I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 284

**ranwayslo** · 03-28-2009, 07:19 AM

I am not on earth at 5 a.m. any day.

How do you define chili?

**Bobert** · 03-28-2009, 07:35 AM

It's the stuff that flows through my arteries.

What is breakfast cereal made from?

**TravelnTrain** · 03-28-2009, 07:37 AM

sticks and stones that break one's bones

Where's the beef?

**reb** · 03-28-2009, 07:37 AM

cereal killers

why do they want to harm cereal?

**Bobert** · 03-28-2009, 07:39 AM

Trick question, there is no such thing as beef.
Cereal has a plot against Austria.

Where is Austria?

**TravelnTrain** · 03-28-2009, 08:10 AM

Behind Door #3

Why do people engage in small talk?

**reb** · 03-28-2009, 08:25 AM

because you're supposed to use your small voice.

why do people engage at all?

**Bobert** · 03-28-2009, 11:53 AM

Because of their clutches.

Why is reb's book smoldering?

**thatfox** · 03-28-2009, 11:54 AM

Because they forgot to stoke the fire.

What is one and one and one?

altoid · 03-28-2009, 02:39 PM

A crowd.

Is it flattering to be one of America's Most Wanted?

**Sequoia** · 03-28-2009, 02:54 PM

Yes. Those that are feel highly loved.

What is the ratio of conspiracy theories to actual conspiracies?

**Bobert** · 03-28-2009, 04:04 PM

Pinball.

What is helium used for?

**aok** · 03-28-2009, 04:08 PM

To get high.

What is work for?

**Bobert** · 03-28-2009, 04:14 PM

To make people happy.

What are eye drops used for?

**TravelnTrain** · 03-28-2009, 04:46 PM

To rain on another's parade.

When will INTJ become a status symbol?

**Harmony** · 03-28-2009, 05:00 PM

Once you guys come out and actually declare it a status symbol...
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How come people get insomnia?

**TravelnTrain** · 03-28-2009, 05:23 PM

Global warming

Why do you thread a needle but post to a thread?

**Harmony** · 03-28-2009, 06:42 PM

The same reason you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

Why do guys feel the need to hog the remote?

altoid · 03-28-2009, 08:05 PM

The same reason many drive ginormous trucks.

Are we through seeing Joe the Plumber?

**Harmony** · 03-28-2009, 08:09 PM

Yes, he has now been replaced by Tom the Electrician

Is there anything that doesn't cause Cancer?

**mental drift** · 03-28-2009, 09:20 PM

Yes, plastic melted in the microwave, sprayed with household chemicals, and set atop a burger seared in the fire. Yummm!

Which is better paper or plastic?

**TravelnTrain** · 03-29-2009, 02:02 AM

The smell of leather

Why won't Americans switch to using dollar coins?

**DanteFalling** · 03-29-2009, 02:39 AM

Because we like to know we can wash our cloth dollars (everyone know that coins disappear in the wash: it has to do with a chemical interaction with the detergent).

How many licks until the center of the lollipop?

**reb** · 03-29-2009, 05:06 AM

more than the angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

Susan B. Anthony...why couldn't she be someone else?

**gestalt** · 03-29-2009, 02:46 PM

She was too busy defining herself by Shakespeare's Cleopatra.

What is the relationship between pig latin and the circle of life in The Lion King?

03-28-2009, 07:19 AM	#7076
ranwayslo Member [19%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 798	I am not on earth at 5 a.m. any day. How do you define chili?
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03-28-2009, 07:35 AM	#7077
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	It's the stuff that flows through my arteries. What is breakfast cereal made from?
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03-28-2009, 07:37 AM	#7078
TravelnTrain Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,253	sticks and stones that break one's bones Where's the beef?
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03-28-2009, 07:37 AM	#7079
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	cereal killers why do they want to harm cereal?
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03-28-2009, 07:39 AM	#7080
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	Trick question, there is no such thing as beef. Cereal has a plot against Austria. Where is Austria?
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03-28-2009, 08:10 AM	#7081
TravelnTrain Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,253	Behind Door #3 Why do people engage in small talk?
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03-28-2009, 08:25 AM	#7082
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	because you're supposed to use your small voice. why do people engage at all?
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03-28-2009, 11:53 AM	#7083
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	Because of their clutches. Why is reb's book smoldering?
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03-28-2009, 11:54 AM	#7084
thatfox Member [08%] MBTI: INTj Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 347	Because they forgot to stoke the fire. What is one and one and one?
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03-28-2009, 02:39 PM	#7085
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,147	A crowd. Is it flattering to be one of America's Most Wanted?
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03-28-2009, 02:54 PM	#7086
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Yes. Those that are feel highly loved. What is the ratio of conspiracy theories to actual conspiracies?
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03-28-2009, 04:04 PM	#7087
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	Pinball. What is helium used for?
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03-28-2009, 04:08 PM	#7088
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,635	To get high. What is work for?
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03-28-2009, 04:14 PM	#7089
Bobert Member [41%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,671	To make people happy. What are eye drops used for?
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03-28-2009, 04:46 PM	#7090
TravelnTrain Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,253	To rain on another's parade. When will INTJ become a status symbol?
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03-28-2009, 05:00 PM	#7091
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	Once you guys come out and actually declare it a status symbol... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How come people get insomnia?
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03-28-2009, 05:23 PM	#7092
TravelnTrain Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,253	Global warming Why do you thread a needle but post to a thread?
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03-28-2009, 06:42 PM	#7093
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	The same reason you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. Why do guys feel the need to hog the remote?
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03-28-2009, 08:05 PM	#7094
altoid Core Member [103%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,147	The same reason many drive ginormous trucks. Are we through seeing Joe the Plumber?
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03-28-2009, 08:09 PM	#7095
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	Yes, he has now been replaced by Tom the Electrician Is there anything that doesn't cause Cancer?
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03-28-2009, 09:20 PM	#7096
mental drift Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 330	Yes, plastic melted in the microwave, sprayed with household chemicals, and set atop a burger seared in the fire. Yummm! Which is better paper or plastic?
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03-29-2009, 02:02 AM	#7097
TravelnTrain Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,253	The smell of leather Why won't Americans switch to using dollar coins?
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03-29-2009, 02:39 AM	#7098
DanteFalling Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,132	Because we like to know we can wash our cloth dollars (everyone know that coins disappear in the wash: it has to do with a chemical interaction with the detergent). How many licks until the center of the lollipop?
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03-29-2009, 05:06 AM	#7099
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	more than the angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Susan B. Anthony...why couldn't she be someone else?
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03-29-2009, 02:46 PM	#7100
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	She was too busy defining herself by Shakespeare's Cleopatra. What is the relationship between pig latin and the circle of life in The Lion King?
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