I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 289

**ptrout** · 04-13-2009, 02:40 PM

She from the planet Phobos, where all the leather goddess are from.

Why can't you have just one potato chip ?

**Sequoia** · 04-13-2009, 02:41 PM

Because you ate every last one of them.

Why is mustard hot?

**aok** · 04-13-2009, 06:19 PM

Because the sun is yellow and/or orange.

Why is mayonnaise not served as a desert pudding?

**Charly** · 04-13-2009, 08:01 PM

Because when you heat it up it becomes special sauce.

What is one word that does not rhyme with Orange?

**gestalt** · 04-13-2009, 08:05 PM

"Orange" you glad the game isn't over?

Why do I always have to take the piss after drinking juice?

**Charly** · 04-13-2009, 08:10 PM

It's your weak prostate and the lactic acid build up.

How much longer can I be amused by deliberately burning rice cakes in the lunchroom toaster just so I can listen to everyone bitch about the revolting smell all afternoon.

**gestalt** · 04-13-2009, 08:12 PM

Until someone leaves a wet cowpatty stuck to your computer monitor.

Why do some gas station employees feel the need to A) wear 10-year-old ratty underwear that is ripped nearly in half and B) bend over when I'm walking past them not once but twice?

**Charly** · 04-13-2009, 08:20 PM

It's because you're well groomed; and you smell real purdy.

Why do people think that shapeless clothing looks good when it really looks as bad as a fat man tent?

**Sequoia** · 04-13-2009, 08:47 PM

They spend entirely too much time gazing in funhouse mirrors.

How do you tell if you're too organized?

**ptrout** · 04-14-2009, 03:19 AM

The periodic table of elements isn't just a reference chart, its their shelving system.

Why does yellow and blue make green ?

**Bobert** · 04-14-2009, 12:20 PM

Because yellow can see and talk, blue can taste and smell.

Where is the other sock?

**Princess Leia** · 04-14-2009, 12:26 PM

The washer ate it and framed the dryer.

Why do birds suddenly appear (every time you are near)?

**gestalt** · 04-14-2009, 02:59 PM

Those aren't real. They're figments of your imagination.

Why is the phrase "put a sock on your cock" so funny?

**ptrout** · 04-14-2009, 04:13 PM

Because it tickles when you put a sock on your cock.

Why did you put a sock on your cock ?

**gestalt** · 04-14-2009, 04:32 PM

Because that's where I keep my secret herbal blend.

Why did you refrain from using a proper sock?

**aok** · 04-14-2009, 04:47 PM

My stocking was stuffed.

Why do you walk around partially naked?

**gestalt** · 04-14-2009, 05:05 PM

Because I'm preparing for the Polar Bear Jump next year.

Why do you drink those Naked fruit smoothie drinks?

**aok** · 04-14-2009, 05:07 PM

Because it costs more that Kool-Aid.

What makes Nerds sweet?

**gestalt** · 04-14-2009, 05:09 PM

Prophylactic acid combined with distilled turpentine spirits.

Why are Charleston Chews so satisfying?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 06:53 PM

Because they're made out of human brain which is chock full of hormones that make us feel good

why can't I have superpowers?

**Charly** · 04-14-2009, 07:37 PM

because you're a zombie.

why can't I be a zombie?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 07:42 PM

you can be a zombie. it's free and easy! All you have to do is get one to bite you.

Why don't I like zombies?

**ssrprotege** · 04-14-2009, 07:47 PM

Because you are ashamed of it.

Who brought up zombie stuff?

**azelismia** · 04-14-2009, 07:48 PM

zombie stuffz was first brought up when jesus rose from the dead.

Why doesn't water always turn into wine?

**Charly** · 04-14-2009, 08:01 PM

It does, you just have your equation backwards.

why is half a quarter an eighth?

04-13-2009, 02:40 PM	#7201
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	She from the planet Phobos, where all the leather goddess are from. Why can't you have just one potato chip ?
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04-13-2009, 02:41 PM	#7202
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Because you ate every last one of them. Why is mustard hot?
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04-13-2009, 06:19 PM	#7203
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,189	Because the sun is yellow and/or orange. Why is mayonnaise not served as a desert pudding?
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04-13-2009, 08:01 PM	#7204
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	Because when you heat it up it becomes special sauce. What is one word that does not rhyme with Orange?
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04-13-2009, 08:05 PM	#7205
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	"Orange" you glad the game isn't over? Why do I always have to take the piss after drinking juice?
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04-13-2009, 08:10 PM	#7206
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	It's your weak prostate and the lactic acid build up. How much longer can I be amused by deliberately burning rice cakes in the lunchroom toaster just so I can listen to everyone bitch about the revolting smell all afternoon.
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04-13-2009, 08:12 PM	#7207
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Until someone leaves a wet cowpatty stuck to your computer monitor. Why do some gas station employees feel the need to A) wear 10-year-old ratty underwear that is ripped nearly in half and B) bend over when I'm walking past them not once but twice?
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04-13-2009, 08:20 PM	#7208
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	It's because you're well groomed; and you smell real purdy. Why do people think that shapeless clothing looks good when it really looks as bad as a fat man tent?
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04-13-2009, 08:47 PM	#7209
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	They spend entirely too much time gazing in funhouse mirrors. How do you tell if you're too organized?
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04-14-2009, 03:19 AM	#7210
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	The periodic table of elements isn't just a reference chart, its their shelving system. Why does yellow and blue make green ?
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04-14-2009, 12:20 PM	#7211
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	Because yellow can see and talk, blue can taste and smell. Where is the other sock?
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04-14-2009, 12:26 PM	#7212
Princess Leia Member [02%] MBTI: ENTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 91	The washer ate it and framed the dryer. Why do birds suddenly appear (every time you are near)?
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04-14-2009, 02:59 PM	#7213
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Those aren't real. They're figments of your imagination. Why is the phrase "put a sock on your cock" so funny?
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04-14-2009, 04:13 PM	#7214
ptrout Member [20%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 827	Because it tickles when you put a sock on your cock. Why did you put a sock on your cock ?
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04-14-2009, 04:32 PM	#7215
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Because that's where I keep my secret herbal blend. Why did you refrain from using a proper sock?
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04-14-2009, 04:47 PM	#7216
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,189	My stocking was stuffed. Why do you walk around partially naked?
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04-14-2009, 05:05 PM	#7217
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Because I'm preparing for the Polar Bear Jump next year. Why do you drink those Naked fruit smoothie drinks?
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04-14-2009, 05:07 PM	#7218
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,189	Because it costs more that Kool-Aid. What makes Nerds sweet?
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04-14-2009, 05:09 PM	#7219
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Prophylactic acid combined with distilled turpentine spirits. Why are Charleston Chews so satisfying?
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04-14-2009, 06:53 PM	#7220
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	Because they're made out of human brain which is chock full of hormones that make us feel good why can't I have superpowers?
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04-14-2009, 07:37 PM	#7221
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	because you're a zombie. why can't I be a zombie?
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04-14-2009, 07:42 PM	#7222
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	you can be a zombie. it's free and easy! All you have to do is get one to bite you. Why don't I like zombies?
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04-14-2009, 07:47 PM	#7223
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Because you are ashamed of it. Who brought up zombie stuff?
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04-14-2009, 07:48 PM	#7224
azelismia Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,657	zombie stuffz was first brought up when jesus rose from the dead. Why doesn't water always turn into wine?
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04-14-2009, 08:01 PM	#7225
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	It does, you just have your equation backwards. why is half a quarter an eighth?
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