I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 291

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:38 PM

because if you don't the dwarfs will come and give you a mind wipe. then they'll do things to you.. horrible things..

how strong are my powers over the elements?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:40 PM

If this were capt planet, you'd be that kid stuck with "heart" :D

How can I become a teenage mutant ninja turtle?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:41 PM

by drinking nuclear waste

When is the best time to go bird watching?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:42 PM

Just before you take the shot.

What's for dinner?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:43 PM

moose balls and regurgitated grass

What is the best excuse for being late to work?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:45 PM

"I couldn't possibly be early to this shitty job of mine!"

What's the first thing you think when you see a pocket protector?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:46 PM

hawt damn I gotta get me a pocket so I can wear one

why do pens leak?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:49 PM

Idiots incorrectly indoctrinated.

Why did the beatles break up?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:50 PM

because they were all jealous of yoko

Why did david bowie sleep with mick jagger?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:52 PM

To get to the other side!

Why are you bored?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:54 PM

Because if I weren't I'd be boneless and wouldn't be able to type.

why does it rain?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:55 PM

Angels are crying.

Just how ridiculous does that last answer sound?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:56 PM

it sounds terribly serious.

would I be a good nun?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 10:58 PM

Yes, right up there with whoopee cushion!

Have you been considering the nunnery?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 10:59 PM

I have been considering the funnery

what is the funnery?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 11:00 PM

it's the nunnery for ...*ahem*...ladies of the evening.

So, how's the application goin?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 11:04 PM

the application stalls on reboot. I think it's got a serial bus fault.

What does RAM stand for?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 11:07 PM

Randomly abused memory.

What's a school bus fault?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 11:10 PM

When the driver supplies the pot .

who called the kettle black?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 11:13 PM

Mary J and Dan K called the kettle black!

Say, is Mary J around this weekend?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 11:16 PM

Maryj is off to brazil for some skinny dipping

What is the best place to go snowshoeing?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 11:16 PM

In the *grass*
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

So, about that grass you promised me?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 11:19 PM

sure it's outside (heh this is cheaper than buying a goat)

what kind is the tastiest grass?

**rahdam** · 04-14-2009, 11:21 PM

dew grass...do the dew!

Have you done the dew?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 11:22 PM

no fairies aren't my thing. I prefer satyrs.

Why do my toes have 5 inch nails?

04-14-2009, 10:38 PM	#7251
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	because if you don't the dwarfs will come and give you a mind wipe. then they'll do things to you.. horrible things.. how strong are my powers over the elements?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:40 PM	#7252
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	If this were capt planet, you'd be that kid stuck with "heart" :D How can I become a teenage mutant ninja turtle?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:41 PM	#7253
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	by drinking nuclear waste When is the best time to go bird watching?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:42 PM	#7254
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Just before you take the shot. What's for dinner?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:43 PM	#7255
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	moose balls and regurgitated grass What is the best excuse for being late to work?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:45 PM	#7256
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	"I couldn't possibly be early to this shitty job of mine!" What's the first thing you think when you see a pocket protector?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:46 PM	#7257
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	hawt damn I gotta get me a pocket so I can wear one why do pens leak?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:49 PM	#7258
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Idiots incorrectly indoctrinated. Why did the beatles break up?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:50 PM	#7259
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	because they were all jealous of yoko Why did david bowie sleep with mick jagger?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:52 PM	#7260
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	To get to the other side! Why are you bored?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:54 PM	#7261
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	Because if I weren't I'd be boneless and wouldn't be able to type. why does it rain?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:55 PM	#7262
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Angels are crying. Just how ridiculous does that last answer sound?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:56 PM	#7263
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	it sounds terribly serious. would I be a good nun?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:58 PM	#7264
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Yes, right up there with whoopee cushion! Have you been considering the nunnery?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 10:59 PM	#7265
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	I have been considering the funnery what is the funnery?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:00 PM	#7266
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	it's the nunnery for ...ahem...ladies of the evening. So, how's the application goin?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:04 PM	#7267
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	the application stalls on reboot. I think it's got a serial bus fault. What does RAM stand for?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:07 PM	#7268
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Randomly abused memory. What's a school bus fault?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:10 PM	#7269
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	When the driver supplies the pot . who called the kettle black?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:13 PM	#7270
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	Mary J and Dan K called the kettle black! Say, is Mary J around this weekend?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:16 PM	#7271
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	Maryj is off to brazil for some skinny dipping What is the best place to go snowshoeing?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:16 PM	#7272
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	In the grass To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. So, about that grass you promised me?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:19 PM	#7273
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	sure it's outside (heh this is cheaper than buying a goat) what kind is the tastiest grass?
azelismia is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:21 PM	#7274
rahdam Core Member [219%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8,774	dew grass...do the dew! Have you done the dew?
rahdam is offline post a comment

04-14-2009, 11:22 PM	#7275
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	no fairies aren't my thing. I prefer satyrs. Why do my toes have 5 inch nails?
azelismia is offline post a comment