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**SelfInflected** · 05-19-2009, 10:08 PM

In order to answer your question I need to know whether it's 90 degrees fahrenheit or centigrade. duh

What is a hydrometer?

**Synchronicity** · 05-19-2009, 10:12 PM

A device used to detect the presence of the Hydra.

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

**Seriously** · 05-20-2009, 08:00 AM

Both. 2 black with white stripe zebras can only have a black with white stripe baby but a black with white stripe zebra and a white with back stripe zebra can have either a black with white stripe zebra and a white with black stripe zebra while the white with black stripe zebras can have white with black stripe babies or the rare black and white with white and black stripes.

What makes people think it's ok to drunk dial you late at night?

**SelfInflected** · 05-20-2009, 09:07 AM

DDUI's are usually considered a misdimeanor, therefore prompting little action by the police to enforce those laws.

Why do songs get stuck in our heads?

edit: yeah, I know there's some redundancy there

**Synchronicity** · 05-20-2009, 09:26 AM

It happens when the notes of a song get stuck in your ear canal while you're listening to them. Everyone's ear is a little different, so which songs get stuck in your head depends on the shape of the notes.

Why is ice cold?

**Seriously** · 05-20-2009, 09:28 AM

Because it inevitably forgets to wear it's coat.

Why do fools fall in love?

**SelfInflected** · 05-20-2009, 11:24 AM

They're usually drunk with love, and that's what makes them trip or faint and fall down.

When does one know that their pet loves them?

**Sequoia** · 05-20-2009, 10:22 PM

When their pet slips a love potion into their drink. Otherwise their people would be oblivious.

How does one become a witch?

**aok** · 05-21-2009, 10:04 AM

Put sand between two pieces of bread.

Why do they say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

**SelfInflected** · 05-21-2009, 10:08 AM

Big Oil started that rumor in order to get people to chase rainbows, resulting in more fuel being burned / higher profits.

Why does a rainbow form a arch?

**Synchronicity** · 05-21-2009, 10:17 AM

To make it easier for leprechauns to slide down them while evading children who are after their lucky charms.

What causes earthquakes?

**ssrprotege** · 05-21-2009, 10:18 AM

Zeus gets bored of affairs at times and starts playing with the Earth, whether that be throwing, shaking, etc.

Why can't Zeus live without multiple affairs?

**Seriously** · 05-21-2009, 11:36 AM

He's a man.

What is the next step in evolution?

**ssrprotege** · 05-21-2009, 11:44 AM

Reverse-evolution, I should say. We are heading towards -1 here.

Who is Darwin?

**Sequoia** · 05-21-2009, 07:36 PM

The guy that invented popiscles.

Why are cats so stubborn?

**ssrprotege** · 05-21-2009, 07:48 PM

Because they don't like dogs. They have avoided to become like dogs at all costs.

How is
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**Sir Paul** · 05-22-2009, 03:08 AM

It has a hex on it, for when 6 billion people hav heard it, doomsday will arrive.

If 11 was a race horse and 22 was 12 and 1111 race, did 22 have 2 win 12?

**SelfInflected** · 05-22-2009, 12:41 PM

Horses don't have to do anything one wants them to, and it's not because they don't want to.

What is the real reason behind movie theatres?

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**Synchronicity** · 05-22-2009, 03:10 PM

They were originally created, and continue to exist, by the efforts of popcorn lobbyists in the government alone.

Why is breaking a mirror supposed to cause 7 years of bad luck?

**Thirdie** · 05-22-2009, 03:46 PM

Because the Bees' Higher Council said so.

Why is the sky blue?

**ptrout** · 05-22-2009, 04:09 PM

It isn't, its red, you have an eye infection, you really should get that looked at.

What makes Kosher salt , Kosher ?

altoid · 05-22-2009, 04:55 PM

The way the salt is killed.

What makes people crazy?

**ssrprotege** · 05-22-2009, 05:17 PM

Rocket science.

What is a rocket squirrel?

**Sir Paul** · 05-22-2009, 05:17 PM

Bread, havent you noticed that psychologist were never required in any given country untill bread was introduced.

Why is the drop bear a more infamous creature than the bunyip?

altoid · 05-22-2009, 05:26 PM

Due to poor marketing, the bunyip (aka the red-haired rocket squirrel) never reached the same level of popularity as the drop bear.

Why are bowler hats popular in Bolivia?

