I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 26

**Elfrun** · 06-06-2008, 12:54 PM

*ego swells, blush appears, 'nice list' produced, rwehu added*

The answer to your question is deeper then one may suspect. It relates to the traditional definition of the word penmanship. You see, when you break it down you get three distinctive words being pen, man and ship, traditionally this was the title given to the log master on a ye olde ship. Now that right there is a problem as people seem to think it means expert writing, this is not the case, read the old logs if you require proof. If your co-worker is not employed in this capacity then it is only fitting that they have 'terrible' penmanship. I suggest you stop dwelling on it.

Why is the emoticon that represents embarrassed misspelt?

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 01:15 PM

To save valuable forum space one of the r's was omited. Please use single leters where posible throughout the forum to save space people, no ned for al those double leters. Al help is apreciated. Thank you in advance for your coperation.

What color should I paint the wall in my guest room?

**emanon** · 06-06-2008, 01:18 PM

You should wallpaper it with pictures of one of rwyatt's nebulously gay/not-gay friends.

Why am I still on here instead of working?

**rwyatt365** · 06-06-2008, 01:18 PM

Paint the wall the color of the sunset on Altaris IV after passing of the new moon.

Why do I feel sick?

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 01:33 PM

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Paint the wall the color of the sunset on Altaris IV after passing of the new moon. Why do I feel sick?

	Originally Posted by emanon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	You should wallpaper it with pictures of one of rwyatt's nebulously gay/not-gay friends. Why am I still on here instead of working?

Both good choices, thanks.

rwatt feels sick because he's working and emanon is on here instead of working because he feels sick.

What color is the sunset on Altaris after the passing of the new moon?

**Elfrun** · 06-06-2008, 01:33 PM

	Originally Posted by emanon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Why am I still on here instead of working?

Same answer anyone in here receives, sure it's old but you can't avoid the truth. You're here because I willed it now quit ya complaining.

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	Why do I feel sick?

Out of sympathy to me and the redicular questions I'm having to answer, your concern touches me. Thankyou.

Why is 'Indubitably' such a cool word?

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 01:36 PM

Indubitably is a cool word because it was coined in the high Arctic. In-dub-itably loosely translates to rubbed with whale fat.

Why do I keep posting simultaneously?

**emanon** · 06-06-2008, 01:45 PM

	Originally Posted by Synamon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	What color is the sunset on Altaris after the passing of the new moon?

The same color as the sunrise after the passing of the old moon.

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	Why do I keep posting simultaneously?

Because you have an obsession with the word simultaneously.

Why am I having so much difficulty ending questions with question marks today.

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 02:01 PM

Because today you are only thinking in answers.

Will you sign my petition to remove my picture from the Member's picture thread?

**ssrprotege** · 06-06-2008, 02:26 PM

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	Because today you are only thinking in answers. Will you sign my petition to remove my picture from the Member's picture thread?

Sure, if I can invent an original way of 'signing' without doing anything.
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Why can't Synamon leave this thread?!

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 02:33 PM

Because this thread has 8 legs like an octopus and won't let go.
And Trinity willed it.

How can we break Trinity's will?

**Elfrun** · 06-06-2008, 02:37 PM

You can't so don't try and stop talking about it I do not want a rebellion

Why do some fish 'fly'?

**ssrprotege** · 06-06-2008, 02:53 PM

Fish just "know" Purgatory and want to get out of Purgatory - they, despite low IQ, just 'know' it, why not?

How can I feel my psyche gravitated towards the mystic region (just like Earth's gravitation
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)?

**rewhu** · 06-06-2008, 06:57 PM

Call upon your half Betazoid ship's counselor and have her "sense" it for you.

What song is this: da da da daaa, da da daaa, da da da duh da da da da daaa?

**Synamon** · 06-06-2008, 09:59 PM

Beethoven's Fifth.

Aaaarrrrrgggg lured back into this thread. Does this thread have a high gravitational pull?

**anul** · 06-06-2008, 10:18 PM

Because it's filled with fat people.

How does Tim Allen still find work!?

**Elfrun** · 06-07-2008, 12:14 AM

He is a master blackmailer. I can say no more. Let's never mention this again.

Why do some people with the name Richard willingly allow others to call them Dick?

**rwyatt365** · 06-07-2008, 04:06 AM

Because "certain people", because of their obvious physical limitations wish to have attention drawn to them by referring to said limitation.

Why is it cloudy today?

**Synamon** · 06-07-2008, 08:49 AM

Because the sun is on holiday in the south of France. It will be back Monday.

Why does the wind blow?

**ChrisM** · 06-07-2008, 08:59 AM

Temporal thermonucleonic radiation emanating from earth's ionosphere.

Why are yawns contagious?

**Synamon** · 06-07-2008, 09:45 AM

Yawns are contagious because of the release of narcissistic pheromones to the atmosphere. In the interests of public safety, please keep yawning from spreading by not opening your mouth, thank you.

Who created this addictive thread?

**Elfrun** · 06-07-2008, 10:15 AM

It was not created, it always was.

