask really.

There is no straw in strawberries so why do we call them that?

**themuzicman** · 07-20-2009, 09:58 AM

There used to be, but they were genetically enginieered to not have them anymore

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

**nowt** · 07-20-2009, 03:11 PM

Elision. You drive away from the drive-away; park away from the park-away.

o~/M\~o ?

**MikeAZ** · 07-20-2009, 05:45 PM

600 VAC circuit breaker.

If a man could be two places at one time why would I be with you?

**nowt** · 07-20-2009, 07:52 PM

Guilt.

What don't you think?

**delilah** · 07-20-2009, 08:56 PM

About you.

What happens after we die?

**nowt** · 07-20-2009, 09:02 PM

We laugh and laugh, with Death itself.

Would your ventriloquist dummy look like you?

**MrWho100** · 07-21-2009, 05:31 PM

No, anything that looks like me immediately gets stabbed, so it would soon be unrecognizable.

Why isn't there more micro-tonal music in the world?

**MikeAZ** · 07-21-2009, 06:19 PM

Short people are not good at music.

Why do people give money to vending machines?

**delilah** · 07-21-2009, 09:18 PM

For the kittens.

Why?

**nowt** · 07-21-2009, 09:26 PM

Wrong.

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**delilah** · 07-21-2009, 09:50 PM

0 1 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 0

Hexidecimal or Octal?

**MikeAZ** · 07-21-2009, 10:01 PM

Calamari!

Frozen or on the rocks?

**themuzicman** · 07-22-2009, 05:14 AM

On the rocks.

What do you tip the pizza guy?

**Seriously** · 07-22-2009, 08:26 AM

Depends on what the stock market is doing. Sometimes I also give relationship tips.

What does it mean if a man has big feet?

**themuzicman** · 07-22-2009, 08:58 AM

It means he's a real sweet guy. (size 13, thanks)

Does hair color affect personality?

**Seriously** · 07-22-2009, 09:23 AM

Yes. Blondes are smart. Redheads are good tempered. Brunettes are silly.

What do you get when you cross a cat and dog?

07-19-2009, 09:27 PM	#8276
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07-20-2009, 06:02 AM	#8277
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	Turning it off. What is the best color to paint a bedroom
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07-20-2009, 06:03 AM	#8278
aok Core Member [301%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,063	Paisley. What is the difference between fat and phat?
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07-20-2009, 06:09 AM	#8279
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	One can rap. How do you find a good spouse?
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07-20-2009, 09:39 AM	#8280
Stratego Veteran Member [57%] MBTI: InTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,283	Paw through all of the on them rack, do the squeeze and sniff test for freshness and ripeness, avoid any with questionable spots. What causes warts?
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07-20-2009, 09:41 AM	#8281
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,871	Toads. Ask any princess. How do seedless watermelons reproduce?
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07-20-2009, 09:44 AM	#8282
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07-20-2009, 09:49 AM	#8283
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	Because they're not all there. Are dates fruits or nuts?
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07-20-2009, 09:58 AM	#8285
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	There used to be, but they were genetically enginieered to not have them anymore Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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07-20-2009, 03:11 PM	#8286
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Elision. You drive away from the drive-away; park away from the park-away. o~/M\~o ?
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07-20-2009, 05:45 PM	#8287
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	600 VAC circuit breaker. If a man could be two places at one time why would I be with you?
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07-20-2009, 07:52 PM	#8288
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Guilt. What don't you think?
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07-20-2009, 08:56 PM	#8289
delilah Banned MBTI: infp Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 658	About you. What happens after we die?
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07-20-2009, 09:02 PM	#8290
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	We laugh and laugh, with Death itself. Would your ventriloquist dummy look like you?
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07-21-2009, 05:31 PM	#8291
MrWho100 Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 214	No, anything that looks like me immediately gets stabbed, so it would soon be unrecognizable. Why isn't there more micro-tonal music in the world?
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07-21-2009, 06:19 PM	#8292
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Short people are not good at music. Why do people give money to vending machines?
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07-21-2009, 09:18 PM	#8293
delilah Banned MBTI: infp Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 658	For the kittens. Why?
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07-21-2009, 09:26 PM	#8294
nowt Suspended MBTI: iNtj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,345	Wrong. ?
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07-21-2009, 09:50 PM	#8295
delilah Banned MBTI: infp Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 658	0 1 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 Hexidecimal or Octal?
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07-21-2009, 10:01 PM	#8296
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Calamari! Frozen or on the rocks?
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07-22-2009, 05:14 AM	#8297
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	On the rocks. What do you tip the pizza guy?
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07-22-2009, 08:26 AM	#8298
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,871	Depends on what the stock market is doing. Sometimes I also give relationship tips. What does it mean if a man has big feet?
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07-22-2009, 08:58 AM	#8299
themuzicman Core Member [283%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,350	It means he's a real sweet guy. (size 13, thanks) Does hair color affect personality?
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07-22-2009, 09:23 AM	#8300
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,871	Yes. Blondes are smart. Redheads are good tempered. Brunettes are silly. What do you get when you cross a cat and dog?
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