I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 265

**fomatizer** · 03-05-2009, 08:39 PM

69.

What's your most frequent political position?

**Stormy** · 03-05-2009, 11:37 PM

Denial.

What would the world be like without gravity?

**rwyatt365** · 03-06-2009, 10:10 AM

I dunno, I'm kinda up in the air about that.

If lefty is loosey, is righty really tighty?

**gestalt** · 03-06-2009, 10:17 AM

Loosely speaking, no.

Why?

**Hjordis** · 03-06-2009, 08:33 PM

because 7.

Does my milkshake have milk in it?

**fomatizer** · 03-06-2009, 09:30 PM

It has a teabag.

What sorta critter is Hjordis?

**Nikita** · 03-06-2009, 09:49 PM

a 6 toed sloth with bat wings

What is carbon dating?

**Hjordis** · 03-07-2009, 11:34 AM

When a date goes horribly, horribly wrong because carbon, a type of poison, is in all the food.

Is a feather smarter than my friend's brother?

**Stormy** · 03-07-2009, 01:10 PM

Only if he's a bird brain.

Why don't sharks have bones?

**Hjordis** · 03-07-2009, 04:46 PM

They do. They're just invisible.

What am I eating for dinner tomorrow?

**Sequoia** · 03-07-2009, 07:47 PM

The breakfast of champions.

What's a six word phrase for extrovert?

**Jonathan Brewer** · 03-07-2009, 09:32 PM

Extraordinarily outgoing, people oriented, individual.

What is the difference between a Slim Jim and my mother?

**Stormy** · 03-08-2009, 09:34 AM

I dunno, they look the same, except I think your mother isn't as tasty.

How'd you get in here?

**Hjordis** · 03-08-2009, 11:56 AM

Well, I think it might be a type of torture because I murdered someone.

What's your favourite drink?

**Jonathan Brewer** · 03-08-2009, 12:56 PM

Purified meatloaf.

How do you eat a Reese's?

**Sequoia** · 03-08-2009, 06:41 PM

The first step is to put it in the microwave....

what's the second step?

**DurrRuhRurr** · 03-08-2009, 06:44 PM

Blow the microwave and Reeses up with dynamite.

What's the third step?

**Charly** · 03-08-2009, 07:16 PM

You mix the pop rocks with pepsi in your mouth.

what's the fourth step?

**Sequoia** · 03-08-2009, 07:39 PM

Lots and lots of fizz! And that's how you eat a reases peanut butter cup!

Any questions?

**Jonathan Brewer** · 03-08-2009, 09:16 PM

No, what day is it?

**Sequoia** · 03-09-2009, 02:41 PM

Tomorrow.

How do you conquer an allergy?

**aok** · 03-09-2009, 02:57 PM

Vomit the allergen.

How do you cure sickness?

**Sequoia** · 03-09-2009, 05:04 PM

Steep it in saturated salt water for 3 weeks.

What is tea not made of?

**Jonathan Brewer** · 03-09-2009, 07:09 PM

Tea leaves.

Who is Napoleon Dynamite?

**Sequoia** · 03-09-2009, 07:39 PM

The hot new pop star from Spain.
(or is it the hot new star pop from Spain?)

How brief can a true obsession be?

03-05-2009, 08:39 PM	#6601
fomatizer Member [03%] MBTI: Intp Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 157	69. What's your most frequent political position?
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03-05-2009, 11:37 PM	#6602
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	Denial. What would the world be like without gravity?
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03-06-2009, 10:10 AM	#6603
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	I dunno, I'm kinda up in the air about that. If lefty is loosey, is righty really tighty?
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03-06-2009, 10:17 AM	#6604
gestalt Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,374	Loosely speaking, no. Why?
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03-06-2009, 08:33 PM	#6605
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,081	because 7. Does my milkshake have milk in it?
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03-06-2009, 09:30 PM	#6606
fomatizer Member [03%] MBTI: Intp Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 157	It has a teabag. What sorta critter is Hjordis?
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03-06-2009, 09:49 PM	#6607
Nikita Core Member [555%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,213	a 6 toed sloth with bat wings What is carbon dating?
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03-07-2009, 11:34 AM	#6608
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,081	When a date goes horribly, horribly wrong because carbon, a type of poison, is in all the food. Is a feather smarter than my friend's brother?
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03-07-2009, 01:10 PM	#6609
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	Only if he's a bird brain. Why don't sharks have bones?
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03-07-2009, 04:46 PM	#6610
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,081	They do. They're just invisible. What am I eating for dinner tomorrow?
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03-07-2009, 07:47 PM	#6611
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	The breakfast of champions. What's a six word phrase for extrovert?
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03-07-2009, 09:32 PM	#6612
Jonathan Brewer Core Member [135%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,411	Extraordinarily outgoing, people oriented, individual. What is the difference between a Slim Jim and my mother?
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03-08-2009, 09:34 AM	#6613
Stormy Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114	I dunno, they look the same, except I think your mother isn't as tasty. How'd you get in here?
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03-08-2009, 11:56 AM	#6614
Hjordis Member [27%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,081	Well, I think it might be a type of torture because I murdered someone. What's your favourite drink?
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03-08-2009, 12:56 PM	#6615
Jonathan Brewer Core Member [135%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,411	Purified meatloaf. How do you eat a Reese's?
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03-08-2009, 06:41 PM	#6616
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	The first step is to put it in the microwave.... what's the second step?
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03-08-2009, 06:44 PM	#6617
DurrRuhRurr Member [14%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 564	Blow the microwave and Reeses up with dynamite. What's the third step?
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03-08-2009, 07:16 PM	#6618
Charly Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 488	You mix the pop rocks with pepsi in your mouth. what's the fourth step?
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03-08-2009, 07:39 PM	#6619
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Lots and lots of fizz! And that's how you eat a reases peanut butter cup! Any questions?
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03-08-2009, 09:16 PM	#6620
Jonathan Brewer Core Member [135%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,411	No, what day is it?
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03-09-2009, 02:41 PM	#6621
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Tomorrow. How do you conquer an allergy?
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03-09-2009, 02:57 PM	#6622
aok Core Member [315%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,637	Vomit the allergen. How do you cure sickness?
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03-09-2009, 05:04 PM	#6623
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Steep it in saturated salt water for 3 weeks. What is tea not made of?
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03-09-2009, 07:09 PM	#6624
Jonathan Brewer Core Member [135%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,411	Tea leaves. Who is Napoleon Dynamite?
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03-09-2009, 07:39 PM	#6625
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	The hot new pop star from Spain. (or is it the hot new star pop from Spain?) How brief can a true obsession be?
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