05-19-2009, 10:08 PM	#7701
SelfInflected Member [15%] MBTI: IXTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 625	In order to answer your question I need to know whether it's 90 degrees fahrenheit or centigrade. duh What is a hydrometer?
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05-19-2009, 10:12 PM	#7702
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	A device used to detect the presence of the Hydra. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? Last edited by Synchronicity; 05-20-2009 at 08:04 AM.
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05-20-2009, 08:00 AM	#7703
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	Both. 2 black with white stripe zebras can only have a black with white stripe baby but a black with white stripe zebra and a white with back stripe zebra can have either a black with white stripe zebra and a white with black stripe zebra while the white with black stripe zebras can have white with black stripe babies or the rare black and white with white and black stripes. What makes people think it's ok to drunk dial you late at night?
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05-20-2009, 09:07 AM	#7704
SelfInflected Member [15%] MBTI: IXTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 625	DDUI's are usually considered a misdimeanor, therefore prompting little action by the police to enforce those laws. Why do songs get stuck in our heads? edit: yeah, I know there's some redundancy there
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05-20-2009, 09:26 AM	#7705
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	It happens when the notes of a song get stuck in your ear canal while you're listening to them. Everyone's ear is a little different, so which songs get stuck in your head depends on the shape of the notes. Why is ice cold?
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05-20-2009, 09:28 AM	#7706
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	Because it inevitably forgets to wear it's coat. Why do fools fall in love?
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05-20-2009, 11:24 AM	#7707
SelfInflected Member [15%] MBTI: IXTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 625	They're usually drunk with love, and that's what makes them trip or faint and fall down. When does one know that their pet loves them?
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05-20-2009, 10:22 PM	#7708
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	When their pet slips a love potion into their drink. Otherwise their people would be oblivious. How does one become a witch?
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05-21-2009, 10:04 AM	#7709
aok Core Member [303%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,136	Put sand between two pieces of bread. Why do they say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
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05-21-2009, 10:08 AM	#7710
SelfInflected Member [15%] MBTI: IXTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 625	Big Oil started that rumor in order to get people to chase rainbows, resulting in more fuel being burned / higher profits. Why does a rainbow form a arch?
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05-21-2009, 10:17 AM	#7711
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	To make it easier for leprechauns to slide down them while evading children who are after their lucky charms. What causes earthquakes?
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05-21-2009, 10:18 AM	#7712
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Zeus gets bored of affairs at times and starts playing with the Earth, whether that be throwing, shaking, etc. Why can't Zeus live without multiple affairs?
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05-21-2009, 11:36 AM	#7713
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,879	He's a man. What is the next step in evolution?
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05-21-2009, 11:44 AM	#7714
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Reverse-evolution, I should say. We are heading towards -1 here. Who is Darwin?
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05-21-2009, 07:36 PM	#7715
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	The guy that invented popiscles. Why are cats so stubborn?
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05-21-2009, 07:48 PM	#7716
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Because they don't like dogs. They have avoided to become like dogs at all costs. How is To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. related to Doomsday, other than the fact that this music is BGM for the Doomsday Zone?
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05-22-2009, 03:08 AM	#7717
Sir Paul Member [06%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 257	It has a hex on it, for when 6 billion people hav heard it, doomsday will arrive. If 11 was a race horse and 22 was 12 and 1111 race, did 22 have 2 win 12?
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05-22-2009, 03:10 PM	#7719
Synchronicity Core Member [366%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 14,657	They were originally created, and continue to exist, by the efforts of popcorn lobbyists in the government alone. Why is breaking a mirror supposed to cause 7 years of bad luck?
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05-22-2009, 03:46 PM	#7720
Thirdie Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 442	Because the Bees' Higher Council said so. Why is the sky blue?
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05-22-2009, 04:09 PM	#7721
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	It isn't, its red, you have an eye infection, you really should get that looked at. What makes Kosher salt , Kosher ?
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05-22-2009, 04:55 PM	#7722
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,128	The way the salt is killed. What makes people crazy?
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05-22-2009, 05:17 PM	#7723
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Rocket science. What is a rocket squirrel?
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05-22-2009, 05:17 PM	#7724
Sir Paul Member [06%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 257	Bread, havent you noticed that psychologist were never required in any given country untill bread was introduced. Why is the drop bear a more infamous creature than the bunyip?
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05-22-2009, 05:26 PM	#7725
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,128	Due to poor marketing, the bunyip (aka the red-haired rocket squirrel) never reached the same level of popularity as the drop bear. Why are bowler hats popular in Bolivia?
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