Why is every light in my house on?

**anul** · 06-07-2008, 10:36 AM

It's a diabolical plot to melt the ice caps!!

Is there a greater nut than the pistachio?

**Synamon** · 06-07-2008, 10:38 AM

Yes the almond is the superior nut, it contains higher levels of 'good for you stuff' than any other nut. (and it's my favorite)

Is there a more useless waste of time in the entire universe than this thread?

**Elfrun** · 06-07-2008, 11:07 AM

No, all other threads including
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are less stoopid and time consuming.

Why is tomato referred to as a fruit but stored in the vegetable section of the supermarket?

06-06-2008, 12:54 PM	#626
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	ego swells, blush appears, 'nice list' produced, rwehu added The answer to your question is deeper then one may suspect. It relates to the traditional definition of the word penmanship. You see, when you break it down you get three distinctive words being pen, man and ship, traditionally this was the title given to the log master on a ye olde ship. Now that right there is a problem as people seem to think it means expert writing, this is not the case, read the old logs if you require proof. If your co-worker is not employed in this capacity then it is only fitting that they have 'terrible' penmanship. I suggest you stop dwelling on it. Why is the emoticon that represents embarrassed misspelt?
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06-06-2008, 01:15 PM	#627
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	To save valuable forum space one of the r's was omited. Please use single leters where posible throughout the forum to save space people, no ned for al those double leters. Al help is apreciated. Thank you in advance for your coperation. What color should I paint the wall in my guest room?
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06-06-2008, 01:18 PM	#628
emanon Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 301	You should wallpaper it with pictures of one of rwyatt's nebulously gay/not-gay friends. Why am I still on here instead of working?
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06-06-2008, 01:18 PM	#629
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,464	Paint the wall the color of the sunset on Altaris IV after passing of the new moon. Why do I feel sick?
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06-06-2008, 01:36 PM	#632
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Indubitably is a cool word because it was coined in the high Arctic. In-dub-itably loosely translates to rubbed with whale fat. Why do I keep posting simultaneously?
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06-06-2008, 02:01 PM	#634
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because today you are only thinking in answers. Will you sign my petition to remove my picture from the Member's picture thread?
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06-06-2008, 02:33 PM	#636
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because this thread has 8 legs like an octopus and won't let go. And Trinity willed it. How can we break Trinity's will?
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06-06-2008, 02:37 PM	#637
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	You can't so don't try and stop talking about it I do not want a rebellion Why do some fish 'fly'?
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06-06-2008, 02:53 PM	#638
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Fish just "know" Purgatory and want to get out of Purgatory - they, despite low IQ, just 'know' it, why not? How can I feel my psyche gravitated towards the mystic region (just like Earth's gravitation To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. )? Last edited by ssrprotege; 06-06-2008 at 04:06 PM. Reason: To keep it short :)
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06-06-2008, 06:57 PM	#639
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	Call upon your half Betazoid ship's counselor and have her "sense" it for you. What song is this: da da da daaa, da da daaa, da da da duh da da da da daaa?
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06-06-2008, 09:59 PM	#640
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Beethoven's Fifth. Aaaarrrrrgggg lured back into this thread. Does this thread have a high gravitational pull?
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06-06-2008, 10:18 PM	#641
anul Member [06%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 244	Because it's filled with fat people. How does Tim Allen still find work!?
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06-07-2008, 12:14 AM	#642
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	He is a master blackmailer. I can say no more. Let's never mention this again. Why do some people with the name Richard willingly allow others to call them Dick?
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06-07-2008, 04:06 AM	#643
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,464	Because "certain people", because of their obvious physical limitations wish to have attention drawn to them by referring to said limitation. Why is it cloudy today?
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06-07-2008, 08:49 AM	#644
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Because the sun is on holiday in the south of France. It will be back Monday. Why does the wind blow?
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06-07-2008, 08:59 AM	#645
ChrisM Member [04%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 174	Temporal thermonucleonic radiation emanating from earth's ionosphere. Why are yawns contagious? Last edited by ChrisM; 06-07-2008 at 09:24 AM.
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06-07-2008, 09:45 AM	#646
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Yawns are contagious because of the release of narcissistic pheromones to the atmosphere. In the interests of public safety, please keep yawning from spreading by not opening your mouth, thank you. Who created this addictive thread?
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06-07-2008, 10:15 AM	#647
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	It was not created, it always was. Why is every light in my house on?
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06-07-2008, 10:36 AM	#648
anul Member [06%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 244	It's a diabolical plot to melt the ice caps!! Is there a greater nut than the pistachio?
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06-07-2008, 10:38 AM	#649
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Yes the almond is the superior nut, it contains higher levels of 'good for you stuff' than any other nut. (and it's my favorite) Is there a more useless waste of time in the entire universe than this thread?
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06-07-2008, 11:07 AM	#650
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	No, all other threads including To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. are less stoopid and time consuming. Why is tomato referred to as a fruit but stored in the vegetable section of the supermarket?
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